NOW, DONALD TRUMP WAS CELEBRATING EASTER AT THE WHITE
HOUSE, OR WHATEVER THIS BUILDING IS AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT,
AND AS USUAL THE EASTER BUNNY IS NEXT TO HIM -- THAT'S NEVER NOT
FUNNY.
LET'S SHOW A PICTURE, THIS IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE
SIGHT, AND THE EASTER BUNNY LOOKS FUNNY AS ALWAYS, CREEPY AS
ALWAYS, IT ALWAYS MAKES THE PRESIDENT LOOK RIDICULOUS TO
STAND NEXT TO AN EASTER BUNNY, IT IS NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITE
TRADITIONS AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
IF I WAS A PRESIDENT, WHICH IS
UNLIKELY TO HAPPEN, SO YOU WILL BE OKAY, EASTER BUNNY, I WOULD
BAN THAT TRADITION.
THEY WOULD SAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAND NEXT
TO THE EASTER BUNNY?
THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING NO.
BY THE WAY,
EARLIER IN HIS CAREER THE FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS
SECRETARY, SEAN SPICER, PLAYED AN EASTER BUNNY IN ONE OF THOSE
CEREMONIES.
THAT'S ONLY THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I EVER HEARD.
OKAY.
NEVER PLAY AN EASTER BUNNY UNLESS YOU ARE A FURRY.
NOW, HOW
IS DONALD TRUMP GOING TO MATCH ALL THE OTHER PRESIDENTS AND TOP
THEM?
BECAUSE ALL THE PRESIDENTS HAVE TO STAND NEXT TO THIS
RIDICULOUS EASTER BUNNY, DONALD TRUMP SAYS YOU WILL NOT
OUT-RIDICULOUS ME, I WILL GO FURTHER HERE AND DO BETTER THAN
YOU.
UNDERSTAND THAT ON THE LAWN OUR CHILDREN, THEY ARE ABOUT TO
DO THE EASTER EGG ROLL AND THE HUNT AND ALL THAT STUFF, HE'S
TALKING TO A BUNCH OF KIDS, AND THEN HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE
MILITARY.
WHAT?
NO, DIFFERENT VENUE.
DIFFERENT VENUE, NOT THIS
VENUE.
AND IT APPEARS EVEN THE EASTER BUNNY IS SURPRISED, WATCH.
THIS IS A SPECIAL YEAR, OUR COUNTRY IS DOING GREAT, WHEN YOU
LOOK AT THE ECONOMY, YOU LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING, NOTHING IS
EVER EASY BUT WE'VE NEVER HAD AN ECONOMY LIKE WE HAVE RIGHT NOW
AND WE WILL MAKE IT BIGGER AND BETTER AND STRONGER, OUR
MILITARY IS NOW ON A LEVEL, OR WILL SOON BE ON A LEVEL, IT HAS
NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING AND YOU SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH FUNDING, THE FUNDING OF OUR MILITARY WAS
SO IMPORTANT, AND SO MANY MILITARY PEOPLE ARE WITH US
TODAY, SO JUST THINK OF $700
BILLION, THAT'S ALL GOING INTO OUR MILITARY THIS YEAR.
WE MIGHT HAVE ADDED THE ZOOM IN TO THE EASTER BUNNY BUT I
THINK IT WAS MERITED, HE ALWAYS HAS A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE
BUT WE WERE ALL SURPRISED WHEN TRUMP STARTED GOING INTO THIS
WEIRD POLITICAL SPEECH.
BUT IT ONLY GETS WORSE, THAT WAS WEIRD IN TERMS OF POLICY AND
THE WRONG VENUE TO BRING THAT TOPIC UP, BUT THEN HE SAYS THIS.
I WANT TO THANK THE WHITE HOUSE HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION AT
ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED SO HARD WITH MELANIA, WITH
EVERYBODY, TO KEEP THIS INCREDIBLE HOUSE, OR BUILDING,
OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, BECAUSE THERE REALLY IS NO NAME
FOR IT, IT IS SPECIAL.
IT'S CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE.
IT DEFINITELY HAS A NAME.
A
FAIRLY WELL KNOWN NAME.
YOU LIVE INSIDE IT.
THIS BUILDING,
WHATEVER IT'S CALLED?
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
NO, THE GUY HAS
LOST HIS MIND, WE ARE ALL PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS FINE.
THIS THING, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, IT LOOKS WHITE, IT LOOKS TO
BE SOME SORT OF HOUSE -- I DON'T KNOW, I WATCH FOX INSIDE THERE,
BUT GOD KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
HE ISN'T DONE.
AND WE KEEP IT IN TIPTOP SHAPE, WE CALL IT SOMETIMES
TIPPY TOP SHAPE.
AND IT'S A GREAT, GREAT PLACE.
WE SOMETIMES CALL IT TIPPY TOP SHAPE.
HE THEN ADDED, I SAID
TIPTOP, TIPPY TO THE TIPPY, AND YOU DON'T STOP, ROCK IT OUT TO
THE BOOGIE TO THE BANG BANG BOOGIE, TO THE RHYTHM OF THE
BOOGADIE BEAT.
HE SAID IT, I DON'T KNOW.
THE GUY IS AN
ABSOLUTE DISASTER BUT AT LEAST HE MADE EASTER MORE FUN.