- In our smartphone world,
it's easy to forget that disaster can strike at any moment.
That's why as a public service,
I want all of you to be ready
with what I call, Mad Crazy Survival Skills.
(Rock Music)
- [Announcer] Crazy Mad Survival Skillz
(Laughing and Clapping)
- Here to show us is combat veteran,
survivalist, and certified ninja.
Also known as black MacGyver, Hakim Isler.
Y'all give it up for him.
(clapping) - Thank you.
- Okay.
So for the moms at home,
why do we need to learn survival skills?
- In a world like today,
we have survival as a hot topic.
I mean, there's disasters right here in your own backyard.
Ya got fires, blizzards, there's floods going on.
So everyone needs to know,
everyone needs to know at least the basics.
And you know, moms, more than myself,
Dr. Phil, or any of us guys;
moms, especially you ladies, are more prepared than anyone.
- I'm a Girl Scout.
- You're a Girl Scout.
Especially if you're a Girl Scout.
- Exactly.
- Especially if your a Girl Scout, all right.
So, what I wanna say is like,
moms have survival gear all the time, all day long.
If you just look at a diaper bag, for instance,
you have, inside a diaper bag you have water,
you have snacks, you have a first aid kit,
ya got sunscreen, you got four kids, right?
So, you carry all that.
You probably got like five diaper bags.
- I'm like a Sherpa.
That's every time I get in my damn car,
I'm like "Good Lord."
(Laughing)
- But there are things in a diaper bag
that we may not think about.
For instance, we have...
- Antibacterial, okay.
- Yeah, we got Hand San.
Now, Hand San has a high content of alcohol.
You can use this to start a fire,
you can use it to make a small little stove
out of a can if you needed to.
All right, so that's one aspect of that.
And then, also you have a diaper.
Right, a diaper, right?
So a diaper has in it,
it has a thing called sodium polyacrylate.
So, that basically is something that
it's used on planes to as a fire retardant.
So, when you get fires happening,
and they dump it out of planes.
You ever seen that on television?
- [Kelly] Yeah.
So, what that does is, it's very absorbent.
So, if you have a cut or something on you,
you can use this as a bandage.
Exactly, you can use it as a bandage.
You can use it as a ice pack, if you needed to.
The cotton inside of it can be used to start fires, as well.
- My Gosh.
- Alright, so that's what we have here in our diaper bag.
- I mean, are y'all like "That's crazy"?
- [Lacey] That's amazing.
- [Kelly] I didn't know you could that with a diaper.
- I had no idea.
- Okay, let's move down.
What's in here?
Okay.
- So, if you don't have a diaper bag,
one of the things that you could have
is you have a purse on you.
This purse will have all these different things.
You have your compact, the mirror.
The mirror could be used to signal,
if you're out in the woods somewhere.
If you were lost, right?
And some things in here that people don't even think about
is lipstick, right?
So, lipstick you could use--
- Shoot, I ain't got that in my bag. (laughing loudly)
- So, if you get lost, or stranded somewhere,
and you decide you wanna walk somewhere,
you can write on your window where you're going.
And because it doesn't come off easy,
even if it rains it's not gonna wash off the car.
- Yeah.
- But another thing that people don't know
about lipstick is that it has a oil in it.
And that oil will allow you to burn things.
- Fire, yes. - Yes, to do fire.
So, if you had some cotton,
and the cotton burns really fast,
you can slow that down by adding some lipstick to that,
and turn it into like a wick, right?
- Man, when it hits the fan I hope I'm near you.
(Laughing)
That's awesome.
- Yeah, another thing we have is a credit card.
Everybody has a credit card.
Now if you want to you can use a credit card
to like pick a lock,
or get inside a lock or something of that nature.
But if you use it and scrap it against concrete,
you can abrade it and you can use that for cutting,
as a cutting tool.
- Or a weapon.
- As a weapon, exactly.
So that you could defend yourself, right?
So, this is another aspect of things that we have,
that we carry on us all the time,
that we can use for survival.
- Wow, I love it.
- That's amazing.
(Clapping)
- What's happening here?
- Alright, you don't have any of that stuff on you.
What can we use?
We can use the bra.
- [Kelly] It's so helpful.
- Right, so the bra is definitely
something that could be used for not only survival--
- Helps against gravity, yeah?
- It helps against gravity, yeah.
You could use this, you could put it on as a mask.
So when we had 9/11
you had all the dust going through the world.
- Yeah, or even all these fires.
- Yeah, or the fires, right.
So, if you dip it in water, if you have the fire,
you can use it to help against smoke, right,
so that you can breath.
And then if you also have dust that's going around
you can help to keep the dust out.
You can use it as a dust filter.
You can also use this as a water filter, right?
So if you want to filter your water through it,
to keep all the big stuff out,
get clean water out of the bottom, you can use it.
Let's take this one right here.
- [Kelly] Okay.
- If Dr. Phil tries to push me in the chest--
- I feel like I should get out of the way.
- Oh no, stay there.
Stay in the middle.
Dr. Phil comes, he pushes me on the chest,
I knock his hands down, I can use this to come up,
and I can use it to choke him.
- You getting took down by a bra.
(laughing)
You didn't think that'd happen today.
- [Hakim] He didn't see that coming at all.
- Only in Hollywood.
- [Kelly] Exactly.
- Now, he's my buddy, he's injured, right?
So, I don't wanna choke him I wanna keep him alive.
- Well, you just choked me, now you gonna--
- Help you.
- [Hakim] I injured him, now I wanna help him, right?
So, I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna use it as a sling.
I'm going to put that over Dr. Phil's head.
(audience laughs and cheers)
I'm gonna bring it down, I'm gonna bring his elbow up here.
Put that right on his elbow.
- [Kelly] Oh my God, I love today.
- [Hakim] Let's get it back to the elbow.
- [Kelly] He's a tall man.
- There we go.
He might need a larger cup size.
- Yeah, you might need a bigger cup size, bud.
(laughing) That was her joke, he just didn't hear it.
- [Hakim] Put his hands right through there, that hand.
- This hand? - Yep, yes, sir.
And we bring this up.
- Back around?
- Back around the head again.
- [Kelly] Oh hey, but it did work.
- Sling.
- You're about to get choked.
- [Lacey] And now he's really getting choked.
(clapping)
- Dr. Phil, how you feeling about this?
- I'm feeling like Robin would never believe it.
(laughing)