♪ (upbeat techno intro) ♪
- (FBE) All right. Well, you know, when it comes
to that perfect meet cute, some people have love letters
that are sent out unintentionally. Others maybe prefer Tinder.
But long before any of that, the world had...
video dating services. Today, you're gonna watch
some of the most amazing video dating submissions
from the 80s of people searching for that Lara Jean/Peter love,
and you're gonna give each of them a score from one to five.
- I'm so ready. - I'm a little nervous.
Let's see how it goes.
- ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ - ♪ Where you can you be? ♪
♪ Where can you be? ♪
♪ Someone, someone ♪ - Okay, early to bed, early to rise
makes a woman, healthy, wealthy, and wise.
That's why you're wiser than me. It's Steven.
- (FBE) Steven. - I'm looking for a trendy girl
with a simple smile. Wait, it says here--
oh, excuse me. A figure that is sexy,
slim, tight, excellent legs... mm.
And you know that a journey... - EW!
- ...always begins with the first step.
- No, sir! Delete that please! What?!
- I just-- I've never watched something like this before.
I'm just so-- I'm here for it. It's really different and interesting.
(laughs) - I'm gonna score him low.
He just said, "My woman needs to get some sleep and be hot.
I like her legs." And then, he looked at the camera
and he went, "Mm!" - Mm.
- Get away from me! - He rhymed it too.
He tried to be a poet. - I-- wow. I'm speechless.
He started strong. And his outfit,
I like the background he had. It worked.
- Sir, I'm gonna rate you like a zero!
(buzzer) - And the only reason why I'm hesitant
to give him a zero is I don't think that probably
will be the worst one, and we have to have room to go.
So, I'm gonna give him a one. (ding)
- Okay, so I'll give him a three, 'cause his start was good.
But then he had to look at his note cards,
which kind of showed he was really trying.
- Steven, Steven, you got a lot to learn
about ladies. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh. - Hi, I'm Maurice.
I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
I'm looking for someone to have fun with.
I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid
to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down.
- (laughs) - Oh, wow!
Where do you find these? And just the way
that they speak into the camera feels a little odd.
- You know, he said, "I'm looking for someone
I could have fun with." I'm gonna go with a 3.5.
- He's more respectful at least. Okay, I'm gonna say three.
- Good for you, Maurice. - One definitely.
- I thought I told you never to call me here. (chuckles)
I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess?
Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman,
is a woman, is any woman, is all women.
- What?! I'm so overwhelmed. - I am horrified.
- (claps) It wasn't totally creepy like one of the others.
He brought his rose or whatever flower he has there,
and he really committed. - The flower upset me so much
that there was just no coming back from that for me.
- I mean, he wasn't blatantly disrespectful,
which it's sad that this is the bar.
He was trying to be creative. So, for that, I think a one.
- Yeah, he gets a one. - I was gonna say three.
This was one of the better videos. - (FBE) Yeah.
- Hi, Mom. Some of the things I love
are photography, travel, skiing, and cuddling.
Type A, I'm not. Comfortable, caring,
and serious about a relationship, I am.
- What?! I'm confused. (laughs) Why did he say, "Hey, Mom"?
- Some people could have found that adorkable, you know?
Like, they would be like, "Aww." - I thought-- well, he seemed
a little shy, but then that was kind of maybe
part of his charm. He seems a little more caring.
- And I appreciate that he said what he's-- he said a little bit
about himself, which is nice. And for that, he gets higher points.
- Can we go with a 3.8? 'Cause he's almost at a four,
but not quite. - I give it also a 3.8.
- Okay, I was gonna give him a four.
- It would've been higher if he hadn't started with "Hey, Mom."
- I don't know. The type of girl that I'm looking for is one
that's really attractive to me, somebody that maybe even
gets rough once in a while, you know? And somebody that'll embarrass you
by ordering too much food or, you know, somebody like that.
- Sir! - (FBE) Mm-hmm. Oh, I know.
- Embarrass you by ordering too much food?!
- Why does he criticize someone for enjoying their meal?
- But he's like, "But I like that." - Just jerk alert.
Jerk meter just went straight up. (buzzer)
- Okay. - Also, what did he say?
Like, he needs a woman who also can get rough?
- He's gonna get a 0.2. - Uh, I'm giving him a solid zero!
- I give him a one. - Hi, I'm Fred,
kind of your typical research mathematician, I guess.
I'm really looking for somebody I can feel special about.
And I don't encounter people like that very often.
And I'm hoping you're one of them. - Awww! That was kind of adorable.
- It was very wholesome. - He really went out there
with his wardrobe. Like, that's a bold choice.
- He's like, "This is me." Good for him!
- If you're looking for someone who is not afraid to be themselves,
Fred's your boy. But he deserves a four.
- Fred gets a five from me. - I'll give him a four.
(ding) - (FBE) It is time to crown
our number one overall pick.
You ladies have chosen... (drum roll)
Fred the viking. (canned applause and cheering)
Here are some of the honorable moments that did not make the cut today.
- I have a very strong sense of humor. I've read recently that everyone
thinks they've got one, but my friends do agree that I do.
- I'm a ham. I've been on Jeopardy.
- I decided that I'm lonely. - But I'd love to go rollerskating.
- Are you a little crazy? - Extremely high verbal skills.
- Coed bubble bath sounds like a real fun idea
I wanna try out. - I'm a 25-year subscriber
to both Playboy and the New Yorker magazine.
- You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.
- I enjoy having fun, yes. - It may not appear it,
but I'm semi-crazy.
- And just sugar and spice and all those things that are nice.
- Oh my god!
- That made me need to curl up in a ball,
like protect myself with a blanket. - Gross!
- I like the honesty in them. It's really-- it's so interesting
to see how different people present themselves, right?
Maybe it'll come back to this one day
on a dating app. You'll send a little video.
- (FBE) All right, guys. Well, before we go,
if you're brave enough, if you were going to make
your own video dating submission, what would you say?
- ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ - ♪ Where can you be? ♪
♪ Where can you be? ♪ ♪ Someone ♪
- Oh, hey. I didn't see you there. - Oh, hello! I'm Anna.
If you love dogs, a variety of breads...
- If you like grilled cheese sandwiches,
musicals, dogs, and a rocking good time...
- Really enjoy cooking, and I really need someone
that enjoys exploring, that really wants to see
the world with me. I wanna be inspired by you.
And I hope I inspire you and that you have aspirations.
- ...and watching way too much TV, I am the girl.
- ...I'm your girl! And only slightly, a little bit crazy.
Hahaha... ha.
- Which dating submission was your favorite?
Let us know in the comments. - Be sure to watch
To All The Boys: Always and Forever on Netflix.
- Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!