- [Jo] Damon
- [Jo] What do you have here?
- [Jo] It's time to do some laundry
I brought a book here with me
To do a basic review of your portuguese
Of my portuguese?
But my portuguese is good enough already
Like, I'm here studying english again because I already forgot everything
In the last video's comments you said that Damon's portuguese is great
And It is, yeah it is
Can we show a clip of when he was starting to learn Portuguese?
Hey, how are you? What are you doing?
My portuguese is better now because we learned how to edit
In this book there are dirty, normal, and street Portuguese expressions
That I thought maybe he's never heard of
I'll put you on hold.
Can you call me later?
Is that really how you say it?
Possibly, I don't know
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number
Ready?
Yeah
Ms.Joanna entering the classroom
Now, one, two, three...
Don't hang up yet, please.
Rapaz (guy)
Rapaz is a "boi" (bull)
This is an animal in portuguese
A "boi" is the male of a cow
A bull
But "Rapaz" is a "Boi"
It's a man
It's a man, right? But also an animal
But a "Boi" is a bull
It's like "Payday"
It sounds like "Eu peidei" (I farted)
But payday is the day you get paid
Anyways, that's another video
It's the day you fart
Fofoqueiro (gossipy)
"Fofoqueiro" is someone who...
No!
Ok, "fofoqueiro" it's like...
Hey guys!
No
It makes sense
- [Jo] Like, "fofura" (cuteness) - [Damon] Like, so cute, fofoqueiro
It's the opposite
A "fofoqueiro" is not cute
It's ugly
What I mean is that It would make sense, like
The gringo's portuguese is "fofoqueiro"
This doesn't make any sense
Do you really don't know?
- [Damon] No
You don't?
What is "fofoqueiro"?
"Fofoqueiro"
A person who likes to gossip
What does "fofoca" means?
"Fofoca" is gossip
Gossip?
"Fofoqueiro" is a gossip girl
Or gossip guy
I like this word
Not the gossip girl
Tô com o nariz entupido (I have a stuffy nose)
"Estar com o nariz entupido" it's when you can't breathe anymore
Me in the last videos
Next!
Bater papo (To chat)
Like, let's chat
João show is on TV
João? Who's João?
João! Like, "Hey guys, I'm João"
I don't know how he does it
- [Jo] Who's João? - [Damon] Jô! Jô!
Oh, Jô!
I was like "who's João?"
Chat with Jô!
Jô
My name "Damon"
Is it a female name in Portuguese?
Everyone always think I'm Jo
And that you're Damon
Because Jo can be a male name
- [Damon] And Damon...
- [Jo] Doesn't exist
Doesn't exist in Brazil
Next thing
If I write "Rsrs" on the internet
What does it mean?
It means "Hahahaha"
Why is that?
"Rindo" (Laughing)
"Sorrisos" (Smiles)
- [Jo] "Risos" (Laughter) - [Damon] It makes sense
It's "risos"
What about "KKKKKK"?
Like...
Funny!
But that's interesting!
When I speak with friends in portuguese
They always say "Kkkkk"
And I say "Hahahahaha"
Because in portuguese "Kkkkkk" is a laughter sound
But for us is "Hahahahaha"
In portuguese is "Kkkkkkk"
In english is "Hahahahaha"
Ok guys, don't hang up yet, please
Next!
Malhação (Workout/TV Show)
It's a TV show
To workout
It has nothing to do with it
Why not?
This channel is called "The bicycles"
but we'll not talk about bicycles
I don't get it
Guys, leave a comment down below
Why does "Malhação" has nothing to do with "Malhar" (To workout)
It's because everyone is in shape on the show
Maybe
But their lives has nothing to do with working out
I love this word that doesn't make any sense
Xerocar (To make a copy)
Cheiro (Smell)
Cá (over here)
Smell over there
I'm in the office, I need to "Xerocar"
You "Xerocou" yesterday
You "Xerocou" documents yesterday
In the office
Oh! Xerox! Yeah
"Xerocou"
"Xerocar"
Do you wanna know why?
Xerox, the machine is called Xerox Machine
- [Damon] It makes sense
But it turns into "Xerox" when you add the brazilian accent
"Xerocar" (To make a copy)
Recado (message)
Recado is someone who's not in a box, someone who doesn't fit
"Se encaixar" (To fit in)
It has nothing to do with it
In a sentence
I need to leave you a "recado"
You didn't answer the phone
I left a "recado"
I need to leave a voicemail
Yeah! A message
- [Jo] You could never guess - [Damon] We don't like that
I love "recados"!
Do you?
I do
You know I have that voice on the phone
Hello, my name is Joanna Franco, just calling to leave you a message
Yeah, you like to leave a message
But you don't like to get one
Yeah I don't
Brazilian people!
I have a serious question
Voicenotes
Why do you guys love to leave 4 minute voicenotes?
As an american, we don't want to listen to a voicenote longer than 15 seconds
Yesterday I sent you a 50 seconds voicenote
And I thought "Oh god, she's not going to listen"
It's good, of course
Because you can express yourself better and all that
But like, now I'm noticing this
Since we finally have brazilian friends
And its a thing!
You guys love to leave 4-5 minute voicenotes
But why? We don't do this
Tô afim de (I want to)
I like this one
Because there's not much like
"I'm about to"
"I'm up for"
"I'm keen to"
- [Damon] "I'm good to go to" - [Jo] "Tô afim de"...
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Thank you to all who I spoke to
Who helped to improve my Portuguese
Jo can say the same
Yes
A big kiss!
See you next time, bye!
Oh Jo, I don't know if I...
I haven't told you
But I took two portuguese classes without you.
How could you get another portuguese teacher?
Yeah, I took without you
Just to experience
She's going to get mad
Just to see
We are doing this to improve my portuguese
Which means you can't get mad at me
That I didn't took with you
She's going to cheat on me
Are you going to cheat on me?
Maybe I need to get back to you
Because I didn't know this expression
I don't even know If I'm using it correctly
So good for you, find someone who know's portuguese