Hey, baby did you get out the extra pillows?
Not yet where do you keep them?
Can you not touch those or anything?
My guests will be here any minute.
Don't you think this is kind of awkward?
What what's wrong?
Just having random people stay in your house it's super weird.
Can you seriously stop spying?
Everything has to be perfect this time.
I'm only five stars away from being super host.
I think they're here.
Okay, okay, all right, this is it, I'm going down.
Oh don't you think we should put this away?
Oh!
I mean hi, welcome.
You must be Tom and...
And you must be our host.
Ashley, so great to meet you both.
You got up here so fast.
Do you help with your bags or anything?
It's okay we packed light.
I'm sorry, please come in!
I dig this music what is it?
A Gregorian chant
we find it calming.
Yeah, it is I like it.
Us too.
Oh, so I've made a guidebook for your stay.
There's a ton of restaurants in the area.
So I have marked them on this map and itemized them by type of cuisine.
You got any bigger glasses?
Oh no actually we don't but...
This is Lia, my assistant.
She's just about to get us some extra pillows.
Actually I was about to step out.
Okay, um.
Oh you don't need to touch that.
Mary don't touch that.
Maybe we shouldn't leave this lying around.
I am so sorry I will put this away.
Oh welcome.
This is the master bedroom and the master bathroom is there.
There's plenty of fresh towels feel free to use whatever you find.
My house is your house
Oh you don't need your own sheets I just washed these.
It's okay we like these.
Oh, well I highly suggest that you try these ones out.
They are a thousand thread count sustainably sourced eucalyptus sheets.
They are literally the best reviewed ones on the market.
It's an important part of the five-star experience I've curated here for you.
So I'll get out of your hair.
How does 11am checkout sound?
That'd be fine we might even be out a lot sooner than that.
Okay have a great stay.
Hey.
Assistant?
Are you kidding me?
I thought it would make us sound more legit.
Us? This is your thing.
Once I'm super host I'll have enough for our trip to Paris.
That's great, but those people are super weird.
You sure it's okay for them to stay here?
It's gonna be fine. They're just here to blow off some steam.
Oh you don't have to do that.
Good morning, oh it's my pleasure.
We had such a lovely stay in your home.
Well I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.
Come on honey, we should get going.
Let's not overstay our welcome.
May god bless you and your home
May god bless you and your home.
You forgot your music!
Keep it.
Hello?
Hey, so did they trash the place or what?
No, everything's fine.
Well, at least you made it to Super Host.
Hey this is Kevin with Airbnb.
Yeah, hi, so I hosted a guest last night.
And now I'm not seeing their profile and they didn't leave me a review.
Let me check that for you.
Oh great, looks like you're only one stay away from super host.
I know that, thank you... it's just
No.
I don't know their full names.
I just know they went by Tom and Mary.
No, I don't have their contact info.
We did everything through the app like we're supposed to do.
Hey? What's up?
What's up? You okay?
(mumbling) - It's okay. It's okay.
I got you.
You're alright.
Do you want to just crash at my place tonight?
You know what?
What if we just go out instead?
Definitely, where?
Anywhere.
My treat.
Let me just take some photos and let's get out of here.
Lia,
Lia get away from the mirror.
Lia!
What are you doing?
Baby please stop.
Baby please stop!
Lia.
My god Lia, what are you doing?
Lia, baby put it down.
Yes
Give me the sword.
Oh baby.
Baby are you okay?
Stay there, stay there, don't move baby.
I'm gonna call for help, I'm calling for help.
Baby look at me.
Look at me it's me.
It's me baby.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry baby.
I see you.
I love you.
♪ Only you ♪
♪ Can make this world seem right ♪
Let's go on that trip.
- (speaking French) Welcome to Paris.