- (viking) Hi, I'm Fred. - (Alex snorting)
- (frumpy man) Hi, my name's Mike and if you're sitting here
watching these tapes, smoking your cigarette,
well, hit the fast forward button.
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- I've never-- - Yeah.
- I've never been in a Staff React with Ethan.
- I'm so much more excited now that it's me and Zach,
the person who trained me at this job two years ago.
- Wow.
- (FBE) All right, guys, today, you're gonna be doing
a laugh challenge.
- Oh shit. - Oh man.
Okay. - We're both screwed.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'm nervous. - Yeah.
- I don't feel like that's it, though.
There's more.
- (FBE) It's a laugh challenge, but with a twist.
- (gasping) What's that? - Where's the water?
- (FBE) You're gonna be doing this with a mouth full of water.
- Yay, water. - Liquid.
- (forced cackle) I'm getting it all out.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ho! (grunting) - What kind of laugh is that?
- (FBE) You ready? (gurgling)
- ♪ Are you looking for me? ♪ - (in surprise) Mmm!
- ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪
♪ Where can you be? ♪
♪ Someone ♪
- (mustached man) Okay, early to bed, early to rise,
makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.
That's why you're wiser than me.
- (struggling to regain control)
- (teal-shirted man) Hi, I'm Maurice.
I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
- (man in suit) Hi, my name's Monroe.
You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.
- (suppressing laughter) - (spurting water)
(spurting in slow-mo)
- (belly laughter)
- I love this challenge. (buzzer)
- (Monroe) My name's Monroe.
You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.
- (ginger-haired man) Hi, my name is Phil.
Most my friends call me "Big Phil."
- (mumbling)
- (emphatically) Mm-mm!
- (echoey voice) What are you doing in my swamp?!
♪ What-what wh-wh-what-what ♪
♪ Wh-wh-what-what ♪
What are you doing in my swamp?! - (mumbled) Two times?
♪ What-what wh-wh-what-what ♪
- Mm-mm.
- (echoey voice) What are you doing in my swamp?!
♪ What-what wh-wh-what-what ♪
(song concluding)
- ♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪
- (satisfied sigh) [Bleep] yeah!
Cheers, bro! - (bewildered chuckle)
(water spurting)
(spurting in slow-mo)
What was that? (buzzer)
- (partier) [Bleep] yeah! Cheers, bro!
Cheers, bro! - Mm. Mm-mm.
- ♪ Are you looking for me? ♪ - (laughing)
- ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪
♪ Where can you be? ♪
♪ Someone ♪
- (mustached man) Um, I like to talk to people deep into the night.
- (Tom Cruise look-alike) I play guitar.
- (man in tan suit) I'm Aton.
- (giggling) I'm sorry.
I don't know why that was-- but it happened.
(buzzer)
- (viking) Hi, I'm Fred. - (spurting water, snorting)
(spurting, snorting in slow-mo) (buzzer)
- (Fred) Hi, I'm Fred. - (Alex snorting)
- (frumpy man) Hi, my name's Mike, and if you're sitting here
watching this tape, smoking your cigarette,
well, hit the fast forward button because I don't smoke
and I don't like... - (spraying water)
(laughing hard)
(spraying in slow-mo) (buzzer)
- (Mike) ...watching this tape, smoking your cigarette,
well, hit the fast forward button because I don't smoke
and I don't like people who do smoke. - (humming)
- (teal-shirted man) I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo
if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit
when I take the top down.
- (bearded man) Perhaps even a nice bath
with some champagne and candles.
- (man in ugly sweater) Hi, mom. Heh.
- (laughing)
- (struggling to remain composed) - Dude, you're killing it.
- (boy) Welcome to Radio (gutterally) Shack!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! - (breathing deeply)
- Hey, give me the remix.
Give me the remix.
- (boy) Welcome to Radio...
♪ Shack, shack, shack, shack ♪
♪ (gangsta rap) ♪ - (wearily) Mmm.
- (boy) ♪ Shack, shack, shack ♪
♪ (gangsta rap) ♪ - Woo!
♪ (gangsta rap) ♪ - (boy) ♪ Shack ♪
- Hey! (chuckling)
This is so bad.
- (husband snoring deeply)
(wife speaking in Spanish)
- (chuckling) This isn't gonna be good.
(wife speaking in Spanish)
♪ (sultry Latin music) ♪ - (groaning) Mmm!
(husband snoring)
♪ (snoring remix of "Despacito") ♪
- Uh-oh.
♪ (snoring remix continues) ♪
- (chuckling)
♪ (snoring remix continues) ♪
- (splurting water and giggling)
- (humming in distress)
(spitting out water)
(laughing hard)
- (splurting in slow-mo)
- It's your fault!
You spit it too? - Yeah!
(buzzer)
- Look at that muscle. (husband snoring softly)
- We're gonna break him.
- (boy) I watching, me and my momma, watching this movie
and this man kicked him.
♪ (plucky guitar ditty) ♪
The man was gonna try to punch him...
- (cackling)
- (boy) He kicked him down on the ground,
but he was gonna kick him.
(mumbling) You know what he did? - (suppressed laughter)
He kicked him in the penis.
- (spraying water and laughing)
(spraying water in slow-mo)
What the f--?
(laughing) - Well, that's it.
(buzzer)
- (boy) You know what he did? - What?
- (boy) He kicked him in the penis.
- (parroting) "He kicked him down on the ground."
(unintelligible boyish voice)
"You know what he did? He kicked him in the penis."
- (centered breath) - (parroting) "He was injured."
- (boy) Injured bad. - (laughing)
♪ (plucky guitar ditty) ♪
(clapping)
- ♪ Are you looking for me? ♪
- Okay, this is going to be the one.
- ♪ I'm looking for someone ♪ - I love these.
- (cracking up) - ♪ Where can you be? ♪
- (man in tacky shirt) I know what I'm not looking for
is some big, overgrown monster that's always thinking about food.
- (man in jean jacket) Are you the goddess?
Who's the goddess?
- (chuckling heartily)
- (man in jean jacket) The goddess is the woman, is a woman...
- Dude, look at his hair, man.
- (man in jean jacket) The goddess is the woman, is a woman,
is any woman-- - Yeah, I want that on a shirt.
- (mustached man) Sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs.
(lecherously) Mmmm.
- (bearded man) I'm interested in most phases of data processing.
- (man in polo shirt) Fire-breathing dragons.
- (cracking up) - (mustache man) And I hope that if you
like what I'm trying to say, or you'd like to know more about me...
- (huskily) "Fire-breathing dragons." - (slamming table)
- (mustached man) ...please write.
♪ (campy '80s music) ♪
- (FBE) Hey, Mark? - Oh, snap!
- (FBE) You won! - (water spurting) YES!!!
(laughing)
Never won a laugh challenge before!
- I've been doing this for two years.
I cannot believe that.
- Yo, I finally won my first laugh challenge.
This is never gonna happen again.
- He's still laughing. - (chuckling)
Hey, that was great. (snorting)
- I want to go for it again. - (laughing) That was good.
- Hey guys, thank you so much for watching
this episode of Staff Reacts.
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- What other challenges should we do?
Let us know in the comments.
- Bye, everyone.
- Hey everybody, Derek here, one of the React channel producers.
We do so many challenges here. We're running out of ideas.
Give us some ideas.
What other things should we do with water in our mouth?