[m
[mic clicks]
Yeah, I'm ready when you guys are.
I'm ready.
♪ [dance]
I think we have a few other people coming with us.
Maybe a whole squad?
Yeah, there's a couple squads.
Two, three.
Okay. There's a llama.
[multiple gunshots]
Yeah, I got...banged.
I need some meds if anybody has any?
[multiple gunshots]
No!
[sighs loudly]
Oh, there's a lot of people.
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That's the one reason I don't like Fortnite.
'Cause everyone's so good now.
Okay, let's try again.
Yeah, well, Fortnite's getting old and stuff,
and it's not that-- it's not as fun as it used to be.
Yeah.
'Cause they're changing a bunch of stuff
that didn't need to be changed.
Well, they're copying other games
'cause they know their game is slowly going away,
so they're giving free seasons, and copying--
what's it called? Apex Legends.
Yeah, they're giving you some reason to stay,
like the free battlepass, or something.
Yeah, they just want to keep their player base
high enough to keep making money. Yeah.
Okay. Let's go somewhere even further away
so we don't get killed.
Let's go to Paradise again.
Why not?
Another llama!
No, really?
Where?
I have two llamas. What the heck?
Yeah, man.
[explosion]
♪ ♪
Uh, Season 8, I like the volcano, but...
Yeah.
I mean, the volcano's pretty cool.
Cannons are very useless.
I think-- I thought that--
I wasn't expecting Fortnite to last 8 seasons, to be honest.
I thought it was going to end sooner.
Oh, yeah.
They're pushing their seasons now...
It's getting desperate, you can tell.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure.
Got you a golden eagle if you want it?
I don't want it.
'Cause they nerfed that too.
They did.
They also nerfed the--
Yeah.
I miss, like, everything.
Are we saying that was good?
It just changed.
Now it's pretty much bad.
Yeah.
Like the factor of killing people
giving you back shields, or whatever,
because I don't-- because, like, you sometimes
you just don't have that in the moment.
So just being able to kill somebody and regain
some of your shield and health is really good.
Yeah, but sometimes it's not, because you finish them.
Yeah.
That just makes everyone want to finish.
You know what I think might make it a little bit better?
If when you're knocked down,
you can't take damage from anybody shooting you,
but, like, only from the storm.
♪ ♪
One out of ten, what would you rate season eight?
Season eight, personally, like, a two.
A two?
Yeah.
Yes.
I was thinking the same thing.
[loud explosion]
For real, the skins are nice and all,
but, like, the content is really--
lack of content in my opinion.
They could have done a way better job for 100 tier skin.
Did anyone pick up the big pot, or no?
I picked up-- I have two big pots, a chugjug, and a med kit.
[explosion]
Whoa!
I'm shooting some--
[cannon explosion]
--canonball, bro!
How do you deal damage with a cannonball?
I have no idea.
I can-- I can even, like, ride it.
Bro, that's crazy.
They replaced shopping carts for the cannons.
Yeah.
I hated the shopping carts.
Yeah, once they added golf carts and planes,
they were really useless.
Like, I don't understand why people were so excited.
Like, some Fortnite videos of people watching be like,
"Oh! Shopping carts! Shopping carts!"
Well, season four, like, it was really cool
when they first added it.
Like adding vehicles to games.
That's when we were like, "Oh, they're copying PUBG."
[chimes]
They're copying a lot of games because
they're just missing out on-- they just have to--
[loud explosion]
--because some other of these games
don't have what they're looking for.
[gun clicks]
[loud explosion]
Like, they want, like, the games that a really popular,
like, and then Fortnite mixes them together.
[cannon clinking]
Well they take what people like from other games.
So, example, like, uh, the factor--
The way that you mark stuff.
The marking is really good.
The respawn is good.
In Apex, like--
[cannon explodes]
--people being able to respawn.
I think they were going to add that.
The ping.
[loud explosion]
--people like, and then adding it.
Three chests over here. What?
Yeah!
I'm coming.
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Oh my God!
I just got triple headshot-ed!
[gunshots]
Oh my gosh!
[rapid gunfire]
I'm knocked.
[overlapping gunshots]
There's so many people.
Whoa!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Finish you-- please!
Okay guys, I'm probably going to go.
Yeah, I'm also going to go, guys.
Okay.
See you.
See you, boys.
Not a boy, by the way.
Oh, sorry!
See ya!
♪ ♪