Hi I'm German and I bet you a keyboard that you sleep with your eyes closed.
And this week's topic is...
The VideoGames
The video games...
are very entertaining. The end.
Nah...Before I start talking about video games...
We have to clarify that there exists two types of people who play games
First, there is the normal type...
And secondly, there is the type we could call "expressive gamer"
Die,die,die!
Hahahaha!Looser!
Run,run,run,run!
Die,die!
When playing, you don't want anyone to speak to you and hopefully they don't even watch you.
It's something between you and the monitor.
Specially when you are playing online games which you can't pause
but you have to explain that to your mom.
Son...
son...
What?
Can you go buy some bread for me, please?
But not now, now i'm busy
Now, quickly, i'm not asking you.
But mom...loo....look! Now you made me lose....!
Now! if you don't go buy right now, i'll take your PlayStation away.
What do you want mommy?Bread?Don't worry i'll pay for it.
A man has his priorities.
In this time, with technology and all of that...
The consoles practically don't even use cables.
The controllers and all of that are wireless
And that makes life much easier
But the time when controllers used cables, the thing was much riskier
And I say "risky" because people have the bad habit of moving like this when playing (before the Wii)
And i'm not talking about the PS1 age
Because at least back then, the cables were quite large
I'm talking about the first consoles that existed (Nintendo <3)
They had cables like this...
So we had to be very careful for something like this not to happen to you
So which one do I jump with?
With the one below, with the X
Oh okay...
But you don't have to move the controller.
But let ME learn!
But carefully cuz the cable is short
Oh but don't worry if...
Oh German I'm sorry! I swear it was an accident!
I swear it was an...German are you alright?
Rodrigo! I think something has happened to your brother!
What happened?!
The thing is that we were playing and suddenly I broke the console and you brother started to...
You did what?!
That I broke the console but it was an accident.
Yeah yeah...accidents happen don't worry...
It may sound exaggerated but it happened to me once.
I remember we made a hole in the courtyard and buried her.
We made a gravestone with her name and left her flowers.
Every day we remembered her and missed her.
Until the Playstation appeared and we forgot about that piece of cheap crap!
Women never managed to understand men's tastes for video games.
And with this, I don't mean that women don't like to play
But it's a fact that when it comes to being addicted...
Men win by a lot.
Love...
Love...!
What?
You promised we would go out to eat
Ah...
And finally give me a kiss...
Move out!Shit!Goal!Goal!Goal!
In your face! In your face!
Cuz of the fact of spending a lot of time playing...
We also start questioning about stupid things
For example...
In games like the so famous GTA...
They shoot you, hit you, explode cars in your face, you fall from a building, they shoot you with a bazooka in the face, etc,etc,etc.
And according to GTA...how do you recover from all of that?
Eating pizza
Another weird thing about video games is this...
This happens a lot in various games like the first Resident Evil games
And it's super sad!
It's like no one ever bothered to explain this character...
That when you come across a wall, you have to stop walking!
Another game that marked generations was Pokemon
You know, the Game Boy one.
In the end, no one ever played it with the Game Boy...
We used an emulator for the PC and ready(visual boy advance <3).
But whatevahh...
What calls my attention about this game is that every person you meet in the game tells you only one single phrase.
I mean, one single phrase per person you meet.
When someone was half-lost and didn't know where to go...
They spoke to these people hoping they gave them a hint
Something that helped you find your objective but....
Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how to arrive at the Pokemon League?
When I grow up, I want to be the world's best Pokemon Breeder!
Ookaaay....
Look, what i'm looking for is the Pokemon League
If you could help me, please...
When I grow up, I want to be the world's...
Ok! If you don't want to help me, don't help me! I'm going to ask the girl over there!
Maybe she'll be a bit more friendly...
Hi, excuse me. Can I ask you something...?
Oh I love your pants! It's time to fight!
OH SHIT!
Another thing I never understood well about video games...
It's the need to make everything more complicated
There are characters who fly
Have superpowers
Destroy cities, etc.
But when you come across an ordinary door, you need a key
While the dude could break the door with a single kick
But no...
He needs the key
Also in other cases it's even more obvious
We have to reach the other side but this truck is blocking our way...
We need a plan
Well, it's not really that hard. We just need to get into...
I got it! First, we'll have to go to the police station
Take the keys out of the secretarie's first desk's drawer
Then we'll go up to the 5th floor which, by the way, it must be infested by zombies
We'll use the keys to open the axe's box...
When we get the axe, we'll go down to the 3rd floor, break the door of the janitor's office...
Okay?
We search between his clothes...the secret code of the bank's safe...
We go to the bank, open the safe, which contains this truck's key...
Then we'll go back here, turn the truck on, move it, and we'll be able to continue our way.
Okay...or....
We could kneel down and crawl under the truck.
THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THINGS IN VIDEO GAMES!
Question!
The answer for the prevous week's riddle was "breath"
And the ones who got it right, won a Plastation 3....!
A psychological one
Now for real. Question:
What is (or are) your favorite videogame(s)?
It's the same whether it's old or new
Mine's would be Resident Evil 3
Dino Crisis 2
And, lately, I've been sticked with Left 4 Dead 2
So, if someone has a game on Steam, add me as a friend...
So we play and kill zombies for a while
In the end...!
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Shut up!
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A psychological hug! And we'll see each other next Friday, even though it's Saturday today.Subtitle Denny Goicochea :D