- So, if your mom or dad wasn't in the picture,
would you date me?
- I mean, no.
I've seen a picture of your balls before.
- Oh what.
- Too pale for me.
My name is Saveara.
- My name's Jose.
I am Saveara's step-dad.
- I'm 22.
- I'm 34.
- How old is Mom, 38?
- She's 38, she'll be 38 this year.
- She likes 'em young.
Our relationship is not traditional, I don't think so.
I think we're more like friends.
- I'd say yes.
- Because Mom and I are not like mom and daughter,
we're cool with each other.
- I'll go first.
Have you ever heard me and your mom...
- Yes, have sex.
Many times.
(Jose laughs)
You guys always decided to fuck in the morning
when I was going to get ready for school.
(Jose laughs)
She's got like a little raspy voice to it.
I don't want to do it.
Okay.
- Alright.
- Has my other parent caused you a lot of trouble?
Has my mom cause him trouble?
'Cause my dad's not in the picture.
- [Producer] Oh.
- And I've never met him.
- Eight years together, you're gonna
go through some things, but uh.
- What is the worst fight you and Mom has ever had?
- Worst fight is actually getting stuff thrown at you
where you're dodging.
- Tabasco bottle. - More like a Tabasco bottle.
- And a black eye.
- Or a thick thick piece of (mumbles) yeah.
- Remember, I punched her.
- Oh god.
- I punched my Mom in the face.
- Fall through to that.
- My mom, she's a little fireball.
- Mommy got a little too woohoo.
(laughs)
- Yeah, she likes her wine.
- Alright, do I take up too much of your Mom's time?
- There's so many times where he goes,
your mom's crazy, and I'm like, I know.
You can have all of that time with her.
(Jose laughs)
What's the meanest thing you've ever said about me to Mom?
- Meanest thing?
- You've probably said some fucked up shit about me.
Mom said that you said I have a pizza face.
(Jose laughs)
I'm drinking.
- That's just not funny.
(laughs)
- So messed up.
You, Mom, Grandma, always talk shit about my face.
- Have you ever stolen from me?
- No, but I've stolen from Mom.
- Ahh.
- You know that jar that you guys had?
With all your lube inside it?
I've stolen all the coins out of there.
You guys used to leave your fucking lube
on the counter. - C'mon now.
- Oh that was the wrong word to say come on now.
- And the lube is all over the table.
(Jose laughs)
So gross.
Have you ever had a threesome with Mom?
- What?
(both laugh)
- I don't think Mom would let you do that.
(both laugh)
- So, if your mom or dad wasn't in the picture,
would you date me?
- Um, no, I've seen a picture of your balls before.
- Oh what.
- Too pale for me.
My mom showed me.
(producer laughs)
- I guess I was (mumbles) down,
they were tucked under here.
It wasn't really a good sight.
It was bad, but I sent it to her, of course,
and she had it on her wallpaper for... Nah I'm just...
(both laugh)
- What is the one thing you would change about me?
I know the answer, so you better answer right.
- And what's that?
- Probably that I come around more.
- Took the words right out of my mouth.
It's better with you there.
You keep the balance.
- Yeah, I think it's always us tag-teaming her.
- It's tough.
- She says the funniest things.
I'm always like, the fuck did you say?
- No filter at all.
- Are you drunk?
- I'm not drunk.
- You're like.
- I'm good.
- I'll take another one.
So listen, he tells me really fucked up shit.
One time, I wasn't speaking to them for how long,
three years, he hits me up and he goes,
I have a really funny story to tell you.
Me and your mom were doggy stylin' it,
and my (bleep) just like bent on her (bleep).
- Come to find out, doctor said,
pretty much in layman's terms, you have a broke dick.
It was a funny story at the time, I thought.
And how we had troubles.
It was funny. - It's a great story.
(classical music)
(applause)
- Do you want me to lift yo up?
- Yeah yeah yeah, carry me, no it's good.
- Dude I'm a power lifter.
I can lift you.
- I bet you could.
I'll be at the gym every day.
- [Producer] Ciao dogs.