- [Both] Five, six, seven, eight.
- Hi, Joyce! - Hi, Maya!
- Everyone, Joyce is back!
- Hi, guys!
- A round of applause for Joyce.
So Joyce, have you ever thought of
what it would be like to be 16 again?
- No.
(twinkling) - Whoa, what's that?
- [Joyce] What's going on?
- [Maya] Oh.
Whoa! (Joyce yells)
I feel like we time-traveled.
Whoa!
I'm 16 year old Maya in a 20-something year old Maya's body.
- I'm a 16 year old Joyce
in a 20 year old something body, I guess.
- What?
Oh my god, prom is tonight!
- Prom is tonight?
(laughing) - Prom is tonight.
Luckily, we have Amazon prom dresses to try on.
That's the intro of the video,
we're trying on Amazon prom dresses.
- We're trying on dresses.
(upbeat music)
- Joyce is very sick right now.
- Extremely sick.
- And she's on cold medicine so...
(Joyce yells)
- Vroom!
- So today, we're trying on Amazon prom dresses.
Hopefully they fit us.
(laughing)
Because it's a hit or miss with Amazon.
For me, I'm a 12 to 14 in dresses.
- And in dresses, I think I'm a 20 to 24.
- But it varies.
You know, it's not one size fits all,
but Amazon thinks that everybody is the same.
- We're gonna try on these prom dresses for y'all
to see if this is a great option for you
and so you can laugh at us
and anything else the haters got to say
can fight me in the parking lot.
Let's go!
(whimsical music)
Look at my outfit!
(record scratch) (both laughing)
You're not supposed to laugh.
Whatever dude, whatever.
(laughing)
- We've gotta go back and do that again.
(whimsical music)
Joyce?
- Ooh!
- Ooh! - I love this on you.
- I love this.
I love the sparkles, I like how it's a gradient.
- [Joyce] Yes and it gives enough body-ody.
- It fits perfectly.
- Yeah, I love it.
I was nervous 'cause Amazon always messes up
but this time, it really looks good.
I feel like I could,
back it up, (hip-hop music)
bop, bop, bop. - Boom, boom, boom.
- Ooh, I'm sick, I shouldn't be doing all that.
- I like this dress.
- It looks beautiful on you. - It's a,
it has a little slit here,
like a, - I love the slit.
- [Maya] Comfortable slit.
- I love the curvature of the body.
Love the booty, as always,
Ah, ah, ah, hit 'em.
Hide 'em, hit 'em. (twinkling)
Ow.
Ow, you hit me in the,
ow.
- We have to do the prom test, can we dance in it?
- Yeah.
- [Both] Five, six, seven, eight.
(funky music)
(Joyce humming)
♪ Didn't even know ♪
The material on this, as you can see, is like,
not the best but it's not the worst.
- Yeah. - You know?
- It seems a little thin, it could be a little thicker.
- Yeah.
How many stars would you give this one?
- I would give this a solid five stars.
- Five stars out of 10?
- Five out of five.
- I give this one, honestly, like,
if I had the right,
(sucking)
um,
excuse me.
(suspenseful music)
- Whoa. - Excuse me?
- Why would you do that to my friend?
(bang)
- [Maya] Get her.
(laughing)
- Sorry about that, guys.
- Sorry, she tried it.
- Yeah, she really tried it.
- She tried it.
- I would give this dress a seven out of 10
because I love the shape.
Should we go into the next one?
- Onto the next dress!
- Let's go, let's go back in.
- Bop-pe-de-bop, back in the box.
Oh, look at my dress.
How beautiful I look, how wonderful I look,
sexy, sexy.
Maya?
- I'm Cinderella.
- Oh my god, you look so pretty.
- Eat your heart out, Vogue.
(clicking)
So this is the second dress.
What do you think?
- I love it on you, I think you look beautiful.
- I love this dress.
I would 110% wear this at my prom.
♪ Look at Cinderella, she's here to take your man ♪
♪ At midnight, 'cause a pumpkin, ♪
♪ It can no longer stand. ♪
♪ Take your man, Cinderella. ♪
♪ Take your (beep) man. ♪
♪ And my sister's are ugly ♪
♪ So I know that I'm in demand ♪
- If I were to get this custom-fit and steamed, obviously,
this is a 9.5.
Actually, I'ma give this a 10 out of 10.
- Whoa!
- I'ma give it a 10 out of 10.
- I love that.
- And it gets a 10 out of 10 because it has pockets.
Okay, what do you think about this one?
- I like this.
The poof-poof at the end and the lace detail.
- I like it.
I do think it's a little cheap.
- Yeah. - Because,
these kind of bones I think should be all the way down
and give you some
structure. - Structure.
Wow.
We're on the same page, dude. - Wow, dude,
we're getting crazy in this,
- [Both] (beep) Crazy, dude!
- I like the fit.
The execution,
is what's missing.
- If it was tailored, also I feel like it would...
(clicks) you know?
- 'Cause my titties are small, you know?
Big belly, small titties.
It's a hard life.
- What do you give this one?
- I give this one a solid five.
- So now we have one last dress.
- One last dress. - I picked out
these two dresses because they are ridiculous.
- [Both] We're going to prom!
- Joyce?
- Coming.
(Maya gasps)
- I'm so late.
- To what?
- The prom.
(Maya gasps)
♪ I must get to the prom on time ♪
♪ My prince is in front of mine ♪
♪ I must ♪
♪ I must get to the prom ♪
- We made that up.
She made it up.
I picked these dresses 'cause they look ridiculous
but they're also fun.
- Yeah. - You know?
This one has a little, like,
this skirt, but long.
Here's my beauty shot. - Yes.
- [Maya] Beautiful, wow.
- You look like a fairy princess.
- And Joyce looks like a freaking queen.
- I killed all of them!
(laughing)
- What?
♪ Let's get to the prom on time ♪
♪ I must get to the prom on time ♪
♪ I must, to ♪
♪ I must get to the prom on time ♪
♪ Must ♪
Okay, so I would give this one, honestly,
probably a five out of 10.
The details are kind of cheap but it's cute.
I just kind of don't like the cut of it.
- [Joyce] Mm-hmm, the high low cut?
- Yeah.
But I think it's a cute, modest option
if you're looking for that.
So five out of 10.
What do you think?
- 10 out of 10.
I love this dress.
You know, it makes me feel like I'm 16 again.
(twinkling)
- Uh-oh, what's happening?
- [Joyce] What's going on?
- Whoa!
- [Both] Whoa!
- I'm 20-something again.
- I'm 20-something too.
- But we still have prom.
- [Both] Let's go to prom!
- Bye, everyone.
- Bye!
Call me.
♪ I must get to the prom on time ♪
♪ I must get ♪
♪ I must ♪
♪ I must get to the prom on time ♪
(laughing)
♪ I must ♪
(whimsical music)
- [Child] Pero Like.