[APPLAUSE] NOW WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT A
LOT TONIGHT.
TONIGHT IS A HUGE NIGHT, YOU KNOW IN TELEVISION HISTORY.
DAVID LETTERMAN'S LAST SHOW.
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU DO HIS SHOW, HALLE?
DO YOU REMEMBER?
HALLE: I THINK 11.
JAMES: IT IS? YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WELL DONE.
YOU DID 11. DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST
APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW? HALLE: I DO.
I DID MY FIRST APPEARANCE IN THE LOBBY BECAUSE HIS SET WASN'T
FINISHED. JAMES: WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP
HERE OF HALLE BERRY'S FIRST TIME ON LETTERMAN.
THIS IS FROM 1994.
HAVE A LOOK.
[APPLAUSE] >> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
HALLE: THANK YOU. LETTERMAN LIVE.
>> WE'LL SAY TO OURSELVES WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?
JAMES: AMAZING CLIP.
THE ONLY THING MORE AMAZING THAN THAT CLIP IS YOU LOOKING EXACTLY
THE SAME. THAT WAS IN 1994.
HALLE: I WORE THE SAME COLOR IN HONOR OF THAT.
JAMES: YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED! WHAT'S THE SECRET?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I LOOK WORSE THAN I DID FOUR
DAYS AGO! JEFFREY: WHAT HAPPENED?
JAMES: JEFFREY, ARE YOU A BIG LETTERMAN FAN?
JEFFREY: I AM.
I THINK I STARTED WATCHING HIM THE FIRST YEAR HE WAS ON THE
AIR.
HE WAS PART OF THE FAMILY THEN. HE WAS CUTTING EDGE AS FAR AS
TALK SHOWS. JAMES: DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC
FAVORITE? JEFFREY: I DO.
I DON'T REMEMBER THE YEAR BUT IT WAS PROBABLY LATE 1980'S OR
EARLY 1990'S AND IT WAS CRISPIN GLOVER AND HE DID SOME KARATE
KICK IN DAVE'S FACE AND THEY CUT TO COMMERCIAL AND WHEN THEY CAME
BACK, CRISPIN WAS GONE. JAMES: DAVE SAID SOMETHING
FUNNY.
HE HAD TO LEAVE.
HE HAD CAB TO CATCH.
JEFFREY: PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE I SAW THAT CRISPIN GLOVER THING.
DAVE WOULD BE LIKE WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
JAMES: DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT RETIREMENT MIGHT LOOK LIKE?
JEFFREY: I DO.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS ON THE BACK OF A HORSE TO ME IN THE MIDDLE
OF MONTANA. JAMES: OF COURSE IT IS.
WHEN YOU'RE AS RUGGED AS YOU ARE.
JEFFREY: I CAN'T EVEN WRITE THAT CRAP.
JAMES: YOU MUST BE WEARING SOME KIND OF LIKE AN AFGHAN PONCHO.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS COMES ACROSS ON TELEVISION.
I HONESTLY THINK JEFFREY MIGHT BE THE MOST HANDSOME MAN I'VE
EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
[APPLAUSE] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I'VE MADE CHOICES IN MY LIFE. I GOT MARRIED AND I'VE HAD
CHILDREN. EVEN I AM GOING -- WELL --
JEFFREY: I'M FLATTERED. JAMES: WHAT ABOUT YOU, HALLE.
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT RETIREMENT?
HALLE: NO.
THAT HASN'T CROSSED MY MIND.
I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP DOING WHAT I'M DOING.
JEFFREY: APPARENTLY THE SECRET TO EVERLASTING YOUTH AND BEAUTY
IS TO WORK YOUR ASS OFF EVERY DAY.
JAMES: REALLY?
HALLE: I DON'T WORK MY ASS OFF. JEFFREY: THIS IS WHAT RETIREMENT
LOOKS LIKE. JAMES: DO YOU EVER THINK YOU'LL
GET TO PINT WHERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO RELAX AND NOT HAVING PEOPLE
FOLLOWING YOU ON THE STREETS AND ASK YOU FOR SELFIES ALL THE
TIME? HALLE: THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL
THAT MUCH?
JAMES: YOU DON'T GET ASKED FOR SELFIES ALL THE TIME?
IBTE I'M ABOUT TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM ASKING YOU FOR ONE.
HALLE: I DON'T LIKE SELFIES.
NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN SELFIES. JAMES: HERE WE GO.
[APPLAUSE] HALLE: AND LOOK AT US.
WE LOOK CRAZY.
JAMES: WHAT I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD DO WITH SELFIES IS THE
RULE IS YOU CAN TAKE THEM BUT YOU TO SEND YOUR FIRST SELFY.
YOU CAN NEVER -- JEFFREY: YOU CAN'T RETAKE A
SELFIE. HALLE: PUT ALL OF THESE APPS ON
IT AND TWEAK IT.
JAMES: JEFFREY -- LOOK. EVEN WHEN HE IS CRUNCHED OVER,
HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING, HE IS STILL THE MOST HANDSOME RUGGED
MAN I HAVE EVER MET.