Stand by. Here I come.
[engine revving]
I'm putting it in gear. Right.
Here he comes. Here he comes.
[brakes squealing]
[Richard] Braking, braking. Yeah.
Yeah!
There has been a disturbance in the force.
You've arrived on all four wheels
-with your trousers still on. -I know.
Yeah, they haven't had to cut them off.
He's in a hospital.
[chiming music]
With Hammond's run done, it was time to reveal the results.
Right, I've got mine here. I'm going about 78 there.
Yeah, just off the 80 mark.
[Jeremy] Just shy of 80, which I think
-is pretty good. -It's not bad.
But I'm going to surprise you now.
James May's.
[Richard] It's exactly the bloody same.
-[Jeremy] I know. -[Richard] That's uncanny.
[Jeremy] It is uncanny.
-Actually... -And he's driving a car
which we know is massively slower
-than mine, -Yeah.
Which means he did what you usually do
and accelerated for far too long.
He's stolen my thing.
Actually, this is difficult because you can't put him down as a DNF
-'cause he did finish. -Oh, he finished.
It's there.
But I think he, we'll have to say he lost,
because I finished and can drive home in my car.
But let's, but first of all, come on, you.
We're both 78.
And that's 32.
-[Richard] Yeah. -[Jeremy] And that's KPH.
A bit, yeah.
I saw what James did, and I just thought, 'No, this time'.
Well, I think that was a good experiment.
-Well done us. -It's not quite what I had in mind.
[laughs] No, it's...
[dramatic music]
[Jeremy] With our important work done,
we could have gone to see James in the hospital,
but we decided it would be more interesting
to explore these spooky tunnels.
[Richard] What the hell?
Ooh. A cavern.
There's one down there!
[Richard] Wait a minute.
Holy cow.
It's a Cold War submarine base.
No, it's not. It is, it's a sub base.
And it's full of...
Marine, with gun, Marine.
What, where, what are they doing?
They're Special Forces.
[dramatic music]
Right. These are landing craft.
He doesn't look very happy.
I think we're in the way.
I'm very sorry!
Oh, what's round here?
Hammond, we may have driven into an office.
[Richard] What?
[brakes squealing]
[Jeremy] The Special Forces are looking at us.
Can I just ask, are you Norwegian?
-Sorry? -Are you Norwegian?
[soldier] I'm not Norwegian, no, no.
Where are you from?
-[soldier] The Netherlands. -You're Dutch?
[soldier] Dutch. All Dutch.
Dutch? Everyone's Dutch?
-Everyone is Dutch. -Of course.
Sit rep, the Dutch and the Norwegians are at war.
The day's just got weirder.
-[bumper thumping] -Oh, heavens!
[soldier] Hello?
[Richard] Jeremy, you're pulling
a top-secret submarine's hosepipe with you.
Ah.
[soldier speaking indistinctly]
[Richard] Yeah. Sorry.
-They're Dutch. -What?
They're Dutch.
[engines humming]
[Richard laughs]
What's staggering me is not one of them has said,
-'What on earth... -'What are you doing here?'
...are you doing here?'
My apologies.
Sorry. Sorry.
-Sorry. -Thank you.
-You're welcome. -Good luck. Carry on.
[Jeremy] I don't know who's side we're on.
When we come out, are we on the Norwegian side or the Dutch side?
[Richard] I'm gonna bear the flag of whoever's holding the gun.
[Jeremy laughs]