OK, I just pushed back all of our flights four hours.
And how are we doing on our celebrity search?
I just got off the phone with Lady Gaga's people.
What did she say?
Who's Big Time Rush?
What about Jordan Sparks?
Out of town for the holidays,
just like every other celebrity we could sing with.
Hey, but on the bright side,
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested.
- Second man to walk on the moon! - Oh.
There's gotta be some celebrity who's still in town.
So join me, Miranda Cosgrove,
for my Have Yourself a Miranda Little Christmas Special.
Live from Los Angeles.
With duets with all your favorite stars,
like international superstar, Fabio.
Lighting the TV Wonder Dog and--
Big Time Rush.
- How? - It'll be another Christmas miracle.
Did you find your holiday cheer?
I found Bitters, he's a holiday kill-joy.
Well, honey, not everybody loves the holidays.
How could anybody not love the time of joy, family
and presents?
Well, not everybody has a joyful family to spend time with
and share presents, and some people actually find
Christmas to be very stressful.
But not me, 'cause all the presents are packed and ready to go!
OK, but what about the clothes?
I don't know!
Katie?
How could anybody not like Christmas?
So what's the plan?
The plan is there is no plan if we can't get into the studio!
Easy. All we gotta do is get past security.
Piece of cake.
No entry if you're not on the list!
[screaming]
Don't panic. Remember.
There's one guy who's on everybody's list.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho... oh.
Seriously, you thought I'd believe you were Santa
and his elves?
But I am Santa!
We're here to see Miranda!
[giggling]
[grunting]
You just made my naughty list, pal!
What's up? Special delivery for Miranda Cosgrove.
All packages must be inspected.
Yo, you can't open Miranda's presents, dude.
[screaming]
This was a bad idea!
[clacking]
Alo, we are the Van Streusel family Christmas clog dancers ya.
Ya!
We are here to dance for the TV program.
Well, let's see you dance.
[clacking]
The other way.
[clacking]
That's my foot!
[screaming]
- Ah! - I've had enough of--
I think he's choking!
Oh! Oh!
It's another Christmas miracle!
OK, we might be horrible people.
Get him up! Get him up!
Hurry! Come on!
You're good! You're good!
Oh!
That was gross.
Thanks.
Who are you guys?
We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays.
- Please! Please! - I gotta see my mom.
Well...
Merry Christmas.
I dropped my clipboard and I'm distracted and can't see you.
- Oh! - Merry Christmas!
[yelling]
[screaming]