Smash or Pass is horrible.
Yeah it's a misogynistic, nasty, presumptuous... game.
But we're morally bankrupt YouTubers who've seen a popular tag and we're gonna jump straight on that train.
That's what you gotta do to survive on these streets.
RD: Streets...? RS: Yeah.
Susan Sarandon!
SMASH
If the kind lady would so allow,
Oh my god! What I wouldn't do, like, there is nothing I wouldn't do to that woman.
Like she is a GODDESS!
Sigourney Weaver
Yes! Smash! A hundred million.
Pass.
Really!? Why?
She's too much for me, I'm just intimidated.
See, this is the one thing. I'm intimidated by Normani Kordei, right?
She intimidates me, if she allowed me to sleep with her
I think she's the only person that I'd be like, "oooh."
I feel like I'd approach her like [see weird gestures]
RD: I don't think anyone... RS: Hi! RD: ...would let you sleep with them if that's how you approached them...
RS: You do all the time! RD: I like it.
People asked if we would Smash or Pass Demi Lovato.
RD: PASS. RS: Pass.
I've heard she's difficult to work with.
Oh that's why you wouldn't sleep with her?
Do you know what might come as a shock?
What?
Camila Cabello.
Yeah?
RD: I would pass. RS: And if you pass... oh I would smash.
RS: If she allowed. RD: Why would you? Would you really??
Yeah.
The only reason I'd pass is because you know
when you have, like, a lot of respect for someone?
RD: To the point where you can't... RS: You don't wanna ruin it? RD: Yeah...
RD: Dinah [Jane]. RS: Okay, smash.
Pass.
Really? I would smash Dinah yeah, she's amazing.
But she reminds me of Beyoncé.
Who, might I add, I would also pass.
I would pass Beyoncé. I don't know what it is...
It's because you don't want to sleep with royalty.
You know? Intimidating, right?
That's so true because I love Kate Middleton...
but I would have to pass because I don't wanna just like...
I don't wanna dirty her with me.
I'd smash her.
RS: Would you? RD: Yes I would.
Oh no, I'll let her be...
RS: Like you just... RD: She's WILD. RS: Stay perfect
She's wild.
I believe she's wild as well but just [hand gesture].
Grace Helbig. Smash or Pass?
Aw like I know her so well like I don't think I could smash like...
SMASH
But, but... like smash as in like, she's attractive...
RS: Like, if like... I don't wanna... RD: SMASH. RS: ...put this awkwardness.
She's stunning, though. Smash Mamrie.
Smash.
I feel like we could get drunk and do it.
RD: Pass Mamrie because... RS: I feel like Grace would regret me.
[RD: laughs bc true]
Like, that's what I feel like. Like I feel like she'd wake up-
I feel like, I can imagine her having a call like the next day
and being like "ugh, I slept with Rosie Spaughton."
I don't know why I just feel like she'd regret me.
RS: Mamrie I feel like... RD: She'd love it! RS: I feel like she wouldn't remember you know?
I feel like Mamrie would just tell you straight up after like...
RS: Yeah I feel like she'd be like... RD: "THAT WAS NOT GOOD."
I feel like she'd say, "stop being a chickenshit!"
Like, I feel like she'd be like, "fuckin' do it!"
Like, I dunno I just feel it. Whereas with Grace,
I feel like she's more like, "oh okay... This is happening..."
And then I'd be like, "ahh... [awkward gestures]."
RD: That's so accurate. RS: Hannah Hart?
Pass.
RS: Really? RD: Yep. RS: I'd smash.
I just... I don't see us locking in.
Yeah, you don't see you locking in [scissoring gesture].
I could see us like, really like, having fun.
Okay, um you're not after a relationship so let's just move on.
Um okay how about Shannon Beveridge?
Hm, no I couldn't. I just couldn't, no. Pass. RD: Pass.
RS: It's not that she's not pretty or anything... It's nothing like-
RD: I think that's what you just said. You just said... RS: No.
RD: Shannon wasn't pretty and that's why you'd not sleep with her. RS: I think, I just-
RD: That's what you just said. RS: I just, it's just like she's too much of my friend.
RD: That's what you just said. RS: But I think she's a really attractive woman like... RD: That's not what you just said.
RS: Let's be honest, if I looked like Shannon, I wouldn't be unhappy with myself
RS: You know what I mean? So. RD: Yeah.
RS: But pass. RD: I know exactly what you mean, you can get beautiful people but you can just not have any chemistry.
RS: Yeah! Yeah, the chem! That's it, it's the chemistry. RD: No chem.
And I'm not a biologist, you know, I can't do science
so some thing's just work, some thing's just don't.
You can't do geography either, I'm surprised you can find the clit.
Harsh...
Alexis G. Zall?
I think I would to see what all the fuss is about.
Same. I was gonna say, I would smash.
RS: Yeah, smash. RD: And I could tell you why...
RS: Smash that with her bangs. RD: Right, I know that she's like, "she's so young," I'm not being condescending
But she is younger than me by ten years which is quite a lot.
What??
What?
RS: Yeah she's younger than me by eight. RD: But she looks really great lately, like,
RS: Yeah! RD: Not that she didn't before, I'm just saying
Also like, "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
Yeah exactly! Plus, she probably would sleep with you she sleeps with everyone.
Lily Singh, Smash or Pass?
RS: Oh smash! RD: Smash! Goals and smash!
I think she'd be really smooth as well.
RD: She's so smooth. RS: Like I feel like she'd be a bit of a like,
RS: what's the- is it like Lothario? Like a bit of a like RD: Yes.
Just a fucking smooth as shit like...
Do you know who I'd fucking smash into next year?
Sarah Weichel
Yeah, Sarah Weichel, yeah. That's awkward because we see her at like Playlist and stuff but yeah she's...
It's gonna get even more awkward.
She's hot, yeah.
She's so hot.
And she looks great without make up on. Which like, every woman does but like-
When have you seen her without make up on? The morning after?
Cheryl Cole...
...Versini-Fernandez.
RS: Haven't they divorced? RD: I don't know!
She's with the One Direction guy and pregnant.
Cheryl One Direction Pregnant.
RS: Um... no. I've never. I've just never... RD: Pass. Pass.
I would get with the girl who everyone thought I- she'd stolen my baby pictures.
RS: Who used to date- RD: She's hot! Briana. RS: Louis Tomlinson's-
RS: That's it. Jungworth. RD: Briana Jungwirth?
RS: Actually, Jungwirth or whatever. Janj... Django Unchained? RD: Django.
RS: Uh yeah! RD: I'd get with her. Smash. RS: I would get with her.
She apparently, she looks like me. I think they took pictures and they were like-
RD: PASS. RS: -are these the same?
RS: Grace Victory said, "include me." I would smash her. RD: SMASH.
RS: I would've smashed her before but I would smash her even harder. RD: SMASH.
She's like changed up her look and I loved it before, like, there's nothing wrong with her before
but I actually like her look now as well so just like extra smashes like,
like, smash like an egg.
RD: Do you know who I would smash? RS: Who? RD: Linda Blacker.
RS: I'd smash Linda Blacker! RD: I'd SMASH Linda Blacker!
Can we smash her from both ends!?
YES!
I'd smash Linda Blacker.
RS: And I'd let the twins watch. RD: Sammy-
RD: Rosie- RS: What? RD: You can't let the twins watch!
RS: Why? RD: First of all, WEIRD.
Second of all, they are brothers and one of them is her partner.
Yeah but they're not doing- Listen, the offer stands.
Laura Dix.
Smash.
Jenna Marbles.
RS: Smash. RD: Smash.
Smash all the way and then she could like tell me jokes afterwards
And I'd be like, "hahaha." And then if she's still a vegan
she can cook me vegan food and if not, I'd just watch her eat her food
and be like *nods*. Julian can watch.
You're assuming that she's gonna want you in her house after you've had sex.
Aww.
Ally Hills.
I'd smash.
Yeah.
RD: Would you? RS: Yeah
RD: Would you really? RS: Yeah!
I'm quite surprised, why would you smash?
I just like her, I really get on with her.
RD: Yeah, I do too actually. She's great. RS: Yeah.
RD: Alright then, smash. RS: Yeah, I'd smash.
You're not allowed to say it.
Danny Padilla. This isn't a lesbian one but let's just throw him into the mix.
RS: I would steal his sperm. RD: What's my situation?
I mean, if you were straight, would you?
SMASH!
Yeah, I'd smash.
Helena-I can never say her name-Bonham-Carter.
Helena Bonham-Carter.
Do you mean Helena Bonham-Carter or Helena Bonam-Carter?
RS: What's her name? RD: Because those two are different.
What's her name?
He-Le-Na. Bo-Nam-Catar.
So there's several and I'd smash all of them.
What the fuck is her name?
Hellala Bonam-Coutour.
Lady Gaga.
Smash.
Mm... I like Lady Gaga, I love her but like I just don't wanna smash her.
RD: Sounds like you don't like her. RS: No.
That's why you don't want to sleep with her.
Rachel Shelley.
Smash.
Oh? Well I'd pass 'cause she doesn't follow me on Twitter.
Ariana Grande.
SMASH.
Hannah Witton
Hannah Witton? Probably smash.
Really?
The only reason I hesitated is because I know she's very straight.
Yeah, I think I'd pass because she's just too straight, I feel.
That's the only reason I'd pass.
Laura Prepon.
RS: Laura from Orange Is The New Black. RD: PASS.
RS: Ruby Rose. RD: Pass.
RS: I'd do Laura, I can't say her name Pre-pon? Prep-in? RD: No, I wouldn't.
RD: She's too tall. RS: I'd do her.
I can't sleep with anyone taller than me.
I feel like she'd do a lot of work and I could just lay back.
Umm...
The girls of Little Mix.
Right. Smash Jesy, smash Leigh-Anne, um...
Who you gonna pass Rosie out of Little Mix, huh? Huh?
RS: I don't fancy Perrie, so I pass Perrie. RD: Interesting.
And then, what's the other one's name? [it's Jade!!]
RD: Oh-ho wow. RS: You know the other one's name, I've forgotten it.
Wow.
Taylor Swift.
Smash.
Yeah smash.
I used to pass, but now I'm full on board.
Halsey.
Never seen her face.
Okay, smash.
Kristen Stewart. Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash,
RS: You'll probably pass, yeah? RD: Pass.
SMASH!
RD: Why? RS: I just, uh-
I used to fancy Kristen Stewart so much.
You're immune to it now. You're immune to the Stewart.
And now I'm totally immune to Stewart.
You're immune to the greasy Kristen.
RD: And I like Kristen. RS: I like the greasy Kristen.
RD: You're saying Christian. RS: Kristen.
You said Christian twice. Who the fuck is Christian?
I don't know what happened.
I'm a sucker for the Kristen.
It's because of the frisbee throw. You are a sucker for the frisbee throw.
Aww the frisbee. I would miss that frisbee any day for her.
Colleen Ballinger.
Only as Miranda.
I think I'd smash both.
Hayley Williams.
SMASH.
Yeah, yeah.
Summertime Sadness [Lana Del Rey] would you smash? I'd smash.
Never seen her face.
Yeah you have. I'd smash.
Okay, Lana Del Rey must have a face that I could just
easily forget every time I see it, then.
Because I'm gonna have to say pass.
RS: Have you ever seen a plastic bottle? RD: Yeah.
SMASH.
Talking of like, glazed donuts... Jessica Alba?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Pass.
Cammie Scott.
I'd pass, we're too good friends.
I might smash the actress she's with though.
I wouldn't smash the actress just because we're bros.
Yeah, maybe I wouldn't, we're too bros as well.
I would probably smash Cammie Scott.
Would you? I think I'd pass.
Do you know what? I used to want to smash her more than now...
RS: We're too similar. RD: But now I feel like we're even closer as friends.
Yeah, also I just think sometimes, like, when you know someone too well you don't want to smash them, it's the weirdest thing..
Still gonna smash.
Julia Roberts.
SMASH.
Emma Roberts.
SMASH.
RD: THREE TIMES. RS: All of the cast of, um, Scream Queens. SMASH.
Rebecca Black
Smash.
Just 'cause, you know, I have to like, do that.
I'd smash her into Friday. And then I'd tell her what came next.
Fuck! And that would be you!
AHH!
WHAT! That was the best you've ever done.
RD: Thanks, that's what you said last night. RS: And I'm not talking about last night-
AHH!
We're such lesbians.
Such funny. You should see us on tour.
RS: Yeah. RD: This is what it's gonna be like 24/7 on tour.
We laugh at our own jokes, it's really appealing.
Links in the description box.
Like, we'll say a line on stage and be like
Lol, so good.
Okay so I'm going to make this slightly un-lesbian.
But Rhett and Link.
Uh, smash, smash.
Um, for some reason, both the guys from Catfish
I would've smashed, and now I will pass.
Um, Epic Meal Time.
Even though, I'm so anti-, like, meat.
Not Muscles Glasses.
I'd smash Lindsey Stirling.
Smash Lindsey Stirling.
Yeah, and she's really nice and, like, I'd let her dog watch.
We need like a new word, that's like, Ultimate Smash.
Like, GASH.
Amy Ordman.
I think I'd smash. Yeah.
And I'd smash Miles as well.
Amy Ordman...
I would smash.
I would smash the accent.
Can you imagine if she was like
RD: Oh that's true. RS: "Aw yeah oh that feels like really good."
I can't do that...
Do me an Auzzie accent.
Uhh, no.
She'd be like, "aw yeah, like a vegan shrimp on the barbie."
You think that's what Amy Ordman would say during sex?
She'd be like, "aww that's really good."
I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Is it?
To do an Australian accent?
I'm really torn with Amy Ordman.
I would smash her- Oh my god! I'd smash her in her tiny car!
RD: Did not know what you were gonna say. RS: And then she'd be like- And then she'd
And then she'd be like, "aw yeah do you want me to take you somewhere?"
"In my tiny car to get food?"
Do you know what? That has sold it to me.
Smash in your tiny car!
Imagine if you accidentally beep the horn,
she'd be like "oh i like it so much but i'm leaning on the horn"
This is like when we met Ally Hills for the first time, she kept doing my accent and she kept being like
It's like worse than that
RS: It's just terrible RD: Your Amy Ordman is so gross
I need to get more Australian
I really like it actually
Ohh that was so good
Wait, tell me some sex lines in Australian accent, i'm liking it
I think they like it from behind in Australia 'cos it's....
You mean upside down? You can do that
Upside down and behind
I'd smash all- pretty much all of our friends
I'd smash even Laura [Dix]
Yeah, I'd smash even Laura
I know you watch our videos Liv.
I'm not sure about Laura i think she's got a life but Liv..
Liv reads my tumblr - Liv
Liv could recite like my 2012 post
Zoella smash or pass? - Smash, absolutely, if she'd have me - Smash
i feel like
If she'd have me, that's so british - I feel like she'll be amazing
She will be amazing
Also like i'd love to go into her house
I'd be like "Oh that's a nice guest bedroom, shall we?"
Yes, smash
Alfie can watch
I've changed my mind, i would smash Camila Cabello
Would you? yeah - Of course i would
What if she was like
"Hi" and i'm like "Hi"
and then she could be like you know "Would you like to do it?"
and then i'll be like i'm not gonna just say "oh pass"
I think i will just be like "You know what, i respect you which means i'm gonna smash you"
yeah but the thing is, i think out of all of this
all i want is want Amy Ordman being like
"Oh yeah, that's just the spot right there"
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