I'm sorry did I say you could talk back
to me maggot hello hello hi there oh my
god who else would it be
shut up Oh Angelina is that your name
you listen here you piece of trash okay
you two said to me I hear you and Erin
are having some very unprofessional
relations what the [ __ ] you trying to
say to me huh what are you implying
am i the hottest babe in the Corp you're
disgusting yeah sure we're always
looking for some more bait what okay the
good look doing anything is that so
don't you a [ __ ] already I mean
surely you'd be happy that you made it
out with your life there's no need to go
throw that away I uh huh well if the
Battle of what revolves around being
annoying you might win so tell me what
are these unprofessional relations I
kicked him one time in the face I don't
even know what that is
why would I offend you you want to live
right I mean I'd say that if you think
I'd feel sorry wasting my blade on you
oh it is what are you a Titan sound like
a type Titan don't exactly make annoying
noises that's all I'm hearing right now
oh yeah you do picking a fight a fight
means it's fair more like an execution
date what we're gonna fight city 1 hmm
I mean you're a [ __ ] so did you lose
it in a fight to someone No so how did
you injure yourself well I'm trying to
figure it out by asking you shaving yet
uh-huh what did you shave with a butcher
knife you have any questions for me
before I leave Levi what are you going
you mean out to fight with me no like
out on the beach a date yeah what is a
date man you are very uneducated I can't
read oh okay
well it ain't you see the what we
thought the marriage why would I wanna
marry someone I kick in the face I don't
know get married you people are sick
we're all sick why am i fighting what's
the point
I sit there fighting for humanity people
just sit the hair shipping hoping not a
little boy what's the point what's the
point of signing I'm done here okay
goodbye
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hello hi hi how are you
the truce or either I'm just I'm just
tired I always have to kill joy listen
it's just hard you know yeah fighting
all those Titans has gotta be hard yeah
I mean not to mention Aaron does it so
much better than you and I could have
sworn he just said something stupid
there I must have misheard you wanna
lunch I say no no no I said it in my
email to Aaron does a better job of
cleaning up Titans than you do maybe
maybe getting hit by them but uh
actually killing them yeah no not quite
well what based on the show early from
what I've seen I think him killed more
than any of them than you have so um no
offense no offense but you were kind of
just list the entire time you showed up
like barely at all when they needed you
and then tried to make us think that you
were all that I am the deus ex machina
of the show when i show up it's all
there is no show it's already over and
yet your entire team got killed that's
their problem not mine so much for trust
what do you think they've got my back
I've got my back I'm number one mmm-hmm
Aaron's got my back he trusted you and
it got all of the people he started to
consider his friends killed and yet he
still follows you yeah I think you've
got your back I can't say the same about
you for him well my arms broke you know
I mean it's kind of difficult not it was
your leg that got hurt same thing no
it's not
I still can't kill Titans duh really
could when it got hurt you were still
doing pretty well I mean you still saved
me cuz I don't take a day or two off
yeah and how many days or two has it
been you know
day or two can turn into a week or two
pretty easily sure and how easily can a
week or two turn into a month or two you
know how it is
actually I don't I feel like you're
judging me a little bit here what I'm
kind of feeling like I don't deserve it
you know okay
I will admit your Titans lying skills
are in Christ no they're they're more
impressive they're just straight-up
attractive yeah I can't deny you sorry
I'm you are definitely more attractive
than Aaron I will give you that well I'm
not a child that is true I would be
worried if you found Aaron more
attractive than me either you like kids
or you think I'm really not attractive
at all well luckily neither is the case
okay carry on I still think Aaron does
better with killing Titans well that's
the funny thing about opinions they can
be wrong that is true I will give you
that so what else do you have to
critique me on hmm I bet you've got a
bucket full of critiques no dams not
really you gotta judge my cleaning
skills now gonna judge my height and
yeah you want to say that I was short no
I wouldn't dare I wouldn't dare I
wouldn't dare do that I wouldn't do to
that because to be honest I'd be too
afraid for my life okay good I thought
you were gonna say you wouldn't stick to
my life back for you there is variable
line I will not cross you're nicer than
99% of the other callers out there
straight away with the short jokes I
mean I know right I'm gonna get angry
and then they say I have a short temper
and funny things the fact that you do
what you do just sight the fact people
are always making short jokes at your
expense makes you more of a man because
you can overlook that is that a short
trip I think that's amazing no no okay
falling for your bull I was about to
trust you no it's too late for that look
at me now would I
but you're my favorite yeah well you
were mine you are
maybe I'll just go and talk to the
colossal Titan you might not insult me
oh my trying to kill me but he won't
insult me please forgive me but I'll
help you clean I'll do a better job than
Aaron alright just signed up we're good
we're best friends yay hey give any
questions before I go I do have one
question because I'm not sure how many
of the other callers would have
mentioned this yeah actually I'm pretty
sure some of them might have considering
fangirls actually I'm pretty sure
already where I know the answer because
you're genius do you know that some
people should you and Aaron I don't want
to know if you're aware of it I heard
normal ships but I think I know what
you're talking about I didn't know if
you were aware that's my question
well and your opinion on it obviously
but I wouldn't mind riding a ship with
Aaron if that's what you're implying
that way okay good what else could you
possibly mean
promise you won't stop being the best
friend I promise I would kill you I'll
take it some people put you and Aaron in
a relationship oh I'm not joking that's
a thing and are you one of these people
no no no lie to me would you
no I'm not I wouldn't do that well I
would why would I do that to my best
friends
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