[Lewis] Hello! And welcome back to kingdoms!
[Lewis] Duncan, how are you doing? [Duncan] Hello!
[Simon] Hello! I'm DUNcan!
[Duncan] I'm lagging around on the dragon
[Simon] Ooh [Lewis] The lagon?
[Duncan] The lag- oh! Look at this spongebob
[Lewis] Yeah, it's good isn't it? [Simon] It's not spongebob!
[Duncan] I'm going to fly between his legs
[Duncan] Here we go! errr er ah oooo
[Simon] Oh, just about did it
[Lewis] It couldn't be-
[Simon] Look, a golden statue looks very yellow
[Duncan and Lewis laughing]
[Simon] And who else is yellow? ([Duncan] And spongy)
[Lewis] Spongbob squarepants!
[Duncan singing] Who is yellow and giant and huge?
[Simon] Spongbob square- No! Honeydew! Honeydew is!
[Lewis] Uh, so
[Duncan] He stands in the bay looking over our town
[Simon] Honeydew does!
[Laughing]
[Lewis] Uh, so ([Simon singing])
[Lewis] In the break, um, I, Me and Duncan rebuilt the stained glass windows
[Lewis] To be more like a stained glass window
[Duncan] Yeah look at them, look at them, look at how weird they are
[Lewis] So we, we took, we took us quite a while to do this, Duncan
[Simon] Yeah
[Lewis] Um, but, I think it was worth it
[Simon] Mmm Hmm? [Laughs] [Duncan and Lewis laugh]
[Lewis] What?
[Simon] No, I didn't say a word
[Duncan] You didn't like it Simon?
[Lewis] Um, I- I, Well, I sort of, ugh, I sort of ran out of energy and then went for lunch but
[Duncan] I quite like how abstract they are
[Lewis] They are super abstract. They- it reminds me of the um, well, you were right
[Lewis] Basically it reminds me of the pixel art cologne cathedral. Do you remember? I told you about that?
[Simon] The pixel art on cologne cathedral?
[Lewis] Yeah, they basically, they commissioned like a modern artist to redo one of the stained glass windows that was broken
[Simon] Oh, right
[Lewis] And this guy basically just used a computer algorithm to generate like an image of like a hundred thousand pixels or whatever
[Lewis] Or maybe not that many
[Simon] Was it just random pixels?
[Lewis] It's literally random pixels, yeah
[Simon] That, hmm.
[Lewis] So it just this random randomized pixel art um, on the cathedral and it looks kind of cool. Kind of cool
[Simon] I mean it's- The way you're describing it makes it sound terrible, but I'm sure it's lovely
[Lewis] It is lovely, Simon, don't worry
[Simon] I mean, I do, I do have some appreciation for modern art
[Lewis] Do you?
[Simon] So I'm sure- I'm sure it's
[Duncan] What's your favorite modern art?
[Simon] Um, probably my favorite thing is um, the uh, I think the Belgian guy who just puts like slashes in canvases. That's it
[Lewis] Right. [Simon] That's all he does
[Lewis] Oh, I see. Yeah.
[Simon] I think he's Belgian, um, citation needed. He may not be.
[Duncan] Is he- Do you think he's got like a basement full of like corpses?
[Simon] Well, well, who doesn't? Hah, Duncan, let's be honest here
[Lewis] Yeah who doesn't?
[Duncan] I don't have a basement. I live on the fifth floor.
[Simon] Oh.
[Lewis] OH.
[Simon] Well, where do you put the bodies?
[Duncan] Off the balcony
[Simon] Oh. Oh dear.
[Simon] Oh well.
[Simon] I suppose they don't mind, do they? I mean
[Lewis] They are dead.
[Simon] Yeah.
[Simon] They are dead. [Laughs]
[Duncan] noobs
[Simon] It's funny.
[Lewis] Because they're dead.
[Duncan] So have you taken all of the iron, Simon?
[Simon] I mean, I've got a fair amount of iron.
[Lewis] You might have to search, scrounge some up. I put some miners at the back of the base, remember that?
[Simon] Oh! I do have lots of blocks of iron. If you just need like iron bars
[Duncan] Mmm
[Simon] I can hook you up
[Simon] Um
[Lewis] Yeah, what are you trying to make, Duncan? What're you up to?
[Duncan] Uh, I just want a, uh, a flint and steel
[Lewis] Okay.
[Simon] Is that it? One
[Duncan] Yeah
[Simon] Jesus...
[Lewis] So you were working on a wizard tower, I seem to remember
[Duncan] Wizard tower? No. I'm just being a wizard
[Lewis] A wi- A wizard, not a wizard tower
[Simon] YER A WIZARD DUNCAN
[Lewis] You were working on a wizard um
[Duncan] I want to make a spell
[Lewis] A wizard tome
[Duncan] My first spell... Arcane blast
[Simon] Do we, have we got a flint? ([Lewis] ...Blast)
[Duncan] Uh
[Duncan] I'll, I'll find one
[Simon] Well I got some, there's the iron anyway
[Lewis] I'm already messing this up
[Duncan] Do you have a flint?
[Simon] I don't have any. I guess you don't get it from, um
[Duncan] You do. Can I borrow your spade?
[Lewis] Shpade
[Simon] I've been using it loads, and I haven't got a single -
[Duncan] Oh really?
[Simon] -bit of flint
[Simon] It could be because it's a modpack and you get it from- ([Lewis] Oh really?)
[Duncan] really?
[Lewis] Oh really?
[Duncan] Well, that's strange, I'll, I'll go look for one. I'm sure we've got some flint somewhere.
[Simon singing] Flint stone, we need flint stone, cuz Duncan wants to make some fire
[Duncan singing] So I can go to the nether and not get murdered by the cultists for stealing netherbricks
[Lewis] That are there
[Duncan] Yeah. What?
[Lewis] ...No?
[Simon singing] Duncan this will all end in tears.
[Laughing]
[Lewis] I don't know quite where we're going on this series and I hope, I hope you guys don't get that vibe as well. But we're just, we're just enjoying it.
[Duncan] We're making a kingdom!
[Lewis] Yeah.
[Duncan] Clearly.
[Lewis] I don't think the pressure really should be on. I just feel like, ([Duncan] I'm being a wizard)
[Lewis] I want to do these things that I'm doing. For no good reason other than a desire to do them. ([Duncan] Well you should have a good reason)
[Duncan] Ooh! I've got a baby!
[Simon making baby crying noises]
[Duncan] Ahh, Peanutbutter!
[Duncan] Awh, hello!
[Simon] Ohh, Peanutbutter.
[Duncan] Hm.
[Simon] Smells like peanut butter.
[Simon] Did you ever have a kid at school that smelt like peanut butter all the time?
[Duncan] No.
[Simon] I also had a kid at school who smelt of-
[Lewis] You had a kid while at school?!
[Simon] No. I had a kid at school.
[Lewis] That explains a lot.
[Simon] There was a kid at my school.
[Lewis and Duncan] Yeah
[Simon] Who smelt of HP sauce all the time.
[Duncan] Uwgh
[Simon] And I quite liked HP sauce, so I didn't mind hanging out with him!
[Lewis] You were best friends!
[Simon and Lewis laugh]
[Duncan] Lewis, what happened to the, to the PrincessOfTown?
[Lewis] The princess of town?
[Duncan] She lived in here, didn't she?
[Lewis] What are you talking about? [Simon] She's probably dead.
[Lewis] The princess of town?
[Duncan] She was one of my daughters. I named her PrincessofTown
[Lewis] Can you make a family tree?
[Simon] Someone has, already.
[Duncan] Have they?
[Simon] Yes.
[Duncan] Oh that'll be useful, because I don't really know.
[Simon] Someone, I think. I think it's on the subreddit.
[Duncan] But they were in here, Lewis! I put the queen and the princess, I think.
([Lewis sighs]) [Duncan] Unless they've disappeared.
[Lewis] PrincessofTown.
[Duncan] Have you murdered them?
[Lewis] Duncan, why-
[Simon makes a high pitched noise]
[Duncan] Are you, are you a usurper?
[Lewis] I have not touched any of your children. [Simon] Wait, what's he usurping? That's not-
[Duncan] The princess' crown.
[Simon] Are you a king?
[Duncan] Yes.
[Simon] I guess this is a kingdom. A kingdom needs a king.
[Duncan] Sure.
[Simon] One of us- We can be three kings.
[Simon singing] We three kings of kingdom are- [Duncan singing] We three kings of New Burntown
[Simon laughs]
[Lewis] Please... For God's sakes
[Simon] Aw, get in the Christmas spirit! C'mon you grumpy old bugger.
[Duncan] It's probably about Christmas by now, right?
[Lewis] Oh, yeah.
[Simon] By the time this video goes out, it's gonna be Christmas.
[Duncan] Ah, no. Here she is. ([Lewis] I know, I'm excited)
[Simon] Ah, I'm looking forward to the livestreams!
[Lewis] Me too
[Simon laughs] Oh boy.
[Lewis] Um, I've, I've, I've done a flipping bad one.
[Simon] Do I need to do my, uh, manboobs and nipples yet?
[Lewis] Hello?
[Simon] Sorry, I'm uh thinking about my statue.
[Lewis] Oh!
[Simon] I think I'm about the right height maybe to do my um, my sort of um, I mean my, my swole pecs.
[Lewis] Oh, yeah.
[Simon] And uh, my man nipples.
[Lewis] You're going to work- I'm, I'm just interested in seeing what you come up with. It's always, y'know. An experience.
[Simon] I think I need a pink, a pink block?([Lewis] watching you work)
[Simon] Or like a ruby block?
[Simon] Hmm.
[Lewis] Sure.
[Simon] Let's have a look.
[Simon] Oh, no. I've got a bit of a way to go yet.
[Lewis] Okay.
[Simon] I think my bellybutton might be a bit low as well.
[Simon] Oh no, no, I think that's alright.
[Lewis] I think that's, that's a sign of something, isn't it?
[Simon] A low bellybutton?
[Lewis] Yeah.
[Duncan] What's that a sign of?
[Lewis] I think you, you were born in a vat maybe.
[Simon] No, that's no bellybutton.
[Duncan] Yeah. That's none at all.
[Lewis] Oh. [Simon] Yeah.
[Lewis] What am I thinking of then?
[Duncan] None at all.
[Lewis] If Simon wasn't born in a vat, then
[Simon] I'm not a, I'm not a gullah.
[Lewis] What's a- [Duncan] Gumba?
[Simon] A gullah.
[Duncan] What's a gullah?
[Simon] It's like a, like a clone thing.
[Lewis] A gullah
[Duncan] They guard the gullag. ([Lewis] Gullah matata)
[Simon] Uh, in, in Dune.
[Duncan] There she is.
[Simon] Frank Herbert's series.
[Lewis] Frerbert.
[Simon] Frerbert? Yeah. That's what his wife called him.
[Lewis] Yeah.
[Simon, in a high voice] Frerbert, your dinner's ready!
[Laughing]
[Simon] Frerbert. Jesus Christ.
[Simon] Alright, I've got to find one of these
[Duncan] Should we have a nap? Let's have a nap.
[Simon] Yeah, let's have a nap, and then I can look for some nipples in the morning.
[Duncan] Okay.
[Duncan] Use, um, item frames for nipples.
[Simon] That's not a bad idea
[Lewis] Oh, item frames with-
[Duncan] Just blank ones.
[Lewis] No, with little, with pans in them.
[Duncan] Or buttons in them.
[Lewis] Little pans casts or shield casts.
[Duncan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Duncan] Or fish in them.
[Simon] I'm not going to put a fish in an item frame for a nipple.
[Lewis] What?
[Simon] What kind of fucking maniac are you?
[Lewis] How big are they?
[Lewis] I think just a block will do.
[Simon] Well have a look!
[Simon] How big are they? Wait. Wait, let me remove my armour. Hang on.
[Lewis] Oh, what, on you? Yeah, it's-
[Simon] Barely noticeable, really, aren't they? They're just dots.
[Lewis] Yeah, they're just a little bit different coloured.
[Lewis] And if your skin is that colour.
[Lewis] What would they have- What if you were cast out of gold, like a bronzed statue?
[Lewis] What would you want your nipples cast out of?
[Simon] Oh God.
[Duncan] Bronze, probably.
[Lewis] Yeah, I guess they just need to blend in. Maybe you just need to have a gold block pointing out of it.
[Duncan] I think it'd be a bit weird to have it made out of something different to the statue.
[Lewis] I still think you should carve your abs and stuff into the statue.
[Simon] Well look at it now. I've got like iron for the boots and the... shorts?
[Lewis] Right...
[Simon] Am I?
[Simon] I'm not wearing shorts. For some reason my statue's wearing shorts.
[Simon] I didn't even think.
[Laughing]
[Lewis] That Honeydew doesn't wear them?
[Simon] Fuck.
[Lewis] Yeah, that
[Simon] I can see why you're saying it looks like spongebob now.
[Laughing]
[Simon] Ah, fuck. Maybe I just had him in my head the whole time.
[Lewis] That's who your character is based on.
[Simon] I used to watch it all the fucking time.
[Lewis] Did you?
[Simon] It used to be a really sort of- Because I like watching a lot of really scary, fucked up weird movies
[Simon] It was nice to watch some spongebob now and again.
[Lewis] Yeah
[Duncan] It's like eye bleach.
[Lewis] To take the edge off.
[Simon] Yeah, to take the edge off.
[Simon] Um.
[Lewis] Sure.
[Lewis] Oh
[Duncan] What's?
CINDERFALL
[Duncan] Oh it's cinderfall.
[Lewis] I couldn't even read that.
[Lewis] Well.
[Simon] There is like a metal band..
[Duncan] Yeah
[Lewis] There's music that's started.
[Simon] Why is Duncan's face blue?
[Simon] In the stained
[Duncan] We'd thought it'd be cool to have us with different coloured faces.
[Simon] Yeah...
[Lewis] Yeah, me and Duncan discussed this at length.
[Lewis] And when we started making Duncan's face out of orange it looked a bit weird.
[Lewis] So... Cause he's got the yellow hair, you see?
[Duncan] Hm.
[Lewis] So we needed to have something that was ([Simon] Right, yeah), you know, different.
[Lewis] And then we did Duncan's face blue, and I was like what, what have we got left over?
[Lewis] And I did my face like pink? And I was like, oh god, this looks really weird. So we went to green.
[Lewis] So I look kind of sickly, but.
[Duncan laughing]
[Lewis] Do you know what? It's fine.
[Duncan] Holy shit.
[Duncan] This nether portal came out literally in a, uh, fortress.
[Simon] Oh my god.
[Duncan] Nether fortress.
[Lewis] That's helpful.
[Duncan] With a blaze spawner-
[Lewis] I've seen a cinderfall thing.
[Duncan] - literally here.
[Lewis] Did you leave a crossbow at the base at all?
[Duncan] Uh, I've only made one and I've got it on me.
[Lewis] There are bolts in the warehouse though.
[Duncan] Yeah, I made two sets of bolts.
[Lewis] Oh.
[Duncan] For some reason
[Lewis] Hm.
[Simon] Okay, I've got some copper that I'm going to use for my nipples.
[Simon] I'm sure I had some copper to make my beard with somewhere.
[Lewis] Head piercer. Are they the bolts you made? ([Simon] But I'm not sure what I've done with it.)
[Duncan] Yeah, yeah.
[Lewis] It's only got 13 ammo.
[Duncan] That's why I don't really use them very much.
[Duncan] Does what it says though-
[Lewis] Does what it says?
[Duncan] - Pierces heads.
[Lewis] Pierces the heads.
[Simon] Does what it says on the tin.
[Lewis] Alright.
[Lewis] That's good to know. ([Simon] Copper?)
[Lewis] Well, at least we're not like, dramatically attacked- under attack.
[Lewis] I feel like our guards are not defending us very well.
[Lewis] I'm slightly nervous incase of like that-
[Simon] In case of fire
[Lewis] Wasn't the whole point of our thing that we were gonna be a- attacked by bandits at some point? Sorry, there was just fire coming down from the sky there.
[Duncan] Um, he said that he was gonna wreak terrible vengeance on us.
[Lewis] That's right. Yeah.
[Duncan] That's why we built the archer tower.
[Simon] Don't- Why, why're you temping fate by repeating this?
[Lewis] Oh yeah, I'm probably reminding them.
[Duncan] We built the archer tower on purpose though for that very purpose.
[Lewis] Yeah but we don't really have like
[Duncan] Remember Simon? All that work you did?
[Lewis] Don't really have any swords or-
[Simon] Yeah, yeah.
[Lewis] - or bows or anything
[Simon] Oh look! There is a thing over by us ([Lewis] So if they attacked us...
[Simon] A cindery fellow floating around.
[Lewis] Yeah, see what I- Yeah.
[Lewis] Alright, let's clear this out
[Duncan] I'm getting some nether bricks, and I'm gonna build my altar so I can make my first spell.
[Duncan] As a wizard.
[Simon] Oh! Babby's first spell.
[Duncan] Yaaaah
[Simon] You never forget your first spell!
[Duncan] You never do. You never do.
[Lewis] What was your first spell?
[Duncan] Yabba doo- (John Cena theme)
[Lewis] Was it magic missile?
[Simon] I said "Daddy!" and my daddy disappeared.
[Laughter]
[Simon] He went down to the shops-
[Lewis] Ah, that was hilarious.
[Simon] -- to get some cigarettes.
[Lewis] Ah, shit.
[Simon] Never returned.
[Lewis] That's so sad.
[Lewis] Um.
[Duncan] Anyone watch the royal rumble last night?
[Simon] Oh! I didn't realise there was one.
[Duncan] OOOh, it was weird.
[Lewis] What?
[Duncan] Wresting is weird.
[Simon] I was just listening to, like, true crime podcasts.
[Lewis] I kind of- I kind of agree with you on that, Duncan. It is weird.
[Duncan] It's also like-
[Duncan] Just- so watchable. I don't know why.
[Lewis] Wrestling?
[Duncan] Yeah...
[Simon] It's nothing to be ashamed of, Duncan.
[Duncan] Oh.
[Duncan] I like the undertaker.
[Simon] Everyone- Is he still fucking going?
[Duncan] Yeah, fucking, he came in at like number 28 or something.
[Simon] Holy shit.
[Duncan] And then got wrecked.
[Simon] That is amazing.
[Lewis] How does the Royal Rumble work?
[Duncan] So every like, 30 seconds, a new person comes in the ring, no matter how many people are already in there.
[Lewis] Okay.
[Duncan] And um, you get knocked out if you go over the top rope and fall out of the ring basically.
[Lewis] Right.
[Duncan] So you can end up with like, ten, twenty people in at once.
[Duncan] It's nice.
[Simon] How many little shit
[Simon] Fuck you.
[Lewis] Yeah Duncan.
[Simon] No, not Duncan. The Cinder.
[Simon] He was attacking me. I was making toast.
[Duncan] Awh, he's helping.
(Simon laughing) [Lewis] I feel like- Where are you Duncan?
[Simon] By setting fire to me?
[Lewis] Is that you flying over? Yeah.
[Duncan] Yeah.
[Lewis] Where should I put the- Can you just check for me where I should put this outer wall?
[Duncan] Outer wall?
[Lewis] Yes. I'm going to put a wall, a village wall.
[Duncan] Oh!
[Lewis] Around the village.
[Duncan] Wherever you want.
[Lewis] Where do you think it should go?
[Duncan] Uh, there? ([Simon] Copper.)
[Lewis] How far away from the archer tower? Should the archer tower be part of it?
[Duncan] It should be- Yeah!!!
[Duncan] Make the archer tower one of the corners or in the wall.
[Duncan] Like, like, build it so it's like, the wall's like here.
[Lewis] It's quite brown, the archer tower.
[Lewis] Shall I use like this kind of brick for the wall? ([Simon] Iron...)
[Lewis] Hm. Did you just put this nether brick down?
[Duncan] Yeah, yeah I was just showing you where the wall could go.
[Lewis] So
[Lewis] Like, like, should I put, just put it here like this?
[Duncan] Yeah.
[Lewis] This is going to go, this wall is going to go up so fast, Duncan, if I want it to. Look. I can just slam it down.
[Duncan] Slam it down!!
[Lewis] How does that look?
[Duncan] It looks fucking great!
[Lewis] Does it actually look great? I could use different colors.
[Duncan] It's a little bit brown.
[Lewis] Do you think I should use the white? Cause I originally thought I'd use these ones instead.
[Duncan] I like it, actually. I do.
[Lewis] I can use these ones instead.
[Duncan] Yeah, use them. They're way better.
[Lewis] They are actually much nicer.
[Lewis] Alright, I need to fix my pickaxe then. Have you got any iron on you?
[Duncan] Uh, yeah.
[Simon singing] Any ol' iron, any ol' iron, any any any ol' iron
[Lewis] Can I have a bit so I can repair my pickaxe? ([Duncan] Boop boop boop boop)
[Duncan] Boop boop boop boop boop boop
[Simon singing] Go ba-de-da fuck a duck!
[Simon singing] She's getting married in the morning!
[Lewis] Ha, do you, are you okay with your stuff? Do you need a, do you need my, um builder's wand, Simon at some point? Will that help to
[Lewis] To speed things along on top of your- ([Duncan] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...)
[Simon] Look, I don't need technology. This thing is going to be built with my own fair maiden hands.
[Lewis] Alright.
[Simon] My own fair hands.
[Duncan] Fair, maiden-y hands.
[Simon] Mmmmm
[Lewis] Oh! I found a Pick My Nose. Is this yours?
[Duncan] Uh
[Simon] A what?
[Lewis] There's a pick called Pick My Nose.
[Duncan] Yeah, that's mine!
[Duncan] Why do I have Root Riot? Whose is that?
[Lewis] Root riot
[Duncan] Root riot
[Lewis] I dunno.
[Duncan] Weird. Do you wanna swap?
[Lewis] Yeah.
[Duncan] I think it's faster than yours.
[Lewis] Root riot. Is it a pickaxe?
[Duncan] Yeah.
[Lewis] Is it any leveled up? Is it good?
[Duncan] I dunno. Not for me.
[Lewis] Yours is um,
[Duncan] Where are ya?
[Lewis] I'm at the furnace, smernace.
[Simon] How do I make a toast sandwich?
[Duncan] What happened to- why is my Pick My Nose there?
[Lewis] I dunno, it just is.
[Duncan] God damnit.
[Lewis] It just is Dunc, it just is.
[Duncan] Have Root Riot.
[Simon] Oh, it's just two toasts next to each other. You don't even need bread.
[Lewis] Oh, we made- Has Simon got a pickaxe?
[Simon] I've got a pickaxe, a diamond pickaxe.
[Lewis] Have you? Oh. Okay.
[Duncan] Where's Pick My Nose?
[Lewis] It's in the chest.
[Simon] Yeah, yeah
[Lewis] I think that Simon just gives up his Tinker's Construct tools and just builds diamond ones.
[Simon] I'm like pbbbbbbbbt
[Lewis] Yeah, I can understand. I can understand that completely.
[Duncan] I can't.
[Simon] OH! UH OH! UH OH! ([Lewis] Oh dear)
[Lewis] Well this is not ideal.
[Duncan] I think we're ready.
[Simon] Red alert! Red alert!
[Duncan making siren noises] [Lewis] I haven't built the wall or anything!
[Lewis] I can see bandits coming!
[Simon] Shields at maximum!
[Lewis] Guys, they're coming, look.
[Simon] Oh no! I haven't got my armour on!
[Duncan] Lalnagosa!
[Simon] I'm not dressed!
[Duncan] Lalnagosa!
[Lewis] Just flame them! Flame them,Duncan! Get on your dragon!
[Duncan] I am!
[Simon] Flame on!
[Duncan] Ugh, I made it. I'm on the dragon.
[Lewis] Flame them!
[Duncan] Well, I don't have a flame attack.
[Lewis] I don't have anything! I have magical builder's wands and- [Duncan] I have a crossbow.
[Lewis] -iron ingots
[Duncan] But I'm going to end up shooting the dragon
[Lewis] Ah, they're going to kill all of our stuff. Simon I need your help.
[Simon] Yeah, yeah, where are they?
[Duncan] Save my family!
[Lewis] I'm in the archer's tower!
[Simon] I'm on my way.
[Lewis] They're running past my incomplete wall.
[Duncan] Is there any archers and are they doing anything?
[Lewis] I don't know.
[Lewis] Quick! Man the stockades!
[Duncan] I don't think I can shoot from a dragon's back.
[Duncan] I don't think it works.
[Simon] Savages!
[Simon] Ch-chains, bitch!
[Lewis] Alright-
[Duncan] Are these the bandits?
[Duncan] I got one!
[Lewis] Did you shoot one?
[Duncan] I got two!
[Lewis] Okay, you're taking them down.
[Lewis] Do it Duncan!
[Duncan] I got three!
[Duncan] God, these guys are weak.
[Simon] They are pretty weak.
[Duncan] Got four!
[Lewis] Ah, pfft, you're nailing them!
[Duncan] Ah, missed the last shot.
[Duncan] C'mon.
[Duncan] There we go!
[Lewis] Ah, your bow is like, your crossbow's pretty good!
[Duncan] Yeah man.
[Simon] Awh, jeez.
[Lewis] We don't need a wall, we've got a dragon! They should be shitting themselves.
[Duncan] Ah, is that it?
[Lewis] That was easy.
[Simon] That's it. Here's like some bows that they dropped.
[Lewis] That was, that was easy. I'm sure they're like sand people though. They'll be back.
[Lewis] And in greater numbers.
[Simon] What noise do they make, sand people?
[Simon make a loud yelling noise]
[Duncan makes a loud lalalala noise]
[Simon] Oh. Is this a bad guy here?
[Simon] Oh, he looks like it. Might as well kill him.
[Lewis] Let's put this wall up.
[Simon] Oh! He dropped a diamond sword. There you go.
[Duncan] Ah! [Simon] Oh. There's another baddy.
[Duncan] You locked me out!
[Lewis] No, there's a gap.
[Duncan] Where?
[Lewis] Down here.
[Simon] Keep your eye out, they're still around. Look out for the, uh, elite fighter guys.
[Simon] They might be in the tower. Are they inside the tower?
[Lewis] What, in the archer tower?
[Simon] No. It's clear.
[Duncan] Who's this?
[Duncan] Hey, there's one here!
[Simon] Did you- oh, fuck, there is one there.
[Duncan] He's dead.
[Lewis] Farmer Jones is just chilling.
[Simon] I looked in there and I couldn't fucking see him.
[Duncan laughs] He's right there!
[Duncan] I think one of our guys died.
[Duncan] There's an upkeep order here.
[Simon] RIP
[Duncan] There's no archers alive. They're all dead.
[Duncan] There's work orders everywhere.
[Simon] Oh no.
[Lewis] All the archers are dead? Pick up all the work orders, we'll get some new guys.
[Simon] They did their job.
[Duncan] Did they?
[Simon] They took one for the team.