Hey, everybody.
Welcome to another episode of "Ask a Joker."
Thanks for tuning in this week.
Hope you enjoyed the episode.
One drink coming up.
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All right, so, this is where you guys #AskAJoker on Twitter.
You send in your questions,
and we answer them every week after our episode.
So, I hope you enjoyed this one.
Our first question comes from Nikki.
She says, "My little boy peed on the wall at school
and blamed it on you -- FYI."
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I don't want to give you any edits,
but is this in reference to something
that happened on the show? -It is.
[ Chuckling ] Oh, okay. See?
Keep that in, then, 'cause that was like --
did I do that on the show?
I don't remember that at all.
She -- peed on the wall at school, blamed it on me, "FYI"?
Nikki, I don't need your --
you don't need to tell me information like this.
What does that do for me?
Are you trying to -- Wait. Am I --
Are we supposed to be laughing together at this?
Am I supposed to feel guilty?
He peed on the wall at school, and he blamed it on me.
Well, what did your son say?
Why did he blame it on me? What did I do?
You just can't write a tweet
with no other information like that
and expect me to address it when I don't have all the details.
I hope he wasn't suspended.
I hope his friends thought it was funny.
I don't really support debasing
school, public, or private property, though.
How old is your son?
There are so many questions I have for Nikki now.
I want to tweet #AskNikki, and if you could just, like --
Nikki, if you could just go look that hashtag up
and answer all the questions I have
that your son urinated all over school property.
Debbie asks, "What are your favorite parts
of New York City?"
Deb...
I love the city.
I've been lucky enough to travel a lot in my lifetime,
and I still think New York is the best city in the world.
There's so many nice parts of the city.
There are a lot of places where people urinate
all over the place in the city, just like Nikki's son.
People -- I've seen --
I saw a guy -- this is 100% true --
I saw a guy take a [bleep] in Washington Square Park
by the northwest corner where the chessboards are.
I saw him pull his pants down and take a [bleep] --
so did other people.
Nobody said a word.
They just said, "Let him [bleep].
This guy's got to [bleep] -- let him [bleep]."
So...you might think that
that's something charming about New York,
or you might think it's something repulsive
about New York.
It depends where you fall on that side of the fence,
but...
Today, we're shooting on the Upper West Side.
And I have -- I don't get up here that often,
and it's pretty gorgeous.
There's tree-lined streets.
There are, like, little -- little townhouses and stuff
right by the park.
It's very charming.
It's very neighborhood-y up here -- I like that.
I like it down on the Lower East Side.
I do a lot of stuff down there.
What other parts of New York do I like?
I stay away from touristy areas, although they're wonderful,
but that can be rough.
That can be rough.
Everybody just standing and staring up at, like,
a neon billboard is --
If you're a native New Yorker, those people...
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for the, you know, for your money
enriching our city and our infrastructure,
but let's keep it moving on the sidewalk.
Adena asks, "When the four of you
were out on the floor together in the optician's challenge,
it was hilarious, like a Marx Brothers movie."
Wow. High praise.
Thank you, Adena.
"What was it like shooting something different like that?"
We actually had a lot of fun.
Brian said you got here
a little early
'cause you needed to get in and out right away.
And you wanted me to hurry you.
No. No.
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I want to know where he came up with that.
-I could ask him. -Yeah. Well, then, come on.
Could we get Brian out here, please?
Oh!
You're back in!
-You ready? -Yeah, I'm ready in a sec, yeah.
Hey, Brian.
Hey, Doc.
You were looking for me?
Yeah, you had said to me that he said he demanded I hurry up.
How do you misconstrue
something?
It must have been I just misconstrued.
-Listen, are you ready? -Yeah, I'm ready.
-Let's go. -All right. Let's go.
All right, so I'm out? So you're -- you're in?
-Well, I tried all I could. -Okay.
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Wow.
Being seven, eight years in now,
we want it to stay exciting for the viewer and us,
and the way we do that is trying to think of
taking the essence of what we do in the show
and wrapping it up in a different way.
And something that we did was,
what if there was nobody behind the scenes or the mic?
What if we were all out there at the exact same time,
trying to mess with each other?
We had a blast doing it, so I'm glad that you like it, Adena.
And I think that you should be on the lookout for more of that,
'cause we had so much fun, we're gonna try and do it again.
And that was -- that was pretty easy this week.
That was it.
Nobody asked me [Chuckling] too many things.
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