Uh, Patrick?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Are you ready to rock?! Whoo!
Whaao!
[upbeat music starts playing]
It's really loud!
You need it louder? Okay!
♪ Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star ♪
♪ I made myself a sandwich ♪
♪ Like presents On Christmas day ♪
♪ It doesn't seem to stay ♪
♪ Or a cheese soufflé ♪
♪ It doesn't last all day ♪
♪ I will try ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ To blow a bubble ♪
♪ That will last ♪
♪ All day ♪
♪ Oh, Bikini Gulch Was a purdy place ♪
♪ With sweet water And the blue sky ♪
♪ Till one day a beast Comes a-ridin' from the east ♪
♪ By the name of Ol' Dead Eye ♪
♪ That dirty, no-good Dead Eye ♪
♪ Oh, he's robbed this town He's pulled my pants down! ♪
♪ He made All the pretty girls cry! ♪
♪ That no-good goon Wants my saloon ♪
♪ And the I.O.U.'s Due tomorrow noon! ♪
♪ If we don't get Some help here real soon... ♪
♪ We'll lose everything we own To Dead Eye! ♪
♪ I'll copy their style And in a while ♪
♪ My art will be prophetic ♪
♪ I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! ♪
And... And I like um, uh...
Uh, I don't know what I like.
♪ It tastes Like beans and bacon ♪
♪ And smells Like it's been dead ♪
♪ Writing stuff is hard So I use a pointy pencil ♪
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy Pointy, pointy, point ♪
♪ P.U. What's that horrible smell? ♪
♪ Drum solo! ♪
♪ Who's there for you When you are sad and down? ♪
♪ Hey! Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Who picks you up And smacks you all around? ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Who puts thorns in you So you can save the town? ♪
♪ Idiot friends, idiot friends ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Duh, duh-duh-duh Doo-duh-doo-doh-doh ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Duh-dee-duh-duh Doo, duh-duh-duh ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Dee-duh-duh Duh-dooh-dooh, duh-doh! ♪
You know, SpongeBuck,
all we've been singing about is what I've done for you.
Well, what have you done for me?
[laughs]
♪ Who helps you pick Your pants up off the ground? ♪
- Thanks, buddy! - Curses!
Only an idiot friend would do that!
Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Okay!
♪ Who lets you ride On his coffin? ♪
♪ Who slaps you Hard and often? ♪
♪ What do you and me Have in common? ♪
♪ We're idiot... ♪
♪ Friends! ♪
Plankton just asked me to join his rock 'n' roll band.
- Can Patrick join our band? - Sure, whatever.
Hear that, Patrick? You're in.
All right! I play a mean belly.
[drumming sounds]
Wow.
♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong ♪
♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪
♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong ♪
♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ Patrick! ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E ♪
♪ Squidward! ♪
♪ Good! ♪
♪ It'll help, it'll help... ♪
♪ If you just sing along! ♪
♪ Aww, yeah! ♪
♪ Will never sacrifice Their will! ♪
♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪
♪ Be on the attack With your wings on the wind ♪
♪ Oh, the games will begin! ♪
♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪
That was awesome!
Did you like it?
Oh! Did you really, really like it?
Oh, give me your completely honest opinion
of how great it was!
Oh, mm...
How do I put this delicately?
That was the best song I ever heard!
Do you really think so?
We need to get that song on the radio!
Let's go right now, come on!
Darn, I just got that arm back.