5 Clever Movie Fan Theories
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches
And the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal
but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not
Trevor!
Fourteen years ago
a Deatheater named
Bellatrix Lestrange
used the Cruciatus curse on my parents
Hi guys
Hey Neville
Can you hear me, Morpheus?
I'm going to be honest
No, it's not fair
I can read every mind in this room
apart from yours
it's breaking her bones, though
it's crushing you from the inside out
She's going to be around for a long time, isn't she?
Should I start calling you "dad"?
No, my father didn't fight in the wars, he was a navigator on a spice freighter
That's what your uncle told you
You fought in the Clone Wars?
Yes
I was once a Jedi Knight, same as your father
Obi Wan Kenobi, I wonder if he means Old Ben Kenobi
I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking about?
I haven't gone by the name of Obi Wan since oh, before you were born
Well then, the droid does belong to you
I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid
Once or twice
Recently?
Possibly
No one can control clouds, that would be sin
the wind, a little bit
And hence
and hence
They find
When did you learn to cook?
Paris, in the 18th century
I always say the place to hang a hat
is on a hat stand
It's smaller on the outside
*woof*
*woof!*
Not so fast please, I can't understand a word you're saying
*woof!*
Again?
*bark de bark!*
Uff, the poor man!
FroJo Kofo Toto!
Nobo Hosho Korro toso
what you can
when you've learned to--
As I expected
Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way
Bowties are cool
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