>> Greg: THEY WERE MADE WITH
CHEDDAR BUT SHE EXPECTED
SOMETHING BETTER SO WILL THIS
CHEESE BAIT AND SWITCH MAKE THIS
PLAINTIFF RICH?
YES IT MUST BE TIME FOR.
>> HEY, THE WRONG KIND OF CHEESE
IS IN THESE.
WHAT IS THIS MOZZARELLA GATE?
>> Greg: VERY CLEVER, HUH?
A WOMAN NAMED AMY JOSEPH HAS
SUED TGI FRIDAYs AFTER
PURCHASING A SO-CALLED
MOZZARELLA STICK ONLY TO FIND IT
DOESN’T CONTAIN MOZZARELLA ONLY
CHEDDAR.
ALSO THEY AREN’T REALLY STICKS.
BUT THAT’S LIKE WHEN I GIVE
PANHANDLERS CANADIAN CONES.
JOKE’S ON DIRTBAGS, HUH?
SHE FILED THE LAWSUIT LAST YEAR
BUT A FEDERAL JUDGE, ROBERT
DOWE, IS THAT THE NAME HAS RULED
ALTHOUGH TGI40’S IS NOT TO BLAME
BECAUSE IT’S LICENSED ITS NAME
THE SUIT CAN MOVE FORWARD
AGAINST THE SNACK MAKER WHICH IS
KNOWN AS ADVENTURE FOODS.
NOW IF TRUE THEY YOU WILLIED
FRIDAY’S GOOD NAME LIKE THE CITY
OF CHICAGO DOES TO THE BAND
CHICAGO.
WHY DID I NEED TO KNOW THE
JUDGE’S NAME?
THAT WAS SO STUPID.
THE PLAINTIFF HAD PURCHASED A
SIX PACK OF THE SNACKS FOR 22.95
WHICH IS THE KIND OF PURCHASE
MOST PEOPLE ONLY ADMIT TO IN A
THERAPIST’S OFFICE.
OF COURSE THIS ISN’T THE FIRST
TIME PEOPLE ARE FILING SUCH
LAWSUITS AGAINST SUCH COMPANIES.
JUST LAST WEEK WE SHOWED YOU
SOMEONE SUING VELVEETA BECAUSE
IT TOOK MORE THAN THREE AND A
HALF MINUTES TO MAKE LIKE THE
BOX INTENDED.
WHO CAN FORGET THE POP-TART
SAGA, STRAWBERRY PASTRIES
WITHOUT REAL STRAY BURIES.
AND I’M SUING REESE’S PEANUT
BUTTER CUPS, TURNS OUT THEY
WEREN’T MADE FROM MONKEYS.
WHERE’S THE JOY OF SINKING MY
TEETH INTO A REESE’S PETE YOU IN
BUTTERCUP IF IT’S NOT A MONKEY
KAT?
IF IT’S NOT A MONKEY, WHY AM I
DOING THIS?
>> WHAT THE HELL?
>> Kat: I THINK THAT I’VE BEEN
LIVING MY LIFE ALL WRONG.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HARD WORK WAS
WHAT’S IMPORTANT.
YOU WORK REALLY HARD, YOU, YOU
KNOW, HAVE SOME SUCCESS, MAKE
SOME MONEY.
THAT WAS WRONG.
YOU’VE GOT TO SUE PEOPLE.
>> Greg: SUE PEOPLE
>> Kat: I’VE BEEN SPENDING TOO
MUCH TIME AT MY DESK NOT ENOUGH
TIME AT THE VENDING MACHINE JUST
BUYING SNACKS AND READING THE
LABELS.
>> Greg: YOU KNOW IT.
I’VE GOT THREE LAWSUITS PENDING.
JIFFY POP, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
BECAUSE IT’S JUST A MESS.
JIFFY POP IS A MESS.
AMODIUM I’M SUING THEM BECAUSE
OF THEIR PACKAGE AGOING.
IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE THE
CHOCOLATE MILK.
WHO ARE YOU SUING, YOU’RE A
LAWYER YOU PROBABLY WAKE UP IN
THE MORNING FILE A LAWSUIT IN
YOUR PAJAMAS.
>> Emily: HERE’S THE THING KONA
BREWING AND TEXAS BARBECUE
SAUCE.
>> Greg: ETCH A SKETCH.
IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING
ETCH A SKETCH.
>> Emily: THE LIST GOES ON, THE
LIST GOES ON.
>> Greg: IT DOES AND IT WILL GO
ON.
>> Emily: I FIND IT JUST AS
ANNOYING AS YOU GUYS BECAUSE IT
EMBARRASSES ME THAT IT’S MY
PROFESSION HOWEVER TO BE THE
CONTRARIAN IT SERVES A PURPOSE
WE HAVE TO BE TRUE TO OUR
MARKETING.
IF IT SAID MOZZARELLA STICKS AND
THE INSIDE WAS SOMETHING TOTALLY
CRAZY AND DIFFERENT IT SERVES A
PURPOSE TO KEEP THE COMPANY IN
LINE BUT ALL THESE SAMPLES WASTE
OUR TAX DOLLARS PAYING FOR THE
COURT FEES BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH
THE PARTY IS PAID THERE’S AN
ELEMENT OF TAX DOLLARS.
>> Greg: JAMIE I WANT TO KEEP
YOUR EMOTIONS SEPARATE BECAUSE I
UNDERSTAND FRIDAY IS THE PLACE
WHERE YOU DROP OFF THE KIDS TO
MEET THE NEW COOL STEP DAD THE
BARTENDER.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: I WAS THINKING THAT
THIS COULD BE A GREAT WAY FOR
YOU TO EARN BACK THE MONEY YOU
LOST IN THE DIVORCE.
>> Jamie: YEAH.
AND THE LAST TIME I DROPPED THEM
OFF, IT WAS A MONDAY.
THAT’S FALSE ADVERTISING.
DUDE, I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH.
AND I HEARD ABOUT IT EVEN BEFORE
TODAY BECAUSE I SUBSCRIBE TO
[BLEEP] LAWSUIT WEEKLY.
ISN’T IT KIND OF FUNNY IF YOU
REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, THIS
TGI-40’S BEEN AROUND FOR LIKE 50
YEARS.
SOMEONE FINALLY LOOKED AT THE
INGREDIENTS.
LIKE PEOPLE THAT EAT MOZZARELLA
STICKS, THEY’RE BANKING ON YOU
NOT LOOKING AT THE INGREDIENTS
AND THAT’S WHY I THINK YOU SIGN
A CONTRACT WHEN YOU EAT
MOZZARELLA STICKS.
I THINK IT SHOULD SAY, UNDER
INGREDIENTS, YOU DON’T WANT TO
KNOW.
>> Greg: BY THE WAY THEY LOOK
DIFFERENT, CHEDDAR IS MOZZARELLA
YELLOW AND MOZZARELLA IS WHITE.
>> Emily: CHEDDAR HAS WHITE.
>> Greg: ONLY IF YOU’RE A
RACIST.
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WHITE WITH
YOU.
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WIFE
DISGUSTING I WORK WITH PEOPLE
LIKE THAT.
>> Chris: WHAT’S DISGUSTING IS
SOMEONE GOES ON AMAZON AND BUYS
A SIX PACK -- ARE THESE FROZEN?
WHAT ARE THEY?
IF I WANTED A MOZZARELLA STICK,
THE LAST PLACE IN THE WORLD I
WOULD GO IS AMAZON.
WHY WOULD I GO TO AMAZON FOR A
MOZZARELLA STICK.
>> Greg: THEY LOOK LIKE DEEP
FRIED CAT PILLARS.
>> Chris: HONESTLY, TGI FRIDAY’S
SHOULD SUE THIS WOMAN BECAUSE
THIS IS NEGLIGENT USE OF AMAZON
BECAUSE IF YOU WANT A MOZZARELLA
STICK, WHY THE F ARE YOU ON
SAMPSON.
>> Greg: I USED TO LOVE
FRIDAY’S.
REMEMBER BEFORE FRIDAY’S THERE
WERE NO RESTAURANTS FOR YOUNG
PEOPLE, RIGHT?
>> Kat: WHAT.
>> Greg: YOU ONTO WENT TO
RESTAURANTS WITH YOUR PARENTS ON
YOUR BIRTHDAY AND IT WAS A
PLACES THAT HAD LIKE RED TABLE
CLOTHS.
>> Chris: BENNIGAN’S
>> Greg: YES THE FIRST
BENNIGAN’S.
FIRST YOU FRIDAY’S THEN
BENNIGAN’S THEN RUBY TUESDAY’S
THEN THE MEXICAN RESTAURANTS.
I CAN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF THE
MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
WHAT’S IT CALLED.
>> Chris: CHI CHI’S.
>> Greg: CHI CHI’S.
>> Chris: IT’S GONE.
>> Greg: CHI CHI’S IS GONE.
>> Chris: BIG THING OF CHIPS.
>> Jamie: I HUNG OUT AT TGI
FRIDAY’S REMEMBER IT USED TO
HAVE HALF PRICE APPS.