*High five* Top of the morning t'ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Raft
There's been a a lot of discussion in the comments about what I should be doing with my raft
here and there, all over the place
I think my raft is great.
I have no qualms about my raft, it's a great raft
But people keep saying that I should just put out
Like 50 nets all in that direction or all in that direction or something
And , I know I could do that
I know I could set out a bunch of nets
and I could do a whole bunch of stuff to make life so much easier for myself
on my raft
But then it just becomes a building simulator
I mean
I guess that's kind of what the game is at the heart of it
Because
collection items has never been very hard to do
But I like the idea of just , like,
Sometimes throwing out my hook and grabbing stuff and everything like that
I don't wanna just build and just
create stuff all the time
I mean
It would work
And we'd have a jolly ol' time but
I guess I should be puttin' out nets *laughs*
It's just
The game is very light on content the way it is now
There's not a whole lot that you can actually do with it
Go up to foundation
There we go
I need to make more ropes
I can make a lot more ropes
But I-I guess I should put out a bunch more o' these
Um maybe not too much because
I actually need stuff to make
said nets
Shit *laughing*
I just used all my wood for that
Fuck now I just have that out there for no reason
I also realized
Or found out I should say
That you could put these out in the front of these
And these'll still catch everything
So I can still make a-
a floor all the way out there
And these nets'll still actually catch everything that goes past em because
As you can always see
Stuff travels underneath this
And you can still get it
That was a nice hook
I like that hook
Best hook!
Harvest me little potatoes
And plant three again
Nice!
This is cool
okay
Get all this
Somebody sent me auh
a video of them playing the game as well
And they had like 23 things in their net
Which is insane!
Collect the stuff in your nets!
It's givin' me
I don't know
*Stuttering* it's making my OCD go crazy
With you not collecting the shit in your nets
You gotta collect all the stuff in your nets
Otherwise
You're just gonna get filled up
See this is what I mean
You can put a floor down there and it'll still collect the stuff there
Uuuuumm
Can I make one?
Can make one, can't make two
Who needs two?
Not me
I'm only gonna put out a few more
Because it's a waste of my materials
When I could be building..
*In deep Italian accent* zE GREATEST
And de most
delectable
uh- Raft! The world has ever seen
Jesus Christ you grow fast O-O
Yay! My tree is still growing :)
Should I put in more stairs?
I feel like I need more stairs
*Mimicking scarce* Hey guys , stairs here
Yes
That is a good place
That is one that I like
Um , I don't have anything for more of that
Okay!
Fair enough
Coolio
WhOOsh!
It's been a while since this fucker attacked my raft
Are you gonna do it again?
I can come all the way out here now dude
Y-You not gon- Okay
Not today- not right now
At least
He'll be back though
I can sense it..
My shark killing senses are tingling!
*Grunt*
I hear him , I hear him
I fuckin' knew it
I fuckin' knew it!
C'mere!
Did I not have my hook all the way in?
What's happening??
You MOTHER FUCKER!!
I was holding the fucking left click to get my hook back in
And I kept pressing five and it wasn't taking out the spear
It's cause the fucking hook was all the way back here
Son of a FART
Did it taste good?
All that wood in your stomach
Yeah , hope so
Hope you get splinters
In your intestines
You'll end up bleedin out on the floor
You don't have a fuckin floor..
You're a fish..
You're a shark, whatever
Umm
But I *more stuttering*Whatever
I'm all upset!
I put- I had another one
There we go
Why can't ya just stack the nets
Stack the nets, stack the nets
That'd be a good song
Oh , oh I hear him
oh
Oh c'mere!
C'mere!
Mother
Fu-
CLICK!!
I was clickin and he wasn't fuckin doing anything
It's fine...
It's fine
It's fi- Can I repair this shit or anything like that?
Is there a thing to be done for that
I don't know...
I'm getting a lot of items though
A lot of stuff in my
In my nets
I'm gonna build more foundations
Wait'll you see this shit
Shark thinks he can come in
And mess with my stuff
Not this time
Not this Irishman!
No!
If he starts takin' one of these then I'm fucked
'Cause everything'll just fall off then
C'mere , gimme all of this
Gimme all this, yes
I need it all!
I'm gonna build
The best raft
Man has ever seen
People'll go out and buy my rafts
Instead of buying really expensive yachts
to show off to their girlfriends...
from now on
That's just the way it's gonna be
Jack's Yachts!
Jack's rafts
Come on down!
Couple more stabs and that shark'll be dead
You better believe dat
Okay, I'm making great things
I'm making great progress up here
I can't put more floor..
Down here- or can I?
And it's just not letting me cause I don't have a pillar down
Can I put more floor here ?
Yes!
N- I don't wanna fuckin' block myself in
That'd be stupid!
There!
Now we have a nice lil roof on this
And this is all floored up here
Fuckin tasty bro!
I blocked myself in anyway...
Now look how stupid that looks =~=
Are ya happy game?
You're making me look stupid
Nothing's comin down this far anymore
It's all going up this side
So I guess I should extend my stuff out that way then
Fair enough!
I can do that
I can do, I-
*Muttering* need fuckin more rope...
More rope is always my problem
It's always more rope!
Everything going wrong in my life has always got to do with
more rope
No , not floor, foundation
Here we goooo..
Put the other net out here
now, done
I'm done with nets
No more nets!
There's more fucking nets then a tennis court in here
Oh wait!
Aw man!! D:
I didn't even realize I fucked up my tree
Get off my nets!!
You son of a bitch!
Putting down my floors and everything messed up my trees
Or my tree, singular
I had a tree in here and I messed it up
I didn't even realize that until now
God damn it man !
That tree was gonna be my life blood
I mean
I have a never ending supply of potatoes now..
so..
I mean I'm not doing too badly in life
Things are going well
Things are great for me right now
so
Can't really complain
Why did you get rid of my wall windows?
I had great things going on here and then you decide to fuck em all up
This is cozy now
Well except for this big giant pillar that's just sitting here
*laughing*
Things'd be a lot cozier if I could just walk past that
But this is really nice ^-^
I like that it actually feels like a little house
now, it's so cute
All I need is a little bonfire and I'd be fine
I'd be set
You know , wooden raft, bonfire
It's not really gonna work out guys
I'm sorry
I'm just gonna have to leave that there
There's nothing to be done about it
Eat my potato
Cook more potato
Did I plant more potatoes?
Yes I did
I did and the're ready to go again!
Good lord
BEST potatoes
Potatoes are the best of aalll the vegetables
Did you bring me anything good?
Oh look at all these items
Look at all these items-
Jesus Christ I almost fell in
*Laughing*
Don't fall in , the shark'll getcha
He'll bite cha on the willy
Um
Okay Potatoes cooked
That's great
I'm at full health and water
Well full food and water
Basically
Not completely but basically we are
I need more stuff for my walls
I need to be able to build
yesss
Yeesss
This is what I want
It's what I want
it's just like playing the sims all over again
I'm just building my own stuff now *Laughs*
Am I missing anything?
I think I'm at the edge of where all the items go
Maybe if I build one more out this way
Need rope
One more net and then I'll be set
That's what I say
Oh I need more, uh, stuff
Yeeeah it wasn't wood that I needed it was more rope
Coool
Cause I did miss some items that went down at the side of this
So now I just have a BIG long grabber arms
I wonder if I can catch fish in it as well
Like a big troller
Hopefully I can put an engine on this bad boy eventually
What fucking net are you in
Put an engine on this..
Aww man now the items are going all the way out-
Oh wait , yeah that's fine
If we put an engine on this it'll be like moving a continent on it's own
That's what I'm gonna call my raft
The continent
This shark is coming back for a bite, I know damn well
He hasn't been here in a while
I'm eyeing you up
I see what you're doing you shark bastard
Here we go..
Here we go
Ah now it's going off to the edge
Does it just keep going out?
Like if I make five nets this way , is it still gonna go out right to the edge of it
I don't know man but these one's are easy to grab
B-doink!
C'mon do it, do it
*Deep voice* make my day
C'mon you shark bitch
Here you go
I fucking knew it
Are you gonna die this time?
Come back!!
I'm not through with you
Umm , I have too many items *laughs*
I have too much scrap now
What do I even need scrap for, I'm not using it all that much
Hello, anybody?
Nobody's listening to me
Nobody's paying attention to me *tear*
HELLO??
Whatever, it's no big deal
No biggie
No biggie smalls
It's all good
It's all good in the hood
What're we even doing anymore?
Like there's nothing left to do in this game
You're just building constantly
I mean that's still fun but
I kinda need something else
I kinda need something there
I kinda fucked that up didn't I?
Yeah , pretty much fucked that up
Okay let's build another chest
Oh I don't have the scrap for it
Oh okay
'Cause I put all my scrap in here
I just have endless amounts of scrap
That's not true
It-It does have an end, I'm lying
I'm sorry
I don't mean to lie but, y'know what
Fuuuck you- *Laughing*
I don't mean that either it was just funny *more laughing <3*
Okay!
Let's grab all of this
All of these cool things
nice, nice , nice
It's really the wood that I'm looking for
Hah, got wood ?
Where's all the barrels at?
We had an endless supply of barrels a little while ago but now it's fucking running out
I'm putting down another tree grow bed
There we go, a treecko bed!
Awww treecko *laugh*
I miss treecko
Okay, uh,
I have coconut- oh!
These aren't seeds!
Ooooh can I cook..?
How do I get
How do I get , open them?
How do I get open them
Oh , I just break them into palm seeds
Was I drinking them?
'Cause those were drinking sounds
And, harvest
And plant seed in there, plant a little duder
Everything will be fine
yes
I
am liking this
I need to put a pillar down somewhere though
So then I can start building the roof
There should be roofs
Everything's just floor
You just put the floor down on top and it makes a roof
That's not how building work
You fucking, are you eyeing up my raft
Well you can chew on this side
Nothing ever goes on down this side
It's like the boring side of town down there
This is the hip-happening spot up here
This is where all the clubs are and all the young people come to
It's so weird with no fucking walls around this , I should really do that
There we go , there we go , there we go
I need more wood
Need more wood
All this wood I have , cannot use
And if I destroy the other parts , I fucking
I can't get it back
Like if I destroy an end of my raft, I can't get that part back
At least it wasn't telling me that I could
Nice , nice , nice
Need more wood, and more thatch
More wood , more thatch, more wood , more thatch
Can I put thatch in here somewhere?
No.
Wood and thatch are the stuff that I constantly use so I just put my scrap in there
I fuckin hear ya
I hear ya
Stab faster!
Good ! He's taken the bait
You think he would've give up the ghost by now but no
He's still fighting , he's still pluggin away
Fair play to ya man
I mean
I don't like you , but I respect you
And I think that
In some circles , that's more important
Doncha think pal ol' buddy
Wonder if I could stick the hook in him
Drag him back onto the raft
And just beat the shit outta him while he's here
Can I grab that? Yess
Look at this multitasking
Pullin in
Four tons of material on my hook
and then picking up shit next to me
I'm a BEAST
Okay!
Now I got windows
I'm not gonna put them all along here
Cause I don't think I need them
It's kinda cool to have the arms stretch out beyond on their own
I like the look of it
And then you're out here and it's like open ocean
You just stand here
And there's nothing !!
For MILES
I THOUGHT IT'D HAVE FUCKING CIVILIZATION SOMEWHERE
Are we even floating?
Is this going anywhere?
Am I moving in a current or am I standing still and everything's coming to me?
'Cause I'm not gonna hit land at all then
Is there even-
There's no end goal to this
I just keep making shit
And hoping for the best
I'm gonna reach land and everyone's like
"Why , why did you even wanna come back?
Why didn't you just stay out in the ocean
your house is better out here
then it is back in land
I'm gonna build a roof on this area
It's not super even
Doesn't look the best
but who are you to judge
my fucking mom?
no, you're not
Pretty sure that's not how that works
There's a whole biological thing
required
To be my mom
... are you my mom ...?
What am I fucking saying,
I'm getting distracted by all of this shit
and then I'm saying weird stuff
That , that's the...
title of my autobiography
I was interacting with some people on tumblr
and I was like ,
you all know the name of my autobiography
and was like that shouldn't have worked but it did
Or um
I have no idea what I'm doing
those would be the titles of my autobiography
Y'know the one that I'm not making
*laughs*
k, we're almost done here
we're almost done..
putting shit on my raft
okay, where'd my water go
C'mon potato we don't got all day !
while we're aging!
and not dead
That was the thing I was going for with that
Oooooh lots of wood
I need that
The wood is what I need
Give it to mee
give it to me thank you
thank you
thank you, thank you
THAN YOU!!
Need to make another pillar up here
There, and there
*Singing* Pillar me softly with his song
Pillar-
Is that gonna get rid of that?
I kinda don't wanna put anything near the tree until I chop it down
Did I just hear the shark?
YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Oooooooh I'm gonna have words with your parents
Mr. and Mrs. Shark
Do you understand what your child has been up to while I've been trying to build a house
No, not graffiti, not anything like that
Not even pissing up against my walls, no
straight up chewing my walls until they fall off!!
Discipline your child!
I didn't wanna have to go that far but y'know
desperate times calls for swearing and yelling
That's gonna be the name of my autobiography!
Desperate times call for swearing and yelling
*laughing*
That's awesome
Put the floor... here
And, okay
Let's get a-chibbity chopping
You giving my stuff?
Yes
Nice
nice
Thatch and plank
and coconutay
sweet-
Dontchu fucking roll off the edge
I know, you're a daredevil
You're a go-getter
But don't
Oooh, that's food and water!
I don't even need the fucking potatoes if I just have the trees!
Okay
Nice! It didn't mess it up this time
s-WEET!
Tasty jams baby!
Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Raft here
I have no idea where I go from here
I mean I know people love watching this series and people want more episodes and everything
But I don't really know what I do after this
There's no like end goal
I'm just ..
Building shit up and up
Maybe I should just try and make something really cool out of this
Can I make a floor go out..
floor
go out this way
ooooooooooooooh...
Ooh this might be fun!
Okay, yeah!
I might do one more, and just try and build up all my-
Look at all the barrels!!
And there's more barrels coming in
This is the best day! Wait-
Is it Christmas?
Or my birthday or something..
I'm running out of fucking space
(laughs)
But anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And!
*deeper voice* High fives all 'round
WHAPSH, WHAPSH
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOO
(techno music)
Have you ever watched or played something
With food in it that just made you WAY more hungry than you ever would be normally
I'm starving