[*W'psh!*] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye
and welcome back to day nine in the Big
Brother house I'm here with Beardy McGee
yeah but we-we-I don't know what our plan is
I don't know what our next call of
action is. Die, rabbit! Robbin: Ok yeah I was
gonna say where I-I think the goal
for this episode is to be nice to all
the rabbits haha kind of- Jack: Our goal is to
just have fun and do our best. Haha yeah. Robbin: Our
goal today is just smile
Uh-huh don't forget to smile always kids
Yeah it will make your days better. I don't know
What fuckin' voice that is
I'm making more rabbit traps. Robbin: Oh yeah
Wait how do I...... live without you *Jack Dies Of laughter*
What...(both laugh) God
How do I make the traps? Where are they?
I was getting ready to like do something
really close to the mic and had up to my
face so then you started saying it
Robbin: Sorry. Elmer Fudd voice: Be very quiet
I'm hunting wabbits-that's not fucking
that's funny anymore. Your thing was
funnier
I've been up staged. Robbin: You're a-ba-ba- ba-ba-
boring. (shots fired)
You're a ba-ba-ba-ba- stupid prick (oh shit) *Laughter*
Robbin: Thanks. Jack: That's one of my favorite types
of jokes , is where it's like I want to go- go-
go-go-go fuck you! Robbin: Aw. I saw I
actually saw a documentary about the
dude who does the voice for that and
Jack: Mel Brooks?
it's... no no no, the new one. The... who
took over after the original guy and Jack: Didn't Billy West take it over?
who does the Porky Pig voice.
Jack: Oh. And? Robbin: And how you... the thing is it's not
random stutters but you have to say ehh
b-ba ehh before a word so if you're
saying a chair you're saying:
"Ehh B-ba Ehh Chair"
Jack: Ahhh, Robin: So if you're saying a bed you're saying "ehh B-ba Ehh Bed" Jack: What if What if
Jack:What if you wanna Sa- oh wait, I was gonna say what
if you wanna say a cat Robin: ehh c-ca eh Cat" *Jack finally realizes :O*
Jack:makes sense now that I actually think
about it
Robin: yeah right it does it's like wow yeah
it's true
pretty cool, how there's actually like a
technique to it and yeah and the hard
part is to string that into like every
word in a sentence. jack: You cohere and
Phrase Robin: yeah yeah Jack: And that's why their
professionals and I'm recording
in my mom's basement
Yelling at video games
and wondering why i can't pwn Robin: Awww
You made it sad D: Jack: trust in yourselves kids you
too can pwn with your high KDR (Kill to Death Rate)
Robin: Or just learn how to say "Ehh b-ba ehh" in every sentince
Jack: *Dies of laughter once more * that's all it takes
That'll make you famous *Cut* Check Trap
Hey!!! D:< You foken knock down my trap and you
didn't get trapped. Do you even understand
what it's *stutters* why it's called a trap Robin: you
realize that point of the traps is to
get trapped
Jack: yeah,don't go near my trap you're not
going to get trapped , otherwise
fuck you *Tries and fails to speak* another one of my
favorite things that I keep doing too
often is like, I-I know what you're
saying
But Fuuuuuck You haha Robin: Oh yeah, I've noticed
Jack: oh yeah you edit Robin: *Dies of laughter* Yup
Jack: Man, it's no fun when you know everything D: now I now I now I
I don't have any i don't have any bits i
don't have any like parlor tricks to show
off Robin: I ruined it, Everything, *Questions existence *
Jack:It's all ruined, take it back
Fuuuuuuck you *Once again, dies of laughter* Robin: awe, see you did it Jack: I brought it
full circle!
Robin: Can I make crockpot poo? That'd make me
happy
Jack: *Dies of laughter again!* whatt Robin: We'll have so much food! jack:
Would it would it be called a croc-o-shit then?
Robin: Ah haaa there yah go! *Both die of laughter*Jack: Man this is the best episode yet!
Robin: Ehh, question what da- awe Jack: oh I need a science machine to build
a prototype then I can actually make a shovel,
I could've made a shovel all this time and i wasn't making a shovel
yeah well you see i have a Chester now
you made a chance for our house found
and I born and he just came to me
I love Chester he's the best I've got
what i heard is that what the ibone does
i think so but I remember I never
actually got to Chester myself and my
only playthroughs are cute though he is
super cute
this is so cute you vomit this
yes it's all about a tester morning
following are inconsistent
well he's we have maybe we should put
like what food do the seeds don't go
back do they know i don't think so if
they do it takes a very long time
ok oh I'm digging up sapling so i can
plant Nero so then we can get our own
supply trick
what the fuck is under the ground over
here raised dirt we put their bowls
running around sometimes if you're
seeing the ground with the mold
oh they poked out sometimes he popped
out who's behind the tree and conceit
wait by the way if you place q or e it
turns the world door now I was Gary I
don't want to do it because I the boy
son heard my lighter
it's always that's my favorite line
usually son do it when i move that I
make my cinema room you should come over
for Rick and Morty night
oh yeah definitely we're just gonna
we're just gonna reference to the line
before they say that many get anywhere
all friends and do the same thing that's
true
wait what the fuck was that what can I
not put seeds in the crossfire you can
cook season crop button and what can I
cook varies
ah need I don't have those things
Chester no it's my special cute i want
to check your pushy when I want to buy
when the world sold out and then I
forgot to check again that's my story
haha
and that's how I may not available
in our food cook looks like an actual
hornings you but morning here we go we
got a dragon fruit it wall here and put
it what else
oh that's awesome and I concept yeah I
need one more thing for the crockpot oh
shit i don't have none
yeah okay I'm finding all this stuff
over here so you can get her own tweaks
but we don't try to plot them can we do
ok of try to have trained over to my
second get do i attack the you got a
good idea
no Jesus ok it was seeing you and
meeting you it's just a little be just
watched added and it's dead but yeah and
then you have to settle its fucking
friend owes oh yeah you think about that
did you just bring y'all do things like
that i don't you be in the bone
ok then you'll be boned tell me how good
your hook do i do anything now do we
need to do we have a goal in case they
keep on top of everything really
if you can craft a shovel and then go
around and like dig up the graph
oh yeah as long as you can like plant a
lot of stuff all around our base that we
don't have to go very far to get it
anymore
true i have crowded and shoveled the jaw
broken I dog a rabbit hole
I didn't want to fucking do that I want
to become the trapping press space she
does the rabbit hole and I rid of it
what a parking at all such a little
bitch will all be sorry you that mango
could talk you don't be so hard on
yourself man it happens dude i always
get our dying the hook system between
what do we do with grass Tufts does this
thing I plant
yeah oh I see now how now I get it
exceeded put it in my phone 07
everything that played done we don't
want to go to do we have a graph nose
now make one but yeah put it on their
lower yeah you like to see you can about
the one them and make them grow faster
right i want to put something into plan
to do again
nice it's a private myself did you did
you did it you did it for my day for her
I don't you see very bushes so it looks
like fuckin rage legs all over that you
had some very bushes mind can we put on
them
well which is great fucking wrong game
haha haha up i see the value of super
see no that's like three kids even shit
is useful
this is everything such a piece of shit
like yes but shit gives life
yeah true you may think I'm trying to
make a joke for this show
love yourself and your shit but don't
don't don't pick up your own ship
because that leads to the e.coli and I'm
a pretty clear get you away from your
own shit i don't think that i think it's
actually the foreign bacteria in other
people's it's sure it's like how you can
get sick of your own sneezes yeah yeah
because your body already has all that
stuff on it like teaching kids looking
for fish
what is that future and our they say
something it's like a big science thing
explained by a really simple analogy
it's like it's like a balloon with too
much air in its like oh now I get it
oh yeah oh yes i think it is some
futurama because i remember the
characters saying it but I don't
remember what
the actual thing is yeah but that was
like it's like the foreign bacteria from
the fecal matters like okay so you can't
get sick from your own sneak yeah yeah
see we are good educators because we
have the science machine now we know
that talking about gotta be small and
actually just started rewatching
futurama again so hard but confessed
know you don't want your drama i don't i
don't even know why you're on this earth
except systematized there was there was
a big like I read like music and some
days ago like all the main cast from
futurama returning once again to replace
the rules in a new futurama game and it
was like why are you hanging
yeah course flowing like this is why we
can't have nice things
is there really is that's one of my
favorite things from futurama as well
where they go where they explain
faster-than-light travel and they're
like no no you can't go faster than life
and Farnsworth just like you know yet
dog but that's why science has like
increases so yeah I think about it we
increase the speed of food before it
gets dark too fast and you want to die
yes you could i I found it
hi it's by the fucking weekend hand
coming to kill us
oh we were going so well want my food
well I guess it's fucking nothing to do
now because well look at shit
captain penis ladies who died I died
right here though I know I really all
your shit there
no why good shit okay you know what I'm
just gonna make a break for it i'm going
to try and find a resurrection stone or
something
this thing is I'm dead so I can't die so
i can just explore now
yeah well if I'm not going to fucking
survive on my own I don't want it don't
start together not let your friend die
and go on your own
that's true even though that is a catch
your name
we've made of so many catch your name of
this clay entertainment
wait you could think of them in front of
big purple thing
oh my god it's like it because
purpose when I gotta head robot
accordion clockwork nights on it looks
like horses with two legs that are
bouncing around and they're all like
accordion-like oh I know what they are i
told them i recommend mcquay left of our
camp across the water are they friendly
are they and I'm not attacking me
oh if you should attack back to talk Wow
look good size crowd like I i heard
though a low a little tiny BTW i think
this might be the end of jack man and
Robin might be you didn't even pick my
shit up want you in want shoes that shit
glad you're happier people have bad shit
worked hard with that she was something
up giant tentacles and now you're off
doing hentai haha i remember when we
used to do and rice cake nighty night
time is the right time when you become
all and of course the time when I wait
for it to be nighttime ok there's other
ghost is added fact me take me 10 shows
take me essentially takes me close I
want to be with Robin
oh I want to be with sleepy Gary success
because it releases attending school
looks like it does resurrection it's too
fucking late it's already over 40
Ahaaaaa
everyone is dead
well the last climate the old dusty
trail like this everyone you
yeah he probably said there's our garlic
["I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe plays]
your debts that pumped above