THAT WAS A CLIP FROM AP BIO.
ALL SEASONS OF THE SHOW ARE STREAMING RIGHT NOW
PEACOCK.
ING CONGRATULATIONS.
>> WE WERE GRATEFUL AND SURPRISED TO GET A FOURTH SEASON
THAT THE WRITERS REALLY SAID EVERY INSANE SCRIPT WE COULDN'T
GET THROUGH AM THE FIRST TWO SEASONS WE ARE DOING THIS
SEASON.
THERE IS AN EPISODE WHERE THE STUDENTS ARE SHIPPING THE
FACULTY SO THERE ARE THESE VERY BIZARRE FANTASY SEQUENCES, THERE
IS ALSO ONE WHERE BECAUSE OF THE SCHOOL UNIFORMS THE KIDS FORM A
CULT LIKE A NEXIUM CULT.
EVERY EPISODE IS COMPLETELY GO FOR BROKE.
AND AS YOU SEE ALL OF-- ALMOST ALL MY TEAMS ARE WITH PAULA.
>> SHE'S SO FUNNY, SO FUNNY.
>> IN THE VERY, IN THE FIRST EPISODE SHE IS TELLING IT ABOUT
HOW BOTH HER GRANDFATHERS WERE KILLED IN A TORNADO AND THE WAY
SHE DESCRIBES THEM DYING, SHE SAYS IT IS LIKE TWO
ZIP-- BALLOONS FULL OF SPAGHETTIO OS, I KNOW, BUT AND
THEY HAD TO FILM IT OVER MY SHOULDER AND YOU CAN SEE MY
SHOULDER SHAKING LIKE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY COULDN'T
GET ANY OF MY REACTION SHOTS.
THEY DID THE WHOLE THING OVER THE SHOULDER BECAUSE I KEPT
BLOWING THE TAPE BECAUSE SHE'S SO DEADLY SERIOUS AND SHE'S
SAYING THE MOST RIDICULOUS STUFF, SHE JUST SO-- GOOD.
>> THE IT SEEMS UNLIKELY KNOWING YOU, YOU WERE ALMOST GOT
EXPELLED FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
HOW COME.
>> SENIOR YEAR I KIND OF LOST INTEREST, I MEAN I WAS DOS OKAY
BUT I WOULD CUT SCHOOL NOT TO GO AND HUFF PAINT OR BREAK WINDOWS.
THIS IS SO WEIRD, I WOULD GO, I GOT TO GO, BECAUSE I WAS WORKING
ON THE NEWSPAPER.
I GOT TO GO GET AD SALES FOR THE NEWSPAPER AND WOULD LEAVE IN THE
MIDDLE OF DAY AND DRIVE INTO WASHINGTON D.C. AND SEE ART
FILMS AT THE ODION OR THE-- SO I GOT TO GO SEE RON, SO OR LIKE
REPO MAN, I GOT TO GO.
SO I WAS BASICALLY LIKE A PRETENTIOUS DLING WENT.
I WAS CUTTING SCHOOL FOR THE MOST, LIKE IF THEY HAD CAUGHT ME
THEY WOULD HAVE GONE YOU'RE OUT HERE WATCHING THE-- TRIOLOGY.
>> YES, THIS IS THE BEGINNING.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST GO, DON'T COME BACK, THEY
WOULDN'T HAVE SCARE CARED.
THAT IS WHY I CUT SCHOOL.
>> YOU ACTUALLY GAVE YOUR COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT HIGH
SCHOOL.
>> I DID.
>> HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.
>> I WAS NOT THE VALEDICTORIAN.
>> WHAT.
>> NO, NO T IS IS TRUE.
I KEPT GIVING KIDS BURNING PENNIES BUT I WAS CHOSEN BY MY
CLASSMATES TO GIVE THE SPEECH AND SIMILARLY I DECIDED. I
THINK I TALKED ABOUT-- JAZZ, I MADE AN ANALOGY THAT HIGH SCHOOL
IS LIKE JAZZ IN THAT THERE WAS A HEADER, THAT IS HIGH SCHOOL AND
THEN WHATEVER YOU LEARN FROM THAT YOU THEN USE TO IMPROVISE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
IT WAS NOT FUNNY.
IT DID NOT GO OVER WELL AND I ALSO SORT OF MADE A COMMENT
ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATION, I SORT OF TALKED NEGATIVELY BOTH SCHOOL
THAT YEAR.
AND SO IT WAS NEITHER SUNNY NOR CELEBRATORY T WAS NOT
WELL-RECEIVED.
BUT THEN EVENTUALLY ON WIKIPEDIA IT SAID IN MY WIKIPEDIA PAGE
THAT I GAVE A SPEECH AT MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION AND I EXPOSED
MY AGAIN TALES TO THE ODDER YENS AND THAT IS NOT TRY.
BUT THERE IF THERE IS TIME RIGHT NOW ON THE SHOW I WOULD LIKE
SOO.
>> DID YOU FIND OUT WHO DID IT AND DID YOU MANAGE TO CHANGE IT.
>> I DIDN'T COMANG IT.
IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS ON MY WIKIPEDIA PAGE THAT I LIKED.
AND SO I WAS LIKE-- THE ONE THING HAVE I TRIED TO CHANGE IS
MY WIKIPEDIA PICTURE.
>> CAN YOU BRING IT UP.
>> WHICH I CANNOT CHANGE.
IT'S FROM LIKE ONE OF MY FIRST PREMIERS OF THE FILM.
AND I HAD GOTTEN DUMPED THE WEEK BEFORE AND MY GLASSES ARE
ACCUSE-- A SKEW.
I'M JUST MISERABLE.
I'M SO SAD IN THAT PICTURE, EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU
CANNOT CHANGE YOUR WIKIPEDIA PICTURE.
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LEAST POPULAR PORN FLUFFER, YOU LOOK LIKE THE
GUY THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEASON SET.
ARE YOU HAVING TROWRCHLT WE'LL GET.
>> OH NO.
>> I GOT IT.
>> -- WHY DON'T WE DO, WHY DON'T WE DO THIS, SOMEONE IS OUT THERE
WHO WORKS FOR WIKIPEDIA, IF WE CAN GET A CLOSE-- CAN WE GET A
FRAME OF NICK'S FACE, PUT IT UP ON THE MONITOR NOW.
>> OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
>> PUT IT UP.
GET RIGHT IN CLOSE, OKAY, HANG ON.
THERE, OKAY, WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THAT THE NEW ENTRY ON
WIKIPEDIA.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NICK ROLL, PATTON OSWALT, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK, EVERYBODY.