ZON
THE 904, WITH HOSTS EDEN KENDALL
AND MARK PAYTON, FEATURING
AMAZING STORIES FROM EVERY
NEIGHBORHOOD WITH RANCE ADAMS.
THIS IS "RIVER CITY LIVE
>>> WELCOME TO "RIVER CITY
LIVE."
HAPPY FRIDAY.
AND HAPPY FALL.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.
WE HAVE A STACKED SHOW.
WE'LL LIKE TO WELCOME IDA
RODRIGUEZ.
>> THANK YOU.
>> BEAUTIFUL COMEDIAN, EXTREMELY
FUNNY.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HANG OUT
WITH US AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU VERY FOG ME.
>> YOU'RE SO DRESSED FOR THE
FALL WEATHER HERE IN SOUTH
FLORIDA.
>> YOU CAN FEEL THE CHILL IT'S
STARTING TO COOL OFF IT'S LIKE
88 TODAY IS THE HIGH TODAY IN
JACKSONVILLE.
SO WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE 90s.
PUT ON THAT LIGHT JACKET AND
VEST.
>> HA HA.
>> I LOVE IT.
JUST FEEL A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, I
ACTUALLY WORE A SWEATSHIRT THIS
MORNING, THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY
FUNNY I WAS COMMENTING BEFORE WE
WENT ON THE AIR THAT I WAS
HAVING WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS.
THE REASON IS I'M ALWAYS COLD
FROM THE AIR-CONDITIONING EVEN
ON A DAY LIKE TODAY SO I
IMMEDIATELY PUT A SWEATSHIRT ON,
I NEVER GLANCE AT THE OUTFIT IN
THE MIRROR I WALK OUT THE DOOR
WEARING THIS REALLY SERIOUSLY
MALFUNCTIONING HAPPENING.
>> IT WORKS OUT, THOUGH, THAT
LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
>> WELL, THANK YOU, I'M ALL
SQUARED AWAY NOW.
>> YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS, WE
HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN HERE NOW.
>> NORMALLY THEY LOOK AT ME AND
DON'T GET IT AT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> 100%, I KNOW I HAD TO CHANGE
MY UNDER GARMENTS THREE TIMES
TODAY SO I WOULDN'T OFFEND
PEOPLE'S CHILDREN WHEN I
WALK --
>> EXACTLY.
THANK YOU.
>> DO IT FOR THE KIDS.
>> IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT FOR THE
KIDS.
>> ALWAYS.
ALWAYS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SWITCH IT UP A BIT AND
LET'S TALK ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
COMMUNICATION HAS CHANGED SO
MUCH.
ESPECIALLY WITH THE INVENTION OF
CELL PHONES AND OTHER TYPES OF
DEVICES RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S A NEW STUDY OUT
BASICALLY PEOPLE DON'T PICK UP
THEIR PHONES ANY MORE.
>> NO, THEY DON'T.
THEY MUCH RATHER YOU TEXT.
IN FACT, WE IGNORE 337 PHONE
CALLS A YEAR.
THAT INCLUDES OUR PARTNERS.
OUR COWORKERS, EVEN OUR DEAR OLD
MAMA.
SO DOES THAT SOUND LIKE AN
ACCURATE NUMBER TO YOU I GUESS
IS THE QUESTION?
>> VERY VERY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, BUT SEE, I SCREAM
MY -- SCREEN MY CALLS OR USED TO
SCREEN MY CALLS BECAUSE IT WAS
USUALLY SOMEBODY CALLING FOR
MONEY.
SO THAT'S WHY I SCREEN MINE.
BUT YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
PEOPLE -- NOBODY HAS PHONE CALLS
ANY MORE.
THE ONLY TIME YOU TALK ON THE
PHONE IS Y GET IN A TEXT
CONVERSATION, TOO MUCH TO TYPE,
I GUESS WE'LL CALL.
>> DEFINITELY.
THE OTHER THING IS WITH CALLER
I.D. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS YOU'RE
LIKE LET ME ZIP THEM A MESSAGE
BACK OR YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO THEM.
WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIENCE?
YOU HAVE TWO KIDS, RIGHT?
>> NEITHER OF THEM PICK UP.
THE ONLY TIME WHEN MY DAUGHTER
PICKS UP THE PHONE IS WHEN SHE
NEEDS MONEY.
>> YES.
>> SO I KNOW -- BUT THEY DON'T
LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE.
YOU KNOW, I RATHER -- I RATHER
HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A
PERSON THAN TO TEXT.
I CAN'T STAND -- FIRST OF ALL, I
PEOPLE LIKE IT'S EVIDENCE WHEN
YOU TAKE SOMEBODY AND NOW THEY
HAVE EVIDENCE OF WHAT YOU SAID.
BUT SECONDLY, IT'S IMPERSONAL.
AND I DON'T WANT -- I THINK TEXT
MESSAGING IS FOR DIRECTIONS, FOR
INFORMATION.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A
CONVERSATION ABOUT I'M REALLY
HURTING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID TO
ME ON THANKSGIVING.
>> RIGHT.
>> I GET THAT.
BUT I GUESS THE BEAUTY OF TEXT
MESSAGES TOO IS IT'S TO THE
POINT.
YOU ARE PRESSED FOR TIME, WHO,
WHAT, WHEN OR WHERE YOU CAN GET
GET IT WITH AN EMOJI.
I GET HOW YOU CAN STREAMLINE
COMMUNICATION THAT WAY.
>> I'M SORRY, HAVE YOU EVER
IGNORED A CALL AND YOU'RE LIKE
THE PERSON WAS ACROSS THE ROOM
FROM YOU, BECAUSE THEY SAW YOU?
I HAVE HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME.
SOMEBODY CALLED ME, SAW ME IN
LINE AT SIERRA GRILL.
AND MY PHONE RINGS I LOOK DOWN,
OH.
>> OH!
>> I SEE YOU.
>> THAT'S THE BAD PART, YOU CAN
LOOK AT A PHONE NICELY AND BE
LIKE, THAT'S THE ONE YOU LIKE,
YOU DO THE WHOLE I'M NOT PICKING
THAT UP.
>> YOU'VE HAD THAT EXPERIENCE.
>> I CAN SAY THINGS LIKE OH, MY
ENERGY WASN'T RIGHT.
OR I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THAT
BAD ENERGY TO YOU, SO I GIST
SAID LET ME LIVE --
>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE
YOU VOICEMAILS DO YOU LISTEN TO
THE VOICEMAILS OR LOOK AT THE
CALLER I.D., I'LL CALL THEM
BACK?
>> I DO THAT BUT NOW YOU CAN SEE
DICTATE WHAT IT IS AND READ IT A
LITTLE BIT.
EVEN THAT, I READ THE NAME AND
THE GIST OF IT THE CONVERSATION.
I WON'T EAT THE WHOLE THING.
WE'RE LAZY WITH HOW WE
COMMUNICATE.
>> WHEN WE LEAVE HERE, I DON'T
WANT YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
>> BECAUSE I WANT TO CALL YOU
BACK LIKE IMMEDIATELY.
>> YEAH.
>> I WANT THAT VOICE ON THE
OTHER END, I DON'T WANT A TEXT
MESSAGE.
>> YOU LEFT A REALLY LONG
DETAILED MESSAGE WITH EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO SAY AND THE PERSON
IS CALLING YOU BACK AND YOUR
PHONE IS GOING OFF WHILE YOU
LEAVE THE MESSAGE.
THEY CALL YOU BACK, CAN YOU HANG
UP AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY THIS
AGAIN.
>> WHAT ABOUT FACE TIME DO YOU
EVER PICK UP FACE TIME?
>> NEVER.
>> OR YOU LOOK AT YOUR -- WHERE
AM I WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO SEE
WHAT I'M GOING ON?
>> THERE'S A CODE TO FACE TIME.
EVERYBODY IS NOT ENTITLED.
EVERYBODY IS NOT ALLOWED TO FACE
TIME YOU.
LIKE SOME PEOPLE, THAT'S VE
PR
PRESUMPTUOUS, THEY'RE WALKING
INTO YOUR BEDROOM, YOUR HOUSE.
SO WHEN I SEE SOME PEOPLE WHO
ARE FACE TIMING ME, THAT I DON'T
THINK IT'S OKAY.
I'LL REALLY, I'M APPALLED, HOW
DARE YOU --
>> DOESN'T YOUR STOMACH DROP?
BECAUSE AUTOMATICALLY THE SCREEN
COMES ON AND YOU SEE WHAT THEY
COULD -- YOU'RE LIKE, PUT THE
PHONE AWAY.
>> AND EVERY TIME MY
BROTHER-IN-LAW DOES THIS ALL OF
THE TIME TO MY HUSBAND.
AND THEY'RE BROTHERS SO HE'LL DO
IT.
AND THEN HE ALWAYS SAYS, WELL,
WHERE IS EDEN, WHERE ARE THE
KIDS?
SHOW ME.
>> PEOPLE ARE DUCKING LIKE
GUNFIRE BEHIND FURNITURE AND --
>> YES.
>> OH, HE INTRODUCED US TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND THE OTHER DAY ON FACE
TIME.
I WAS A MESS.
>> WHO?
>> MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
NO, NOT MY HUSBAND.
>> OH, I WAS THINKING NOAH --
>> NO, I WASN'T READY FOR THAT.
I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANYBODY ON
FACE TIME.
>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU GET A
FACE TIME CALL AND YOU TURN THE
CAMERA AND THEY CAN'T SEE
ANYTHING, I'M TRYING TO FACE
TIME YOU?
NO.
>> EXACTLY.
YOU STOP IT ALL TOGETHER.
SO KEEPING ON THE TREND, LET'S
TALK ABOUT TECHNOLOGY.
NOW, APPLE HAS -- THEY'RE
WORKING ON IT GOING TO COME OUT
IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS, A
WAY TO SEND PERSON TO PERSON
PAYMENT.
>> HOW NICE IS THAT?
EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY HAD THE BIG
KOUFRNS ANNOUNCING THE NEW
IPHONES AND THE TWEETS AND
STUFF.
IPHONE 8 IS OFFICIALLY ON SALE
TODAY.
YOU CAN PRESALE I THINK YOU CAN
ACTUALLY GET IT IN CERTAIN
STORES I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S HERE
IN THE STATES.
64 GIGS IS 79, 9 HI
-- YOU CAN GET
THAT TUESDAY.
THE MONSTER WHAT EVERYBODY IS
WAITING FOR IPHONE X, PREORDER
THAT TO HOPEFULLY GET IT BY
OCTOBER 27TH.
BUT, YEAH, THAT'S A UNICORN.
BUT THE BIG BIG PUSH IS YOU WILL
BE ABLE TO I MESSAGE MONEY
BETWEEN IPHONES.
AND IT'S A COPY OF CERTAIN
PROGRAMS LIKE MONEY TRANSFERS
LINE VINMO AND GOOGLE AND
FACEBOOK MESSENGERS.
BUT THIS IS GOING TO REVOLUTION
IZE BANK ACCOUNTS BEING
OVERDRAWN.
>> EXACTLY.
WITH THIS, THOUGH, HOW YOU SET
IT UP, YOU USE IT ONE OF THOSE
APPLE CARDS AND SET IT UP TO
APPLE WALLET.
WHAT I THINK IS REALLY COOL,
WHENEVER YOU ARE LEAVING AND
PEOPLE ARE PICKING UP SOMETHING,
NOW THEY'RE ACCOUNTABLE, NOW
IT'S EASY, TEXT ME THE MONEY.
WITH PayPal, THERE'S A LITTLE
BIT OF A DELAY.
AN ACCOUNT AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE
IT OVER.
WITH THIS, BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO
A CARD, YOU CAN USE IT RIGHT AI
A.
IT MAKES IT CONVENIENT.
LITTLE MONEY NOW AND THEN.
>> I HAVE --
>> MY DAUGHTER IS 21 AND MY SON
IS 25.
SO I HATE THIS APP.
BECAUSE NOW THEY'RE GOING TO BE
TEXTING ME FOR MONEY ALL OF THE
TIME.
NOW YOU DON'T.
BUT I FEEL LIKE IPHONE PEOPLE,
THEY'RE TRYING TO GET BEAT UP.
LIKE, THEY BETTER BE, LIKE,
THEY'RE MORE PayPal SQUARED.
THEY'VE REALLY JUST -- THEY'RE
CO
CONSOLIDATING ALL OF THESE, YOU
KNOW -- YOU KNOW, ALL OF THESE
BENEFITS THAT PEOPLE HAVE
BUSINESSES FOR.
YOU'LL EVEN BE ABLE TO DO IT
FROM YOUR WATCH.
THE WATCH HAS THE CELLULAR, I
WAS LIKE, TIM, YOU BETTER BE
CAREFUL, I'M GOING TO COME FOR
YOU.
>> THEY'RE GOING TO THE WAY
AMAZON IS RIGHT NOW, PUT, PEOPLE
OUT OF WORK.
>> YEAH.
I DO THINK IT'S SOMETHING PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO USE WHEN IT COMES
TO COMMUNICATION.
AND IT'S INTERESTING, THEY'RE
JUST TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING,
TRYING TO KNOCK OFF OTHER APPS
AND GET IT ALL UNDER ONE
UMBRELLA.
>> I CAN IMAGINE THE STRIP CLUB.
>> I GOT YOU GIRL, I GOT YOU,
YOU GET THAT ON YOUR WATCH.
>> THE STRIPPERS COULD HAVE
THEIR WATCHES ON.
>> AND JUST LIKE, YEAH.
FRJT
>> HA, HA, HA.
>> OR LIKE WHEN YOU'VE GOT A
TIMES UP.
I GOT TO RECHARGE.
DID YOU GET THAT DING DING DING?
YES.
YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY
GOING TO BE USING?
THEY'RE GOING TO BE USING THE
TACO BELL DRIVE THROUGH IN JUST
A LITTLE BIT.
>> WELL, THEY'RE CHANGING IT UP.
ARE YOU A FAN OF TACO BELL?
>> NO.
>> MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD LOVES IT.
ADDICTED TO IT.
I WANT TACO BELL.
HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT IT.
THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN 300
DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS, CANTINA
STYLE.
THESE ARE AMAZING, YOU CAN GET
ALCOHOL, BEER, FROZEN CONCOCTION
YOU CAN GET AND A BIGGER MENU
AND ADDING MORE TO IT.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE WILL BE
A CHIPOTLE TYPE THEME.
>> NOT SIT DOWN --
>> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SIT
DOWN SERVICE.
BUT DEFINITELY AN UPSCALE KIND
OF TACO BELL.
>> THAT'S FUNNY.
>> TACO BELL PLUS.
>> IT'S FUNNY.
THEY HAVE ALL OF THOSE CRAZY
LIKE THE DORITOS IN THE TACOS
AND THAT KIND OF STUFF.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
THAT'S A HIGHER BROW APPROACH.
BUT, YEAH.
>> IT REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE
I'D I DON'T CARECRACY.
DID ANY OF YOU --
>> I SAW THAT.
>> THEY'RE PUTTING ALCOHOL IN
TACO BELL.
THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THE DOOR READS TO
CELLS NOT YOU IN, THE MYSTERY
MEAT NOT ENOUGH.
LET'S PUT SOME HENNESSEY IN
THERE.
>> TACO BELL WAS MY FIRST JOB
EVER.
I WORKED AT IT WHEN THE FIRST
BATMAN CAME OUT.
THAT WAS MY FIRST JOB.
AND IF THERE HAD BEEN ALCOHOL?
OH.
FRJT
>> FOR THE EMPLOYEES.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> SO WHAT DID YOU DO A LITTLE
BIT OF EVERYTHING?
>> OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH.
SO I COOKED, I RAN THE REGISTER,
DRIVE THROUGH, THE STRAW THAT
BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK, RANCE,
YOU GOT TO GO CLEAN THE
BATHROOM.
THAT WAS MINIMUM WAGE.
>> IT'S MINIMUM WAGE.
TALK ABOUT SPICY FOOD, LET'S
TALK ABOUT ANOTHER SPICE THAT IS
REALLY BIG NOW IN THE FALL,
PUMPKIN SPICE.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
NOW YOU CAN INJECT IT INTO
SOMETHING.
SIMPLY BEYOND CAME OUT WITH A
SPRAY.
AND YOU JUST TAKE IT IN AND
SPRAY IT INTO WHATEVER
CONCOCTION YOU WANT.
IF YOU WANT IT IN YOUR COFFEE,
WANT IT ON TOP OF CEREAL, IT'S
SUPER EASY TO DO.
IT'S $11.
THERE IT IS SIMPLY BEYOND.
SO IT'S KIND OF FUNNY BECAUSE AS
SOON AS FALL COMES EVEN BEFORE,
EVERYBODY WANTS PUMPKIN SPICE
EVERYTHING.
NOW YOU CAN LITERALLY PUT IT ON
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.
>> I LIKE THAT SMELL.
THAT'S LIKE MARIJUANA FOR
ORGANIC PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T
DO DRUGS, THAT, I CAN ROCK WITH
THAT.
I CAN HAVE THAT --
>> THE PUMPKIN SPICE.
>> YEAH.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.
IT FEELS LYIN
IKE THANKSGIVING AND
HARVEST, GIVING YOU THE GOOD
FALL FEELING.
I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, WHERE
WE'RE NOT SEASONAL.
BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF --
>> YEAH, FLORIDA, TOO.
BUT IT REMINDS OF WHAT WE DON'T
HAV
HAVE.
>> CRAZY THERE, EVERYBODY IS
CRAZY ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE
EVERYWHERE.
BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS ALWAYS
AHEAD OF US AND WE'VE BEEN
HEARING OF OTHER SPECULATIVEVORS
TRYING TO KNOCK IT OFF ITS
PERCH.
SO YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE GAME IN
CALIFORNIA.
>> SOMETIMES I THINK WE'RE NOT.
SOMETIMES I THINK WE'RE BEHIND.
BUT BECAUSE I'M FROM THE SOUTH,
I'M LIKE THEY DON'T BEAT THEIR
CHILDREN.
>> HA HA.
>> OUT IN CALIFORNIA, KIND OF
LIKE A TREND, RIGHT?
>> I KNOW.
>> SINCE WE ARE IN THE FALL,
WHAT HAPPENS?
EVERYBODY STARTS TO LOOK AT
DEALS AND SHOPPING, ABOUT
CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER AND KOH TEAMED UP WITH
AMAZON OUT OF 5U8 PLACES, IF YOU
CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM,
THEY'RE ALLOWING PEOPLE TO TAKE
BACK THEIR AMAZON PRODUCTS
THERE.
NOW SELECT PRODUCTS.
BUT THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO GET
THEM INTO KOHLS TO SHOP AND THEN
ALSO TO FORM AN ALINES WITH
AMAZON.
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE THE ECHO.
THE AMAZON ECHO THERE.
AND WHOLE FOODS THEY CAN BUY
THAT PRODUCT AS WELL.
YOU CAN SEE REALLY BIG CHAIN
STORES TRYING TO GET ON THE
E-COMMERCE WITH AMAZON BECAUSE
THEY'RE LOSING THEY HAVE SOME
PROBLEMS.
IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE IF
IT PICKS UP ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
I THINK THEY START IT IN LOS
ANGELES AND CHICAGO.
>> AMAZON IS LIKE PACK MAN.
IT JUST GOBBLES EVERYTHING UP.
>> IT'S SO INTERESTING THAT IT'S
COLD OF ALL PLACES HAVE YOU EVER
TRIED TO RETURN ANYTHING AT
KOHLS?
THE RETURN LINE AT KOHLS IS SO
WACKY BECAUSE THERE'S KOHLS CASH
INVOLVED AND PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO ARGUE OVER, NO, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO GIVE YOU BACK THIS KOHLS
CASH IF I'M EXCHANGING THIS AND
THIS.
EVERY TIME I'VE BEEN IN THERE,
AND THEY HAVE A GREAT RETURN
POLICY WHICH IS WHY SO MANY
PEOPLE IN THERE DOING THAT.
>> SUPER NICE.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE WON'T TRY
THINGS ON BECAUSE THEY'RE SO
NICE WITH THE RETURNS.
WHEN YOU GET IN LINE, ALWAYS
HAVE ONE PERSON WHO WANTS TO
ARGUE ABOUT THE KOHLS CASH AND
IF I HAD TO, I WOULD GIVE THEM
MINE BUT I DON'T.
>> IT'S LIKE MONOPOLY MONEY.
HERE'S MY $10 KOHLS CASH CARD.
>> THE RETURN.
THAT'S --
>> YEAH, I'M ADDICTED TO AMAZON.
SO OUR HOUSEHOLD, ON AVERAGE, WE
HAVE THREE OR FOUR PACKAGES A
WEEK THAT ARE FROM AMAZON.
BECAUSE AMAZON MAKES YOUR LIFE
SO CONVENIENT.
>> SO EASY.
>> EVEN FOOD, THEY HAVE THE
FRESH.
NOW THAT THEY HAVE WHOLE FOODS.
IT'S AMAZING.
KOHLS, THOUGH, I DON'T GO INTO
KOHLS BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS A
LONG LINE.
EVERY TIME I GO IN.
BUT NOW THEY CAN RETURN ALL OF
THOSE J. LOW OUTFITS.
>> WHAT CAN THE AUDIENCE EXPECT?
I KNOW YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR KIDS
A LOT.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
>> BASICALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT IS JUST TALKING
ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS AND OUR
BEHAVIORS.
I'M ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, IF YOU
COME TO MY SHOW, TAKE OUTRAGE IF
I SEE IN THE AUDIENCE, I HAVE
SECURITY ESCORT YOU OUT.
BECAUSE I THINK COMEDY IS A
SACRED SPACE WHERE WE ARE ABLE
TO TALK ABOUT THINGS WE WANT TO
TALK ABOUT AND MAKES PEOPLE
UNCOMFORTABLE AND MAKE YOU THINK
AND BRING US TOGETHER.
SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE
PEOPLE THAT IS WITH THE HASHTAGS
ON TWITTER, YOU'LL GET THROWN
OUT OF MY SHOW.
I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.
DAVE CHAPELLE COLLECTS CELL
PHONES I COLLECT JUST OUTRAGE
AND DISCARD IT.
IT'S NOT NECESSARY.
THE REALITY IS I TALK ABOUT
MOTHER HOOD FROM THE MOST HONEST
PLACE.
WOMEN ARE ALWAYS BEING MADE FEEL
ASHAME TO SFRUS STATED AND
TIRED.
WE ALL CAN'T STAND OUR KIDS.
WE LOVE THEM BUT HATE THEM AT
THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY
ALMOST DESTROYED US ON THEIR WAY
HERE.
SO IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN THROUGH
CHILD LABOR THEN YOU UNDERSTAND
IT'S NOT -- YOU WOULD DIE IF YOU
HA A CONTRACTION.
YOU WOULD HAVE A SEIZURE.
>> I PREACH IT.
I AM LIKE, FELLAS TREAT THESE
GIRLS NICE BECAUSE GIRLS RUN THE
WORLD.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
WE ARE ALL -- I ALWAYS THINK
ABOUT IT BECAUSE -- I LAUGH
BECAUSE I THINK WOMEN ARE
WARRIORS.
IT'S NOT LIKE A BASHING SESSION
FOR MEN.
BUT I DO CELEBRATE MOTHER HOOD
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
IN THIS AGE OF SOCIETY WHERE
WOMEN ARE LOOKED UPON AS BEING
YOU KNOW DISPOSABLE AFTER 30 OR
WHATEVER.
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT WOMEN ARE BEING
UPHELD.
AND DIE IT THROUGH COMEDY.
SO I LOCK THE DOORS, I MAKE MEN
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> HA, HA, HA.
>> AND FOR THEM TO HAVE 45
MINUTES OF FEELING ASHAMED OF
THEMSELVES.
>> HA HA.
>> SIGN ME UP.
IDA, YOU WILL BE AT THE COMEDY