-As I mentioned before, we have a great show for you tonight.
I'm so excited for our first guest.
-[ Mockingly ] I'm so excited for our first guest.
-I'm sorry. I know that voice. I'm sorry.
-Why are you so excited for your first guest?
Is it your babysitter coming to tuck you in?
[ Laughs ]
-Sorry, everyone. This is Reggie.
He's been bullying me since middle school.
And, apparently, he doesn't age.
Reggie, my next guest is not my old babysitter.
-Then who's going to feed you your baby food?
-[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God! Good one! He got you, Jimmy!
-No, he didn't. I don't eat baby food, okay?
-He got you.
-Stay out of -- Who are you, anyway?
-I'm an instigator, my man.
You know, my job is to, like, fan the flames of conflict.
You feel me?
-Hey, hey, hey -- -Keep it going.
-This is Jimmy. -Let me hear.
-[ Mockingly ] Oh, look at me. I'm so important.
I sit behind a big desk and talk to celebrities.
Blah, blah, blah! -Oh, my God!
He's killing you right now, Jimmy Fallon!
You gonna take that, on your own show,
in front of your own audience?
Come on, son! -All right, that's enough.
Reggie, why don't you just leave me alone, all right, buddy?
-[ Mockingly ] Reggie, just leave me alone.
I want to be alone! [ Both laugh ]
-He went there, Jimmy. You know what I'm saying?
He was here, and then he went there.
You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?
I can't even watch this.
Yo, change the channel. -No, don't change --
-I don't want to watch it no more.
You know what I mean? -Hey, check this out.
Check this out. -Yeah.
-[ Mockingly ] I'm Jimmy Fallon.
I'm friends with Justin Timberlake.
Dancey, dancey, singy, singy! Dancey, dancey, singy, singy!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
This is unbelievable what I'm seeing right now.
Are y'all seeing this? -That is not --
-Yo, you're a genius, my man.
-That is not what me and Justin do.
-Are you guys seeing this?
Yo, Jimmy, I'm embarrassed for you, son.
How are you gonna face your wife after this, the kids?
Yo, cut to commercial, man. It's over.
Roll the credits. I can't even take it no more.
-Don't roll the credits.
I'm not cutting to commercial here.
I'm not -- -Hey, look.
It's Jimmy's ice cream, The Tonight Dough.
-Oh! -More like Tonight Don't!
-Ooh!
Now, he's going after your ice cream, too, man!
Oh, forget it, man. It's over!
The show is over, yo, for real. Cancel it.
-What's the matter, Jimmy? Gonna go cry to Ben & Jerry?
-Reginald Jacob Johnson.
I have been waiting in the car for you
for 15 minutes, young man.
We got to get over to Sports Authority
and get you a new jockstrap.
The one we got you is too big,
and it was giving you taint rash.
-All right. -Dad, stop.
-And now we're late for the orthodontist appointment.
Remember? You're getting fitted for a palate expander.
-But, dad! -Let's go!
-This isn't over, Fallon! I'll be back!
-Whatever, Reginald. Good luck with your rash.
What about you?
You got anything else to say, buddy?
♪♪
-♪ A hero falls ♪
♪ Once so grand ♪
♪ I put my faith in him ♪
♪ Now there he stands ♪
Humbled.
♪ Can I ever believe again ♪
♪ Now that a hero...
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪...falls? ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh. Oh, my goodness.
We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.
Stick around. [ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ A hero falls ♪ Whoo!
♪ Once so grand ♪
-♪ I put my faith in him ♪
♪ Now there he stands ♪
-Humbled.