[LAUGHTER] HERE'S WHY WE LOVE ALLISON
JANNEY. SHE STILL KEEPS IT REAL.
YOU TWEETED A PICTURE.
WHERE ARE YOU?
ALLISON: I'M IN THE CURVE.
AND THE EMMY IS ON THE BOX I'M SITTING ON.
I'M SITTING ON THE EMMY.
AND PHIL HAS A BAG OF MCDONALD'S FRENCH FRIES AN WE HAD TO WAIT
THERE FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR OR 40 MINUTES FOR A CAR.
JESSE: I SAW YOU. I SAW YOU SITTING THERE.
SORRY.
JAMES: ALLISON WON -- WE WILL GET TO YOU.
[LAUGHTER] BUT SO, AND WHAT TIME OF DAY WAS
THIS? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
4:00. ALLISON: IT WAS MORE LIKE 11:00
OR 11:30. JAMES: IT STARTS AT 5:00.
ALLISON: I GOT IN THE CAR AT 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
GOT TO THE RED CARPET AT 3:30 AND STARTED GOING THROUGH AND
STARTED THE MELTING PROCESS.
BUT I -- JAMES: THE THING IS YOU'VE WON
SEVEN EMMYS NOW.
THEY ARE BIG AWARDS.
SO WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE AWARDS?
ALLISON: THIS IS A FUNNY STORY BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
THERE'S A PUNCH LINE. I HAD THIS CUSTOM SHELF BUILT IN
MY OLE HOUSE AND THEN I MOVED -- JESSE: OH, GOD.
[LAUGHTER] ♪ WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE TO
SHARE MY STORY WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE TO TELL
MY TALE IT'S CLEVER AND AMUSING
BUT IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE CORDEN WON'T STOP
SMOOZING AND JANNEY WON'T STOP YAPPING
♪ ALLISON: AFTER THE THIRD EMMY
THINGS GOT REALLY INTERESTING.
JESSE: I BET THEY DID.
♪ WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE TO SHARE MY STORY
THE ANECDOTE I KNOW WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
FROM THE MOMENT I BEGAN IF IT FEEDS SO MUCH LAUGHTER
THAT LOVE WILL FILL THE PLANET AND PEACE WILL REIGN THERE AFTER
THERE WOULD BE NO MORE HATE OR ATOM BOMB SO WHY WON'T CORDEN
STOP THAT -- FROM MOM ♪ JAMES: DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC
JESSE JUST LET THE LADY HAVE HER SAY
I MAKE THIS CROWD JESSE SOME HOW JESSE
YOU'LL GET TO TELL THE STORY THE WORLD WILL HEAR ITS STORY
I'M SURE I'LL FIND A WAY ♪ WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE TO TELL
MY STORY DON'T BE SO MAD JESSE
WHEN WILL I GET A CHANCE TO TELL THAT TALE
YOU'RE GOING TELL THAT TELL BY THE TIME IT'S OVER THE WORLD
WILL LIVE AS ONE ALL I WAN A CHANCE TO TELL MY
STORY YOU'RE GOING TO GET A CHANCE TO
TELL YOUR STORY ♪ ALLISON: AND THEN THE FOURTH
EMMY, I FOUND IT ON THE TOILET PAPE WE ARE A WING.
♪ THANK GOD SHE IS DONE ♪ [LAUGHTER]
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD STORY. JESSE -- SOMETHING SIMILAR TO
YOU HAPPENED TO YOU IN MEXICO.
JESSE: YES, I WAS IN MEXICO -- JAMES: I'M SO SORRY.
WE'RE OUT OF TIME.
STICK AROUND. WE'RE HERE WITH ALLISON JANNEY
AND JESSE TYLER FERGUSON ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]