As a man, you can't complain to me about how hard it is to use the restroom,
because you can just whip it out, and
we gotta take off the whole number!
Say it again a little bit louder for those in the back.
As a man...! [Laughs]
Mamrie: What's up y'all?
Peace and love and etc.
I'm Mamrie.
And I'm Grace and welcome to another episode of "This Might Get."
Today, it might get festive.
Specifically, music festivals.
Hence, our ridiculous outfits.
We were asked to dress like we would be going to a festival, and
You're going to a Canadian festival.
Shock! I found it difficult to do.
I'm just wearing a dress with my pants still underneath it.
We've been to music festivals together.
I was gonna say, we went to one last year in Chicago.
What was that called?
Pitchfork! We went to Pitchfork Fest last year.
Here are the photos to prove it.
We've never been to Coachella, which is, like, the big daddy mac
Mamrie: of all music festivals. Grace: It's the Mecca.
Yeah, and it's become every year more and more, I think, a parody of itself.
Mamrie: Same! Grace: Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a Portlandia festival at this point. - Yes.
We thought today would be appropriate
one, to talk about festivals in general,
and then two, to just review some festive garb,
because obviously, we don't know how to do it,
so we want to see how you guys do it.
Or do it badly. - Yep.
Yep, well first of all here's some facts.
This one is specific to Coachella, - Mhm.
That, despite it being, like, this huuuuuge
money-maker -- like, it made 47 million last year --
its first year, it lost $800,000.
[deep voice] Yeah.
How pissed would you be if you were Robert Coachella?
Oh, yeah, daddy Coachella?
Yeah, Papa Coachella.
Yeah, if I was Papa Coachella, I'd be Papa Pissed.
In 2012, in just the first week of Coachella, there were
134 arrests.
80% alcohol-related,
20% drug-related.
Whoa!
I don't write the facts, I just read 'em.
100% fun.
You're not a real Coachella-er
until you've seen Danny DeVito.
He is somehow at every show,
and seeing him -- even if only once --
is a stamp of a true Coachella experience.
Our executive producer Michael Goldfine,
off-camera before this episode, was just
proclaiming about his...
his experiencing Danny DeVito late nights at Coachella
dancing, living his best life.
Goldfine: Yeah, he doesn't just... he doesn't just go,
Goldfine: he *goes*. Mamrie: He goes hard.
So he does, like, in the front DeVito.
Well, he's gotta be in the front. He's like two feet tall, right?
Goldfine: How dare you.
It's true!
Well, we're never gonna get him on an episode!
DeVito and Rhea Perlman are my favorite couple.
When they broke up, I, like, cried a little.
This has taken a turn!
Here, let's talk about the top US music festivals, according to
2017festticket.com.
I love that site.
OK, #5 is the Governors Ball Music Festival
in Randall's Island, New York.
I never went. I forgot Randall's Island even existed.
I was too busy dodging rats.
OK, #4 is Pitchfork. Union Park, Chicago
We've been there,
saw A Tribe Called Quest reunite last year.
#3 is Burning Man. Black Rock Desert, Nevada.
Is there music there?
Goldfine: There's, like, a *little* bit of music, but it's really more about...
Like, one guy on a sitar. - Yeah.
And you're calling it a music fest.
Yeah, it's like wind chimes.
#2: South by Southwest. Austin, Texas.
And #1 is Coachella. Indio, California.
It's just become such a statement to
show up at Coachella being ridiculous.
How many people do you think really, like, even know the bands?
Or they're just going there to, like, flex their new look?
They're literally just storing up their belly chains
to show off at Coachella.
I don't know why the sentence "storing up your belly chains" was so gross to me?
Yeah. That's why Claire's shut down.
Chomp!
Well, all this talk about fashion means that we need to do a review. - Of course.
So we asked you guys to send us
some of your festival looks from years past.
Maybe regrettable.
And also, we sprinkled in a couple celeb ones,
because that is just a runway show
through Indio, California.
Let's do it.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I was waiting. I was following you.
I was like. How's she gonna end this?
What? This is... oh...
DNCE. DNCE.
OK, Joe Jonas's band.
How do you say it?
Do you say "dance"?
Do you just pretend there's an A?
-Oh, you spell it? -No, you say "dnce." You say "dnce."
Let's get real, you say "dnce."
I thought she was wearing an air-brushed t-shirt
of a bikini body.
No, someone's body actually looks like...
Good for you!
I personally am a fan of the look on the right. - Yep.
They're like... is he... I believe he's wearing two different pairs of boxing shorts
to create the length of a leg.
Like, two children in a trench coat to be one grown-up.
Also, the one on the left is really just happy to have just joined in. - Yeah.
I'm proud of those Jonas Brothers.
For what?
For growing up and having a second...
a second wind in their career.
Nick Jonas [smooch] [smooch]
Mamma mia!
You mean, he's in the musical Mamma Mia?
Or you're just saying...? - No, I mean, Mamma Mia
I'll be your mamma. Come to mia.
All right, what's Nick doing? Just his own stuff?
Blowing my mind when he takes his shirt off!
All right, let's move on.
[smooch] [smooch] Mamma Mia!
OK, this is Hailey Baldwin, um...
at H&M?
Well, you know they have all those, like,
sponsored lounges at all the festivals.
So it's probably an H&M lounge.
This is a lot of look.
I see she went for a spray tan before.
Belly chain.
Is that? I thought it was a C-section scar.
Also, the fun thing about people that wear Coachella garb is how
they pose so uncomfortably in their Coachella garb.
Yeah, because if I had a bare midriff --
are you kidding me?
With some, like, Timberlands.
She did it. She's wearing jorts
with a choker here, and a choker on her head.
So it's very, like Spice Girls meets, like, construction worker from the YMCA squad.
Village People.
"The YMCA Squad."
Jess Chase, thank you for this.
She says, "I'm gonna regret this. It's me and my sister seeing Taylor Swift
live in Boston."
"My sister's a bit of a Swiftie
as you can tell from the..."
First of all,
why do you look like Red from "Fraggle Rock"?
Like, how does this...?
I thought that you were at, like, a Rob Zombie concert.
With the white dreadlocks.
However, I have to give them a pass because
Grace and I went to a Taylor Swift concert together,
and we might have ugly-cried a little.
We lost our goddam minds.
We were both the sister. Also...
What's the hair thing?
Also, the people behind you hated you.
'Cause you blocked their whole view.
Next: [together] Katy Perry.
Wow.
She's looking a lot more solemn than normal.
I think of Katy as a smiler.
She's not doing, like, the tongue-in-cheek outfits.
You know, she's not doing, like,
"Hey, I'm wearing, like, tongues all over my body."
Tongues all over my body. That old look.
Also, the green sunglasses.
Yeah, Bono.
That's how she got backstage this year.
She wasn't even performing. They thought she was Bono.
They were like, "Annie Lennox is here!"
Uhhh... Uhhh... Uhhh...
cheytoofly has submitted this photo.
"I regret nothing. Pizza emoji."
And she's in a pizza onesie,
at what I assume is someone's concert.
I think going in some sort of food clothing is great. - Yeah.
We were dressed as pizza at a Mexican wrestling match.
I think it's a great look to walk around the festival
and have people go, "Who are they promoting?"
"What snack bar are they promoting at this festival?"
But really, it's just your own look.
And then you can show up, and maybe they'll give you a free slice.
There you go!
You just got really sound life advice
accidentally in this episode. You're welcome.
Mamrie: [snaps] Let's see another one.
Oh, this is from vincent69_,
"I thought it would be a wonderful idea
to actually wear a onesie to the event.
But it ended up being way too hot and very impossible to use the restroom."
I think you look great. I think going comfortable in paja...
I'm a big fan of wearing any sort of pajamas in public.
Oh, 100%.
Have you seen previous episodes of the show?
Wow, well this has been a very enlightening episode of "This Might Get."
I learned a lot about you.
Oh yeah, a lot about me and myself.
I didn't learn so much about what you should wear to Coachella.
I think you wear what you want. Bring the crazy.
Celebrate it.
It's like a time for adults to dress up and
throw fashion rules to the wind.
Like we do on a daily basis.
Chomp.
Grace, who do we have a gratitude problem with today?
Today, it's been submitted on Twitter from Alanah Sabatini.
She says, "Check out this silly beat I made an honor of 'This Might Get.'
My new favorite YouTube show. It's catchy!"
You are going to be headlining Coachella next year!
That, honestly, is so impressive and so silly and wonderful.
Thank you so much, Alanah Sabatini.
That's absolutely incredible.
Everyone keeps blowing my mind with new creative ways.
Yeah, if you guys want to be featured in an upcoming Gratitude Problem segment,
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Turn on those notifications, and let's get crazy.
I think that's Coachella tagline.