Catch!
[humming]
[screaming]
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot mustard!
Oh, oh, whoo!
Spicy bubbles!
[giggling]
Hmm...
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
My eyes!
[grunting]
My eyes!
My spray!
I call this one...
"The Gary". Meow.
Oh, who am I kidding, Gary?
I've got the suds, no doubt about it.
[sniffling]
[sneezing]
I'd better take care of this before it gets out of hand.
You want me to run down to the store
and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need?
Then you want me to run back here so you can say...
[imitating Krabs] Arr, SpongeBob!
You're spending all me money!
[laughing] SpongeBob!
Why aren't you manning the fryer?
But you could never pay me enough to act
brotherly towards...
that guy!
Hmm...
[laughing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
[groaning]
[shouting gibberish]
[groaning]
[making silly noises]
[groaning]
The musical doodle!
Ah! Keep your trap shut!
But it wasn't my trap!
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! ♪
[gasping]
SpongeBob has lost touch with reality.
I've seen it before.
They call it the "mocking mimicry madness".
[imitating Krabs] The mocking mimicry madness.
[screaming]
Look at me, never better!
I'm okay. Squidward said I'm fine.
[screaming]
Gary, I'm fine.
[groaning]
See?
Okay, here goes nothing.
[groaning]
- Hi. - Hey!
- Greetings! - Go away.
I haven't seen you do the Spine Blaster since--
[grunting]
Since episode 647--
[grunting]
When you blasted that guy's spine.
[groaning]
[laughing]
Huh?
Hmm...
Hmm, ah-hah!
Now get in there, eyes, and stay close to that clown.
It's time to free our minds.
[grunting]
Whoa, Patrick,
I've never seen the world from this angle before.
And the propeller tickles my think folds.
[laughing]
Hey, hey, hey, SpongeBob!
Eye bump!
[SpongeBob] Eye bump!
Ow!
Look out, SpongeBob, I can't stop!
[party horn sound]
Be the crane! Be the crane! Be the crane!
Wah! Got your nose!
Hey, give it back!
Not until you wash your hands.
Oh, yeah? Well...
I got your eyeballs!
[giggling]
Huh?
Ah, spiders! Spiders!
- Get 'em off me! - No, Patrick! No, Patrick!
No, wake up! No, wake up!
It's me, SpongeBob!
[shouting]
[hyperventilating]
SpongeBob?
[laughing]
[whimpering]
[outside] Open up, this is the police!
Ah, just a second!
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
[stuttering] Yes?
Put those eyeballs back in your head, son.
We've got a few questions for you.
Well, somebody has to step up,
fight that monster and become captain.
And that somebody is me.
Now focus, and...
[groaning]
Oh, well, if I'm going to get weird,
I'm going to need to see a professional.
[groaning]
[screaming]
In case you've forgotten, here's how things work:
I order the food, you cook the food,
then the customer gets the food.
I'm right here.
I have readied myself into a full state of readiness,
and I'm ready to be ready.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired. So very tired.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, Squidward.
What?
Every sentence, every paragraph...
Spoons! Bread! Salad! Pepper!
Don't you understand?! My brain is full to bursting!
If I have to memorize a single order
I think I'm gonna explode!
What are you doing in here, boy?
You're wasting all me food!
Boy?
SpongeBob, you're 15 minutes late.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I was out all night looking for Gary.
Hey, Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob?
[hyperventilating]
So tired...
So hungry...
SpongeBob, your eye!
It's all black and swollen!
How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob?
Somebody hit you? Where is he?
Yeah, we'll... We'll settle this like men!
We'll sue him!
I can't see or hear you, for my face has been cauterized.
Eh, you guys are just outta shape.
Come on, best two out of three!
[wheezing]
[groaning]
But you've got all the jellyfish.
Oh, I want some!
[grunting]
Give me those.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, jelly...!
[shouting]
Ow...
Such a soothing pastime...
[mumbling]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[groaning]
Hey, mister! Look at me, mister! Look at me!
Is there something wrong with me?
[screaming]
I might be able to help you, if you can do something for me.
Anything, Plankton! Anything!
Ever since then,
he's lived the lonely life of a criminal.
C-C-C... Criminal?!
I want you to close your eyes.
Tighter, tighter...
Too tight!
So keep your eyes peeled.
Whatever you say, Cap'n.
Aww...
Patrick, where'd you go?
Oh, there you are.
[laughing]
[groaning]
Ah! Captain Squidward!
Hey, over here!
[laughing]
We tried to warn them.
I can't watch!
Ahem, I believe I was in line first.
Look out below!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[panting]
I'm not taking my eyes off you.
Three days later...
Hmm...
- Hey, SpongeBob. - Hi, Patrick.
Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself!
[laughing]
- The map! - The map! The map!
I gotta see it! I gotta look at it!
- SpongeBob? - Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar about this map?
You mean, like,
that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
[whimpering]
[echoing stomps]
[screaming]
I have an idea how we can... kick things up a notch!
Now, are you men ready for your super...
[both] Super...?
Special...
Special...?!
Secret...
[whispering] Secret...?
Assignment?
[shouting]
Put us out of our misery!
I beg of you, Mr. Krabs!