[humming] Mm. Mm.
Who needs a bathroom when I can shave
and drive to work at the same time?
[laughing]
[humming]
[groaning]
Watch where you're going, you minuscule maniac!
Get bent, Krabs!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ah! You maniac!
Whoa!
[snoring]
- Squidward! [screaming]
What is your problem?
My problem is that you aren't working.
Which means I lose M. U. N. E. E.,
which means you lose your J. O. B.
Remind me again. Is that good news or bad news?
Tentacles, I mean it.
You get back to minding that register.
Minding it for which customer?
I see your point. But still, I'm not paying you
to dream sweet nothings. Do something.
Which way, Cap'n?
Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
That way, Cap'n.
9,997, 9,998, 9,999, 10,000!
Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here!
10,000 paces east.
Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
Weast? What kind of compass you reading, lad?
This one, sir.
That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
The humiliation in here stinks.
This is all your fault, Plankton.
I'm gonna keel haul yer face at lunchtime!
Why wait? Let's take a coffee break! Pow!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing] Swirly!
[laughing]
Hey, I'm trying to read!
Ahh! Hey!
That was delicious.
Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs!
So long, boys.
You see, Squidward,
the restaurant game is all about service.
The customer is always right.
Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful
as me one day.
Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson.
And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab.
What's this?
Bubble money.
At least they left a tip.
[popping]
[growling]
Hee hee. You enjoy your Plankton-free prison,
Eugene
I hope it's worth what you're paying for it.
[laughing]
Hmm. Paying for it? Wonder what he means by that.
Huh?
[yawning]
[snoring]
[shrieking]
[slurping]
[grunting]
More marshmallows for your hot cocoa, Wobbles?
SpongeBob, what are you doing?!
Do you have any idea how much it cost
to make a prison humane?
These down comforters, they're two-ply.
Look ain't no luxury hotel.
These television ain't free!
And neither are these massage chairs!
[crying]
And this your most expensive mistake of all!
From now on, no more patties for prisoners!
[screaming]
Huh?
What in the name of Neptune is going on here?
[grunting]
Oh, yeah, what is happening here?
Plankton, this has you written all over it.
How dare you!
Hey, how'd that get on there?
Okay, it was me. To teach you all a lesson,
I made a robot that eats people who say, "Aww".
So, sue me.
Oh, I don't wanna sue you, Plankton.
I wanna get out of your infernal contraption!
[ringing]
Krusty Krab.
[coughing] Oh, Mr. Krabs, it's...
[coughing]
Squidward.
Mr. Squidward, what are you doing on the phone?
You should be working.
[coughing]
I can't work, too... [coughing] sick.
[sneezing]
You do sound pretty bad.
You sure you're too sick to work?
[chuckles]
I mean- I mean- [coughing]
positive.
Hmm.
Hmm, too sick, eh?
Ooh, I got the cure for what ails ya.
Well you just rest up, Mr. Squidward.
I'll take care of everything.
Okay. Bye. Talk to ya- I- I mean, I mean-
[coughing] Bye.
No one fakes sick on Mr. Krabs and gets away with it.
[groaning]
Then let's go on strike.
Yay, a strike!
♪ We're going on strike ♪
I still don't know what strike means, but,
♪ We're going on a strike ♪
Hey, guess what, Mr. Krabs?
Me and Squidward are going to go on strike.
- A strike? - Yeah.
You mean you're going to make picket signs?
Yeah.
And you're gonna make protest speeches?
Yeah, yeah!
And you're gonna demand me respect?
Yeah!
Oh oh oh.
Oh, just look at that chum, and it's all for me!
Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs.
You foiled too many of my plans over the years
for me not to double cross you now.
This time I have the upper hand.
Get it, [unintelligible]
[laughing] I win. You get nothing!
No!
[shrieking]
You and SpongeBrain can see yourselves out, Krabs.
Tata. [laughing]
Alley-oop!
At least we know we're safe now, Baby Beluga.
[chuckles]
Oh, I just remembered. [chuckles]
I didn't spend all your money at the mall.
Here's your change.
Change?
Oh, the disease must have addled your tiny teenage mind!
Wait! I take it back!
There's still some shoes I wanna buy!
A treasure map.
The only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
Yeah.
Patrick, what are you doing?
Nothing.
Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map.
I'm not looking, I'm touching.
There's no rule against that, is there?
No, guess there isn't.
[squeaking]
Oops, Patrick, it opened by itself.
[laughing]
The map!
The map! I gotta see it. I gotta look at it.
See if it [unintelligible]
- SpongeBob. - Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar about this map?
You mean like, that it's our game board taped
to a piece of paper?
Do you think this is a problem?
Oh, Mr. Krabs!
Sneaking peeks at me treasure map.
- We're sorry. - That's mutiny on my ship.
So you think ol' Cap'n Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
Not at all, Cap'n Krabs. We don't think that at all.
I think that.
I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!
[coughing]
Must be running low on grease.
Oh, well, it wasn't me who sold it
as fire extinguisher recharging fluid.
All right, all right, but I'm not the one who sold it
as acne treatment to high schoolers.
Oh, but you did market it as drinkable vitamins.
That's it! This friendship is over!
We are mortal enemies once more.
Fine by me.
I don't wanna see you ever again. Ever!
[doors slamming]
Whoa, whoa! [rumbling]
[screaming]
This is all your fault!
You trapped us in here.
Oh, I wish I'd never met you.
That goes double for me.
Oh, boy, the three best friends, buried alive together forever.
And it's all thanks to...