How you doin’, This is Mikey Alfred
And this is everything you need to know about me
When I walk into a room
Like being black thats one reason people not to respect me
Being young is another reason for people not to respect me
Then the way I dress is a third reason for people not to respect me
So thats why I always wear dress shoes
Cause when you look down
You should say
Okay all this other stuff I don’t respect
But I respect his shoes
And thats where we start you know
The second you meet someone you say
Hey how you doin’
And then you look down at their shoes
I love Casino, love Good Fellas, I love the Sopranos
I’ve seen it maybe five times
The entire six seasons through
I think I like it so much because
It’s sort of like Skating
Its like this group of friends
They all believe in the same thing
Its all about respect
The clothes
The music
The aesthetic of it I think is my favorite
My favorite mob scene ever
Is in the Sopranos pilot
When the psychiatrist is like
So What happened and he’s like, we had coffee
And then it cuts to this guy dropping a carton of coffee
And this soprano starts chasing him, hits him with his car
You owe me money!
Bam!
Starts beating him up
And then they get in the car and go to like a Deli afterwards
I can’t leave my room if my beds not made
If i’m in my room editing and my girlfriends in the room
And she has like too much stuff laying around my room
I’ll stop and be like
Yo can you just clean up real quick
I can’t deal with this
I’m super weird about my space
I need it to be clean
I hate like socks and stuff laying around
Clean space, clean mind
Water polo is the only sport where I felt like
The kids were weird but not too weird
But the whole thing is about you can’t get mad
When someone bleeds your nose you can’t freak out and yell at them
This kid Chop
He had a ingrown toenail
On his big toe and we’re practicing it’s six in the morning
And he’s scratching all the other kids with his toe on purpose
Yeah he thinks it’s funny
And I’m looking at him like, do not come over here and do that
And he does it to me
Phew, Chop do that again and i’m gonna punch you in the face
He does it again, so I socked him in his face
Coach is like, Mikey! your out!
I get out of the water, the kid chop gets out of the water
And he’s like go to the office
As we’re walking to the office the kids crying
I’m like dude I told you don’t do it
My mom when she came to pick me up
She walked into the office and looked and seen his eye
And went, DAMN!
And the whole office looked like, Oh Shit
I don’t go on Yelp
If I wanna get a good restaurant review, I go to Google Reviews
Yelp is like juiced
When you walk into the restaurant they’ll be like
We’ll give you a free desert if you give us a good review
So then you might be getting a free desert review and not the real review
Nobody is like
Hey we’ll give you a free desert if you give us a good google review
So i check google cause I feel like that’s the real
Sometimes Yelp has good photos, but I don’t check the reviews on Yelp
I think that kids need to get over the idea
That t-shirts and hats are special
So when you get charged $80 for it your being dumb
A polo that’s cut and sew or some jacket
Something that like took some effort, all for it
But a hoodie? or a t-shirt?
c’mon g
I think it’s so crazy
That people are taking t-shirts made by different skate brands
And being like this is like a piece of history
No it isn’t, it’s a t-shirt