This morning
a piece of my private chocolate cake
was stolen
It is my contention that you performed
this vileness, Wormwood, you.
You have two choices, admit your guilt and be punished
or call me a liar...
and be punished.
Think very carefully
about what comes out of your mouth,
Wormwood.
I did not ste-
Chocolate.
Bruce Bogtrotter.
Yes, Miss Trunchbull?
Thank you, Maurice, that will be all.
Staff dismissed.
Come on.
Everybody out.
Everybody out, come on.
Move!
You liked my cake...
didn't you, Bruce?
Yes, Miss Trunchbull.
It was very delicious.
So chocolatey.
And
I'm really very sorry, I-
No, no.
Just as long as you enjoyed the cake.
That's the main thing.
Is it?
Oh, cook.
Be still!
What's the matter, Bogtrotter?
Lost your appetite?
Don't worry...
all you have to do is eat every last crumb.
And if you perform this incredible feat,
I promise you,
all will be forgiven.
Every crumb?
But I'm full.
Oh, no, you're not full.
I'll tell you when you're full.
And I say
that criminals like you
aren't full until they’ve
eaten the entire cake.
But-
You haven’t got time for “buts.”
Eat.
But I can't eat at all.
Headmistress, he'll be sick.
He should have thought of that
before he made a pact with Satan
and decided to steal my cake.
Eat.
He can’t.
Eat.
He surely can't.
Eat.
He might explode.
Eat!
♪ A single slice ♪
♪ Or even two, Bruce ♪
♪ Might have been nice ♪
♪ But even you, Bruce ♪
♪ Have to admit ♪
♪ Between you and it ♪
♪ There’s not a lot ♪
♪ Of difference in size ♪
♪ He can’t! ♪
♪ He can! ♪
♪ He surely can’t! ♪
♪ You are the man, Bruce! ♪
♪ He might explode! ♪
♪ He’s quite elastic ♪
♪ He’s going to blow ♪
♪ Make him stop ♪
♪ He’s fantastic! ♪
♪ Look at him go ♪
♪ I can’t watch! ♪
♪ I think in effect ♪
♪ This must confirm, Bruce ♪
♪ What we all suspected ♪
♪ You have a worm, Bruce ♪
♪ Or maybe your largeness ♪
♪ Is a bit like the Tardis ♪
♪ Considerably roomier inside ♪
♪ He can’t! ♪
♪ He can! ♪
♪ He surely can’t! ♪
♪ You are the man, Bruce! ♪
♪ B-R-O-O-C-E ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ You’ll never again be subject to abuse ♪
♪ For your immense caboose ♪
♪ She’ll call a truce ♪
♪ Bruce ♪
♪ With every swallow you are ♪
♪ Tightening the noose ♪
♪ We never thought it was possible ♪
♪ But here it is coming true ♪
♪ We can have our cake and eat it too ♪
♪ The time has come ♪
♪ To put that Tumbly tum to use ♪
♪ No excuse, Bruce ♪
♪ Let out your belt ♪
♪ I think you’ll want your trousers loose ♪
♪ Ohh, stuff it in! ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ You’re almost finished ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ You’ll fit it in ♪
♪ Whatever you do just don't give in ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ Don’t let her win! ♪
♪ Come on, Bruce, be our hero ♪
♪ Cover yourself in chocolate glory ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ You’ll never again be subject to abuse ♪
♪ For your immense caboose ♪
♪ She’ll call a truce ♪
♪ Bruce! ♪
♪ Just one more bite and you’ll’ve ♪
♪ Completely cooked ‘er goose ♪
♪ We never thought it was possible ♪
♪ But here it is coming true ♪
♪ We can have our cake and eat it... ♪
Go on, Brucie!