- This tastes like a Bath and Bodyworks gone wrong.
(laughing)
- This pizza makes me sad.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, my name's Destiny.
- My name is Stanley.
- And today we'll be guessing which pizza is vegan.
I love meat.
I like pepperoni.
I'll do some sausage here and there.
I like Canadian bacon.
- I would say I eat a lot of meats.
If I eat a pizza it's probably like the meat lover pizza.
I'm pretty sure I've never had vegan pizza,
so we'll see what happens here.
- My relationship with meat,
it's a long, dedicated relationship.
There was a time when I did try to test out
being vegetarian for like a month or so,
and I like, it was hell (laughs).
- I went vegan for a month, actually.
It was fine, it was great,
but I still can't give up meat.
- I think I've had vegan pizza before,
and it was really good.
It was actually so good
that I couldn't tell that it was vegan pizza.
- I feel like I'll be able to tell pretty easily,
especially like vegan cheese is kind of funky.
- That's true.
- So we'll see.
(jazz music)
- All right, blind fold time.
- Oh yes.
- Oh gosh.
- My head is still too fat.
(laughing)
- All right, I am sufficiently blind.
- Same.
- Pizza time.
- [Michelle] Mmm, smells like,
- Smells like traditional pizza.
- [Stanley] Okay.
- Smells good.
Oh, mm-hmm, I know this pizza.
We grew up on these.
- Mm, this reminds me of like pizza you would get
for like high school lunch.
- It reminds me of bagel bites.
- I can already tell it's like a frozen pizza.
That's already a thing. - Yeah.
I think this pizza's real. - Yeah.
- Because it's very familiar. - Yeah,
this is real pizza. - this is real pizza.
This is not vegan.
I'm pretty sure we had these as kids,
so I don't think this is the vegan one.
- I can't really taste the cheese,
but I feel like nothing's throwing me off with it.
- It is a very low quality pizza.
- Yeah.
- I mean it's pretty cheap, (Stanley laughs loudly)
so like, you probably can't taste the cheese,
but it's on there.
- This is good though, I'm almost done with it.
- Okay, but do you think there is actually meat on here?
'Cause I feel like, I don't know,
- Right now I'm not getting any hunches that this is vegan.
- I'll be able to get a better sense once I actually try
the other pizzas and kind of compare.
But, for now I'm gonna say this one is the vegan one.
- I think I disagree.
I think this one is meat.
(both laugh)
I think this one has meat.
- I think this is not a great pizza,
but I'm pretty sure it's still a normal pizza.
I can't really taste the cheese,
the meat though to me
it sufficiently tastes like bad sausage.
(laughs) Seems legit.
Real thing.
The real bad thing.
(jazz music)
- [Michelle] What a gigantic slice.
- From the smell I think this one is cream based.
- Ohh, it smells like garlic, - Garlic
- Bread. - Yes.
- Yes.
- All right, let's see.
Is this just like a plain cheese pizza,
like there's no fake meat on this?
I feel weird like touching the, (laughs)
- I got a weird texture thingy,
like all most like a gooey, slimy, something.
- (gasps) Maybe this is the vegan pizza,
because that's what like vegan cheese is like sometimes.
I don't know.
Oh okay, let me take another bite.
- This one's a little bit trickier.
- I'm leaning towards this is also not vegan.
It doesn't taste like your standard pepperoni.
I don't know if it's a white sauce, or like a,
- Yeah, I guess that's what the thing is,
it's not a tomato sauce.
It's not a normal pizza,
but it's still a dairy product pizza.
- Yeah, I still think it's non-vegan.
I actually, I think this pizza's really good.
It's really flavorful.
I can't really taste cheese,
I do taste some kind of sauce,
but it's really good,
it's like very moist. - Yeah.
- Oh yeah, this is a vegan cheese.
It like sticks to my mouth in this weird way
that only happens when I'm eating this like vegan cheese.
(both laughing)
But, I also wanna say that this is really good.
- I was just gonna say that.
It's good.
- I love it,
because like I'm someone who loves garlic bread,
like when I'm at Olive Garden
I'm like "endless bread sticks."
- I agree with you,
I think the texture of the toppings
is a little different than what I'm used to,
but I'm also confused because like I think
it's playing well with the crust,
so it's like oh, everything makes sense,
it's complementing each other to make it like taste good
because it does taste good,
but there are just little things about it
that make me believe that it is vegan.
Not sure yet though,
I'll need the final one to make my final decision.
(upbeat music)
- Oh.
- Did you smell,
get some smunky, funky smells?
- Yup (laughs)
- [Michelle] Okay, pizza. - Thin crust.
- Doughy.
(menacing sound)
(laughing)
- This pizza makes me sad.
- Oh my God, it's so gross.
- It's so gross.
It's so thin,
it's so dry,
and then when I feel the top of the crust
it feels humongous and I hate crust (laughs).
- Oh my God, this is so bad (laughs)
- And what is this flavor?
- You know what I think this is,
I think this still a normal pizza,
I think it's just a different cheese.
- I object.
- Really?
- Oh my God, I just swallowed it.
That, is wrong.
- Yuck.
- This tastes like a Bath and Bodyworks gone wrong.
(laughing)
Like it's so floury and like weird,
and like chemically.
- Reminds me of real cheese,
like real, real cheese.
Like people who like goat cheese, cheese.
You know.
- I think it's still normal cheese,
but I feel like it's almost a blue cheese
or something like that.
And I think that's like a funky cheese.
- That was funky. - But it's still,
yeah.
- This could be like a gourmet pizza and we hate it.
- Are you taking another bite?
- I just wanna be like,
is it seriously this bad,
like I'm in disbelief,
how could pizza be bad?
- I just don't like it.
I would not buy it.
I don't even wanna take another bite.
- I think that's the vegan one.
- Really?
I am less inclined to think that.
(dramatic music)
- Okay, I think option two is the vegan one.
- I agree.
After trying all three,
I think number two is the vegan option.
- I definitely think the third one is the vegan one.
- I feel like I'm leaning more towards
the second one being the vegan one.
- [Interviewer] And number two is vegan one.
- [In Unison] Yay!
- Well I was right.
- Really?
Oh my goodness.
That was really good.
That was really bad.
- Out of all three, this was the most delicious one.
Like it was really good.
- Number two was my favorite.
- Number two is by far my favorite.
Like flavor wise, is like (kiss).
- (kiss) - Chefs kiss.
- It was delightful.
- I'm like shocked because I feel like my thoughts
on vegan pizza would be like the cheese
would be kind of funny,
and like whatever else on there
that isn't vegetables would be kinda funky,
but this pizza was like really flavorful,
it smelled really good,
the cheese tasted really good.
(Stanley laughing loudly)
I normally, probably would not order a vegan pizza,
like at all,
but after having this I probably would,
like that was really,
I'm still like, my mind is still blown (blast),
that was really good (laughs).
- I was not surprised by how good the vegan pizza was,
I feel like vegan alternatives are often very delicious,
and yeah it didn't disappoint.
- Would I get vegan pizza instead of traditional pizza?
Still no (laughs)
because as much as I loved this flavor,
I would still want like sausage on it,
I would still want bacon or something on top of it.
But it's good to know that there are these alternatives
that are honestly just as yummy,
if not yummier, and you could have it
and still make a choice that is better for the planet.
- I have nothing to add, that was,
- [Interviewer] That was, - Yeah.
(both laugh loudly)
(upbeat music)