Why hello there.
Fancy seeing you here.
Well, I... I knew you would be here so,
I guess it's not that fancy.
I was wondering if I could ask you for a little favor.
I don't ask you for much.
I don't!
Oh no, no. It's not that, I- I gave up on that.
But, I have just been so busy and I was hoping that you could get some signatures for me.
I need it quick. By the end of the day, actually.
I can arrange transportation for you, I just...
Maybe I'm not on the best terms with some of the people
that I need you to get signatures from.
Okay? And I have a very pressing appointment.
Plus, you're so adorable, who could say no to you?
Okay, take this. Here.
You can bring some fancy marker colors just to make it fun!
Which color should I choose?
Blue, of course.
Daisy. There you go.
Your first signature. Okay?
Making it easy for ya.
Alright, go ahead and take that and y'know,
say hi to everyone for me.
Maybe not everyone.
I think I owe Lorelei some money.
Alright, good luck!
Oh, it's you. I only have a moment.
Important clients coming soon, trying to buy out my entire stock of clouds on a stick.
This could be huge for me.
Are you in need of any wares? I have this modern hat.
It changes colors on its own.
And, oh! You could really use this. A toe polisher.
I just can't believe humans walk around with ten of those nasty things.
Oh, you need me to sign something. Daisy, hmm?
She owes me money.
I suppose I could sign for one of my best customers.
Business is booming, as it always is in the summer.
But if I do you this favor, you'll have to give up your fins and family discount for next time.
Wonderful. Purple, then.
There you are.
Now, go on.
Oh my goodness! Your appointment isn't scheduled for awhile yet.
But you must need me if you're here.
How could I help you? Stress? Tension?
Worries? Oh-
A task?
How important! Does it make you feel nervous or are you having a good time?
Oh, good!
May I pour you a cup of tea to go?
It's a special brew I just concocted.
A burden-lifter jasmine oolong blend.
And we might as well put on the mood booster apparatus.
Here you go.
Okay, go ahead and take this and take the energy transfer sphere -
I'll set it to express mode -
Okay, there you go. And while you do that...
Okay, I'll give you my signature.
I assume you want to see Luna, too?
Oh, well I'll call her in. No problem. Alright.
There you are!
Absolutely, it's my pleasure!
I'm really glad to hear you're doing well.
Well, see you soon okay?
Alright, buh-bye!
Well, howdy partner! Oh, I see our good friend Sybil saw you first, didn't she?
Ooh, the mood booster apparatus.
Perfect! Let me check how you did with that energy sphere.
Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh la-la-la-la, yaw!
You transferred some stuff into here, didn't you?
Oh, you're here for a little touch-up? A quickie?
I should not say that. Oh, you want my autograph?
*Sing-songy* Oh, why didn't you say so?
Oh, I am so flattered!
Luna. For my biggest fan! You!
I'm your biggest fan, so it works perfectly.
Aww! It's like a little autograph collection!
This is for funzies? Who are you trying to see next?
Ooh, perfect! Wait, before you go -
Let me give you a little parting gift.
This mist not only smells like a warm cookie crumble,
but it will make you absolutely charming to your next rendezvous.
Ooh! You're welcome! See ya lata, alligata!
Son of a nutcracker, you startled me!
What's wrong? Is it your ears? Did something happen?
Oh, you just need me to sign a document.
You should've said so.
No, no, no. No problem. For some reason, you're less irritating today.
Did you do something to your hair?
Smells nice.
That was simple.
Since you're here, can I please get a measurement from you?
I'm submitting this paper to the prestigious North Pole Medical Journal.
They asked me to write it. That's right. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now, hold still.
Mhm. Mhm. Just as I thought. I mean, look,
I knew I was correct but, it's always nice to have that as concrete evidence.
Be sure to moisturize, by the way. Two times a day.
Mhm.
There you are. Now be off.
Woah! Are you authorized to be in here?!
You. Well, well, well, well, well...
Are you a part of this crime?
Don't play dumb with me, now.
This individual is a class-A, A!
Offender of sleep law. Phone in bed. Caffeine after 3:00 PM.
Eats a large sugary meal right before bedtime.
Not to mention the complete lack of sleep schedule!
Does circadian rhythm mean nothing to you people?
Impossible!
You're getting in my way. There's the door.
A what? A signature? For who?
More paperwork. Just what I need.
Halt.
Let me take a look at you.
Hmm. Are those bags under your eyes?
Yeah, how much sleep did you get last night?
That's what I thought.
Okay... If I sign this then, you pledge to go to bed at a decent hour?
I'm talking 10:30 PM, lights out.
Alright then.
There's your signature. Now go to sleep!
Ah, my quartermaster. Just the person I wanted to see.
Where have you been off to?
The crew's just about to sit down and play a rousing game of dice.
If you don't join, they're going to gain far too much confidence.
We are unstoppable as partners.
What's this? Fascinating. My mark?
Well, alright. Huh, incredible!
You always have the most amusing trinkets.
Was there anything else?
The crew seems in great spirits.
The spoils from sacking No-Knees and his ship proved extremely profitable.
Well, he should think twice about insulting somebody's poor mother.
He got what he deserved.
Off to work more, then?
You ought to take a break sometime.
What good is a pirate's life if you don't get to enjoy it?
Woah! Look who it is!
It's our friend! Are you back to play?
Ooh! For me?
What do you want me to do with this?
Write my name? What a great idea!
Now what should I write it with?
Oh, you brought me markers?
Hmm...
Which color should I choose?
I pick... All of them!
P.
O.
M.
And do it again!
P.
O.
M.
And that's how you spell Pom Pom!
Here you go! Oh, would you like to write your name in my book?
Ta-da! Okay. Right there.
Perfect!
I'll cherish it forever!
Where are you off to? Going to get more names?
Well, I hope you have fun!
I'll see you later!
Hello, I saw you coming.
I have met you outside of my exoplanet.
It would be impossible with your level of cerebral deficiencies for you to survive in there.
Let me check.
You are safe. Earth is quite dangerous nowadays.
Wait, do not tell me why you are here.
I would like to practice reading your mind,
because it has been such a long time since we connected.
You would like to give me something. But not a gift.
A small assignment. How delightful!
I will complete the assignment for you.
I was correct in my reading.
Would you prefer that I write the shortest translation of my personal language label?
Fleeb Florb.
Your species is truly an intriguing lifeform.
Will you be requiring assistance to teleport to your ensuing appointments?
You must go now, lest you begin to decompose at a molecular level.
Oh, it was really rad to vibe with you today.
Good evening, you are back from space. Allow me.
Your robe. And your slippers are in the heating cubby if you so require them. Very good.
Were your meetings all up to your standard today?
I would expect nothing less. The day was quite busy, so you deserve
some rest and relaxation in order to perform at top capacity, as I know you would like to do.
Would you be interested in debriefing while I pour you a glass of sparkling Italian spritz?
Very good, very good.
Well, that sounds like a productive day. Here you are.
Oh, I would have accompanied you to such meetings.
You require my signature as well? Please, say no more.
I would be honored.
I see I am the last signature needed for... what is this document, exactly?
This paper, it has - It has been modified.
Forgive me, but it is my protocol to confirm any suspicions with you and never assume...
Did you know?
I will uncover the truth, then.
Do you wish for this to happen?
Because I will sign.
Oh no. Okay, we will burn it.
That was a close one. Please, you could not have known.
It is sickening that someone would have taken advantage of your
kindness and generosity like this.
Daisy.
Go to bed. I have a call to make.