[INTRO MUSIC]
Geoff : Oh, I got my f*cking combat sl-
I got my combat Flip Flops on
Michael : I got blood all over my f*cking knuckles
Gavin : You got -snickers-
Michael : I'm covered in blood
Gavin : Have you always been wearing flip flops?
Geoff : No I-I started wi- It was my ode to the beach bum pack
Michael : Dude The Beach...the beach bum. Look we've all got flip flops on. Gavin : Oh...I didn't
Michael : except- Oh no Ray you chan- Ray : No I changed back Michael : Ray you changed back
Ray : No longer beach bums
Gavin: Yeah....
Geoff : Alrite everybody come to me ( :P Oh Geoff I'm gonna come all over you alright ;) ) (Michael Saying something While Geoff is speaking)
Michael : I intergrated it into my uh....
Geoff : Remember a long time ago we did a little thing called "King of the Mountain" in Red Dead Redemption?
Ray : I was there. Michael : Yeah....
Gavin : That was years ago right? Michael : It wasn't that long ago.
Geoff : Geoff and Ryan and Michael- Michael : Gavin and Me Geoff : Michael and Gavin yeah.
Gavin : It was this very mountain but 200 years ago Ray : -Looks at Geoff's Flip Flops- Nice Flip Flops Geoff
Thanks man. And uh.... so now we are going to do it in GTA.
So everybody Ray : Socks and Sandals and F*ckin Shoebe Michael : Did you know Red Dead Redemption was almost 200 years before this
Gavin : What? when was it?
Michael : It's like the early like 20th century
Gavin : Oh it was? Michael : Yeah It's like 19-something Geoff : Oh god.....
Gavin : Ah well...you know Geoff : Cowboys lived in the time of Jesus according to Gavin
(Team Lads Laughing)
Ray : And dinosaurs.
Michael : Alrite! King of the mountain baby.
Geoff : Alrite, So everybody get all bunched up Michael : Fight to the death, Let's do this
Geoff: alrite Michael I'm ready
Geoff : WHO'S GONNA BE THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN ROUND 1!!!! uh?.....First one with 2 victories wins GO!!!
(Gavin Laughs) Michael : OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Gavin : Oh! Geoff : Who ran away?
Michael : Kickin, Throwin Hay Makers, It was Ray.
Geoff : Ray's f*ckin...C- Michael : Ow (Gavin Grunting)
Geoff : Ray obviously doesn't know how to play
Michael : ah see- You beat Gavin to death Gavin : Oh... (Geoff Cackling)
Michael : You didn't f*cking realize that like fucking friendly fire isn't on so uh... Ray : TIME TO ENTER THE FRAY!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Ow!
Michael:...you're gonne do damage. We're gonna punch each other to death.
Ray: We're gonna beat the sh*t out of each other
Michael: Get off Geoff! AAAHHHH
[All laughing]
Ray: You b*tch slapped me
Geoff: How do we turn friendly fire off?
Michael: Ray's dodging! You son of a b*tch!
Ray: King of the Mountain, baby
Michael: Alright so Ray won, not King of the Mountain but...
Michael:...people fighting on top of a mountain
Geoff: How do we turn friendly fire off?
Ray: You don't. Michael: You didn't plan that far ahead did you?
Ray: Welcome to all of our Let's Plays
Michael: We have to be on a team to not do damage to each other
Geoff: Oh, well we'll just have to f*cking fight it out then
Michael: Well that was a waste of time
Geoff: Ray won round one!
Gavin: Round one
Geoff: First to three victories
Michael: We could be doing this on the street, it makes no difference!
Geoff: It's gonna make a difference if you fall off the mountain
Gavin: You can see all the footprints here
Michael: It's so dumb
Ray: [Laughing] Oh ya, the footprints
Gavin: Uhhh what can we fight with that's less damaging than a...
Gavin: Ow, OW!
[While Gavin yells OW repeatedly] Michael: Nothing, a fist is the least damaging
Gavin: Geoff, Geoff!
Geoff: Get off!
Ray: He's got a knife!
Michael: Maybe if you use a knife or broken bottle it'll do less damage
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Ray's just watching
Ray: Dude I got a nightstick
[Geoff laughs while Gavin repeatedly yells OW]
Ray: You guys are beating the shit out of each other
Ray: Oh! Geoff: [Laughs] Gavin: AAHHH
Ray: There goes Gavin
Geoff: [Laughing still]
Michael: Hey Ray! Ray: Hey
Michael: BOOSH! Ray: OOOH
[Michael and Geoff laughing]
Michael: Hey Geoff!
Geoff: AAAHHH
Michael: Come here you son of a b*tch!
Michael: You're going off Geoff: AAHHH
Ray: Oh my god you kicked him right off the edge
Michael: He keeps dying from the kick not from the fall
Geoff: Michael won round two
Michael: No Ray's still here
Ray: OOHH MY GOD
Geoff: Michael won round two!
Gavin: Let's restart
Michael: [Laughing maniacally]
Gavin: God damn
Ray: My f*cking innards
Michael: [still laughing]
Gavin: Alright, let's restart
Geoff: So we're just gonna keep doing this?
Michael: I guess
Geoff: Alright let's do it!
Michael: This is certainly not King of the Mountain but
Geoff: Sure it is! Ray: This is just brawl on a hill
Michael: [to Geoff] it's not
Geoff: It's absolutely
Gavin: Let's get right on the very tippy edge
Geoff: Right on the tippy edge
Michael: Idiots
Ray: Oh we're gonna fight right here, okay
Michael: AAAAHHHH
Geoff: Alright
Michael: Oh, sh*t
Geoff: ROUND THREE B*TCHES
[Everyone yelling and laughing]
Michael: I win!
[More yelling and laughing]
Michael: I win! I'm the only one left
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: WooHoo!
Ray: Oh my god Michael: I win!
Michael: I win all the...I win all three Ray: Jesus
Ray: I'm alright, I'm okay
Gavin: Didn't see that coming, I don't know why
Michael: Dude I saw you go right over my head
[Geoff laughing hysterically]
Gavin: Alright, climb back to the top Ray: Alright
[Geoff still laughing]
Gavin: Was that my car as well?
Michael and Geoff: Ya
Michael: Ya it was. Ow!
Geoff: It was your car Michael: Ray, what the f*ck?
Ray: I wanna be King of the Mountain
Michael: Ya, you f*cking son of a b*tch
Gavin: Did the grenades come out?
Ray: I won the only legit one
Ray: Semi-legit
Michael: Wait, am I shooting at you Gavin or Ray?
Ray: We all look the same
Michael: Ya, you do
Ray: It's raining
Michael: [singing] Ooh baby, it's raining, raining. Rocket into me
Michael: [singing] into me. Ray: It's like D-Day
Gavin: Pack that in, you son of a b*tch!
Michael: Are we ready?
Michael: Was that you trying to hit me?
Gavin: Ya
Ray: Geoff, your f*cking flip flops
Michael: Alright, we waiting?
Gavin: Ya let's all like, let's get right not the very...
Michael: Oh no, my health
Gavin: Get on the edge tip
Gavin: No cars, no bats, no RPGs
Michael: Alright
Michael and Geoff: No cars, no bats, no RPGs
Geoff: Got it Michael: So Geoff's gonna do something besides..
Ray: He's got a bottle
Michael: Geoff, stop! Geoff!
Ray: Fistacups only Geoff: Alright
Gavin: Ray your a damn mile away!
Michael: I love how Ray starts all the way over there
Ray: My bad
Gavin: Ray likes to watch and then kick the last man standing
Ray: Well it worked
Michael: Ready? One...two...three
Michael: Get Gavin!
[laughing]
Geoff: Dog pile on Gavin!
Michael: Push him off! Push him off!
[laughing and fight sounds]
Michael: Come here, you f*cker
Michael: Ooooh oh no no no!
[Laughing and fighting sounds]
Michael: I'm going down! I'm gonna die!
Michael: I'm gonna die!
Michael: I got brain damage, Ray murdered me
Gavin: Get off the...umph
Ray: Yaaa!
Michael: This is more of like, corpse disposal
Michael: Like you murder people and then their dead bodies...
Geoff: I can't get up!
Michael:...just roll off the f*cking cliff
Ray: So do I win cuz Geoff can't get up?
Geoff: I can't get up to kick Ray's ass!
Michael: No you can do it Geoff
Ray: Just go around, you're going the right way
Michael: It's a hiatus
Ray: Geoff you're right there Michael: Come on Geoff
Ray: Geoff's got a f*cking bottle!
Geoff: AAHHH Come here b*tch!
[Laughing and fighting sounds]
Ray: I still kicked your ass!
Michael: You got your ass kicked
[Laughing]
Geoff: Alright, Ray wins round three
Geoff: Or round, whatever it is Michael: Round four!
Michael: Round three was the car
Geoff: Oh my god, stupid idiot is so much fun
Ray: F*cking do it
Michael: Guys, did something happen to my car?
Michael: My insurance company's calling
Geoff: [laughs] Michael: Guys?
Michael: I'm rolling down the hill, f*ck!
Gavin: Should we just have a foot race to the bottom?
Geoff: Ya, round five is foot race to the bottom
Michael: Alright, alright Ray: [laughs]
Michael: I can't get up! F*ck
Ray: This is like the mountain Olympics
Gavin: Mountain Olympics, exactly
Ray: Mid-video change
Michael: Ya we need to change the name of this at some point
Gavin: So we've done the fist fight portion of the Olympics
Michael: We've done the fist fight, the baseball bats, the car, the rocket launcher...
Geoff: Ya, it's Mountain Olympics
Ray: OW!
Ray: You doggy punched me
Michael: Dude my guys swung so hard
Geoff: Ya he did Ray: Calm down sandals!
[Geoff laughs]
Michael: Got something to say to me brother?
Michael: Got something to say to me??
Geoff: Where's Gavin?
Michael: I don't know! Where are you, d*ckhead?
Gavin: Umm, I'm climbing up
Gavin: Hang on, almost there
Michael: Always waiting for Gavin
Gavin: Hang on
Geoff: Always waiting for Gavin
Gavin: There we go
Gavin: Finally made it
Geoff: Alright we can do the footrace to the bottom, that'll be fun
Ray: So we're just gonna jump off...
Geoff: Uh huh
Ray: [singing random tune]
Michael: So what are we doing, race this time?
Geoff: Ya Gavin: Were you pointing...?
Michael: I was pointing a rocket at you the whole time
Gavin: So first one, what can we see?
Ray: First one to the water?
Gavin: First one to the water. Ready?
Geoff: Or last person alive
Geoff: On your marks, get set, go!
Michael: Why would you jump?
[random yelling]
All: Oh god. Oh F*ck!
Ray: God damn it, get up!
Geoff: Get up you idiot!
Ray: That was...alright
[Michael laughing]
Michael: I'm in the lead!!!
Michael: GOOO MAN!!!
[Michael laughing]
Geoff: Go me!
Michael: Go shades, go!
Michael: Dude, the vest is helping me right now
Ray: Dude the f*cking sandals I'm like...
Michael: Oh no!
Michael: Oh sh*t Geoff jumped over my head
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: No Geoff! Geoff: [Laughs harder]
Ray: I need you guys to f*ck up
Ray: Hey, there's your car!
Michael: [over-exaggerated panting]
Ray: Oh f*ck I tripped over my shoe laces
Gavin: Oh oh oh oh oh oh Ray: What's up?
Ray: What's up Vav?
Michael: It's neck and neck Geoff! Geoff: I'm gonna win!
Michael: [laughs] Geoff: I'm gonna win!
Geoff: Redemption!!!!
Geoff: I'm gonna win!!!!
[Michael still laughing]
Michael: You motherf*cker Geoff: GO!!
Michael: Get back here!
Geoff: GO! Michael: Oh, sh*t!
Geoff: It's kicking off behind us!
Ray: It's not me
Geoff: Oh god!
Ray: Geoff's gonna win
Ray: Geoff's gonna win!
Geoff: I'm in the water!!!
[Celebration noises]
Michael: Congratulations Geoff
Geoff: Thanks! Celebrate!
Gavin: That shot of all of us...
Ray: Did you just shank him in the water?
Ray: The hell was that?
Ray: OH!
[Michael and Geoff laugh hysterically]
Ray: Like what's that flashing thing in the water?
[laughing harder]
Michael: I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT
Michael: COME GET SOME
Geoff: God damn
Geoff: Let's stop I guess right?
Geoff: It's not gonna get any better than that
Ray: Was that a Things to Do?
Michael: Certainly Geoff: Absolutely, easily
[Outro theme]