Shawn and Angela are so cute together.
Maybe next weekend, the four of us could go out...
(CHUCKLES) "The four of us."
What?
Shawn's two-week rule.
So I guess that's it. It's over.
Two weeks. You knew that going in.
I did.
Wait. Where are you going?
(SCOFFS) Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were done letting me down easy.
Go ahead.
Never mind.
Are you okay?
You're just taking this so well.
It was a great two weeks. We had fun.
Yeah. We did.
So?
So...
See ya?
That Angela's all right. I'm gonna miss her.
Well, then why did you break up with her?
As they say south of the border, dos semanas.
Shawn, you guys were really getting along!
You know, your two-week rule is dumb.
No, no, no. His one-week rule was dumb.
His two-week rule shows growth.
Shawn, just face it. You're afraid to make a commitment.
I'm not afraid to make a...
I've been with Cory for 15 years.
Ah, they've been good years.
You worked very hard at it.
Hey, it takes two.
Stop!
You're afraid to get to know someone.
You're afraid of letting someone get to know you.
And unless you get over this,
you're going to go through life all alone.
Except for Cory, who will bring you magazines and pudding.
There. I think I got through to him.
(SIGHS)
Sure, you did, honey, and now he wants to hear
what she has to say.
What did Topanga mean about me being afraid to commit?
You know, most relationships don't work out,
and I just want to get out before anyone gets hurt, okay?
Shawn, we just want you to be happy.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, look. Somebody left their purse.
Hmm.
Hey, Mr. Feeny, we found this purse.
Who runs the lost and found?
I do, Mr. Matthews.
I teach English, history and film,
and I run the lost and found.
We'll put up a notice.
Would you?
Maybe you should go through it and see if there's any ID.
No. Not gonna.
I once went through my mom's purse.
Yeah. I can't look at her anymore.
Okay. Stand back. I'm going in.
(CLEARS THROAT) Okay. No wallet. No ID.
Well, there's got to be something in there
that lets us know who she is, right?
Lip gloss. She cares about her lips.
(SNIFFS) Hmm.
Kiwi mango.
No way!
(SNIFFS) Kiwi... That is so sexy!
Do you know that the Ted Koppel show
called that "the lip gloss of forbidden love"?
And look at this, a book of sonnets.
(LAUGHS) Shakespeare, I hear he's good.
Notice the bookmark.
A ticket stub to a Van Damme movie.
Only the greatest actor ever made.
Okay, so what we got here is a purse-losing, lips-protecting,
poetry-reading, Van Damme-loving gal.
Wow. I'd give her two weeks.
Mr. Feeny!
Hey.
Anyone call about that purse yet?
"Love is not love
"Which alters when it alteration finds
"Or bends with the remover to remove"
No one called, huh? Bummer.
Anyway, listen.
Topanga and I were talking about your problem.
I don't have a problem.
We feel that if you met the right girl...
Wait, wait, wait.
Is this you or Topanga talking?
She decided we're one person. Anyway,
Topanga's got this friend.
Debra. No. No, no, no.
I don't want to be fixed up.
Hey, you know what else I found in this purse?
A guitar pick, a Greenpeace sticker
and a box of Sno-Caps,
only the greatest movie snack ever made.
Wait a minute. Shawn. Listen.
Don't you want that feeling?
What feeling?
You know, that feeling you get when you meet someone special.
It's the feeling I get every day when I'm with Topanga.
You know, it's warm and happy and fuzzy.
I can't describe it, but there are bunnies.
Lots of bunnies.
You know, we just want you to have that feeling. Okay?
So meet Debbie.
Fine. I'll meet Debbie.
Good.