You see Aunt Kiki? Come on, let's go.
Come on, baby. Hey, give me a hand.
Come on. Let me do it this time.
Oh, boy.
Kid, what are you getting, pretty girl?
Oh, wow.
Okay. Come on.
Somebody Stinky. Is it you, Lulu?
Hey, you Stinky.
Come here. Oh, Z.
Hey, bubba.
I'm gonna go change her diaper.
Here, give that to Rabbi for a minute.
Diaper changing in public is like my number one thing I can't stand doing even though
Adam's around. I'm going to be changing the diapers regardless because I don't want my
girls going into the stinky boys bathroom.
It's nasty poo girlfriend.
It's you. You're the one that's stinking up the place here.
Adam. Hey.
And you poo poo poo Z.
Hey, will you grab me up two diapers?
I guess I'll just go shuffle these to Daniel and babe.
Yeah. Hey, uh, I got two more.
Knock, knock. I got two more for you.
So here we are, making a line out the bathroom door.
We're just hang out right there for a minute.
You stink.
So I'm changing Riley's diaper, and she's all good.
And then it's like I still smell something atrocious.
Oh, my God.
Parker. Kate. Adam.
Parker. Kate.
Poop all up the back.
It's, like, disgusting.
Now, what am I supposed to do?
Parker, don't put it on me.
What do you.
Need? Go look in the diaper bag.
I don't. I think I might have an extra shirt.
The pants look. Okay, but give me a different shirt.
That's all.
We need. All right, Come on.
Watch out. Watch out. Uh oh.
Pick that up. Apparently, we need the whole diaper bag.
Parker went nuclear in there, I think.
Hey. Yeah.
Here's the. Oh, my God.
Yeah.
We got to leave. After this because I'm embarrassed to have poop everywhere.
Do you have. Do you have something to wipe it off?
I'm going to throw up.
And it's everywhere.
It's like, how is this even possible?
It's like baby's poop defies gravity sometimes.
Let's go. Where are they?
Hey. Oh, my God. Let's get our stuff together.
Hey, let's go.
Parker had a poop explosion all up her back.
It smells like stomach attack in the bath.
Oh, my God.
Blake, Shoes on. Get your shoes.
Hey, come on, baby.
I mean, this is happening, like, way too often.
Come on, Hayes.
Diaper blowouts. It can happen at any time.
You can't really plan for it.
You just hope you're not in a very public place.
That's embarrassing. Thank you.
Thank you. I think we're going to have to stay home for a little while.
Thank the Lord. It's not raining.
Your bracelet said, Mama, we're home.
Who's that? We got all kinds of goodies.
What on earth?
Of course, Daddy comes home with.
Daddy got treats.
You want a snack.
So, of course, Adam comes home with his.
I went to pick up pastries, but bought the whole store.
That's typical Adam.
Cakes, cookies, all kinds of sugary stuff.
I can only imagine the sugar high these kids are all going to get.
Look at Rye. Rye cookie.
Deep purple cookies.
See? Purple cookie.
Lulu. Which one to use?
Lulu.
The quince don't really get a lot of sugar that often, but every now and then we'll give
them a little bit. So anytime that they get a cookie or something, it's like heaven in
their mouth.
Y'all getting your sugar rush?
How about we break those cookies in half or something?
Oh, Parker, what's going on?
What's up, Parker?
What is that?
I see Parker walking over, and it was like, where did this poo poo come from?
Because I don't know where you were at.
So, like, where did.
Where did this.
Follow your nose?
Oh, my lord.
Would you eat for lunch, girlfriend?
Oh, my gosh. Adam, look, it's all smeared right here.
It's on the floor.
Parker, Did you do that on the floor?
Oh, it smells horrible.
No. Right. Get away from me.
Of course you would do it.
Come on, let's go.
Parker, do you still had her cookies in her hand?
They were just like crumbs of cookies.
Poop all over her.
And taking them away is going to make her more upset.
And I'm like, Don't touch the poop and put the cookie poop in your mouth.
Yeah, the cookie poop.
Okay.
I agree.
Did you see what Parker did with her Poo poo?
No more of that.
No more sneaking off and playing with poop.
Okay.
But I sure am tired of cleaning up after you everywhere.
You want the rest of your cookie?
Oh, parenting.
So great. Daddy.
So I feel like it still stinks.
You clean the floor good enough?
I think so.
I just checked all the girls.
I think one of them's just farting a bunch.
You must be big girl.
Okay, let's put panties on.
We've got our potties.
And I just really think that we need one more hand in here to help potty train these
five babies. So it's time to call Mimi.
Would it be. Would it be.
Oh, my gosh.
P. P. P.
P. Triple t. Triple t.
P. P.
One thing we don't need is more P songs.
We get a p p r, we get a beep beep.
And if there's one time that I'll let Mimi do something.
You want to potty train these girls?
Go ahead. I don't have room in the bathroom for five toilets.
Why don't we do it outside?
What a nice thing to add to the backyard.
This is our home decor.
Does everybody have their panties off?
Yeah. Now go sit down and put your foot.
Don't put your foot in it.
There was no plan.
I mean, we didn't really have set up yet what we were actually going to do.
So we're giving them juice and like, it just started.
You guys sit on the potty.
Not the lid.
Rye. Rye. You got t.
Yo, yo. Oh, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch it, watch it, watch it.
Thought I might have a heart attack before I'm 55.
Buddy. Right here.
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
Look at Parker peeing over there.
She lifted her dress up and just peed.
I don't think it's going to work.
They weren't really interested in the potties, which was the sad part of it all.
Hey, Zoe. You want to go sailing potty?
No. You know, the girls are just walking around, like, peeing everywhere, and we're
just marking their territory.
Audra, where's my juice?
Ooh. Did you just poop?
Uh oh.
And she just stepped in it.
Oh, she did. Oh, gosh.
Move, move, move! Riley?
Sam, come here. Riley.
Gross. Parker.
Did it look like buddy?
Where's the ohs?
How does one poop and not even squat?
The potty training thing.
It's just.
It's failing. It's just not really going as I planned it.
This is worse than wiping y'all's butts.
Really? This is not working for me.
I'm sending you all to a camp.
I don't know if I want to do.
This anymore after today because it did not work.
No. Half of them are scared now of the damn toilets.
They're just not.
Ready. Yeah, I.
Think we're too much. Too, too many hands or something.
No, it's just. They're not ready.
Adam's idea. And now I'm doing it, and it just goes to show that I always need a plan
because it's just chaos.
But Adam's probably not going to understand how much of a disaster this really was.
When I try to explain to him.
Who wants to put a diaper back on.
I'm over it. We're all wearing diapers for another 15 years.