("Angel of Music" by Andrew Lloyd Webber)
- Yo, yo.
What's up?
Ben "Crawdaddy" Crawford here
for this week's episode of
"Face Off."
So, right now, we're trying to decide,
what is the topic this week for the vlog?
What are we gonna do this week for the vlog?
So, I decided to ask the cast and crew
to see what would be a great idea this week.
Let's go see what they said.
(footsteps thudding)
Doesn't everyone walk like this?
Like this?
Do you walk like this?
Am I the only one?
Tell me if I am.
♪ Pig nose ♪
♪ He's got a pig nose ♪
(tongue clicking)
♪ He's got a pig nose ♪
♪ Gonna make you touch your toes ♪
I don't know.
Oh, is that, that's a tuna sandwich that smells?
Hey, John.
- Hi. - How are you today?
Today is Tuesday the what, the 11th?
- The-- - No, 21st!
- The 21st. - That was 10 off.
- You had one number right.
- I got one thing right.
One thing right.
- The show starts in 15 minutes.
- [Ben] 14 minutes.
- And in 14 minutes I'm going to transform
into a very old man.
But right now.
- [Ben] You mean you're just gonna transform
into a man?
(laughing)
Right?
John, I don't know what I'm doing this week.
They just posted this week's,
and I was sick in Baltimore doing it.
So, you can imagine how fun it was.
- I can only imagine.
- [Ben] John, what am I gonna do this week?
- Why don't you
go around and ask people
what their childhood traumas are.
- [Ben] That's a good one, I like that.
What if this week's show was just asking people
what I think I should do this week?
- It could be that,
but I don't know how entertaining that would be.
- John, if I'm a part of it-- - Even though,
even though, I'm pretty sure that--
- [Ben] It's gonna be (beep) entertaining.
- The current segment is riveting AF.
- [Ben] John, can I show them your dressing room?
- Yeah, please.
- [Ben] Look at all this stuff, guys.
He's got bottles and books and paintings,
and a, is that an elephant or a wooly mammoth?
- [John] That is an elephant,
and it is from New Zealand.
- Oh, it's so small. - I don't know if elephant
is a thing from New Zealand,
but my grandma gave that to me years and years ago.
- [Ben] Well, if it's from New Zealand,
I didn't realize they were so tiny.
So, it's alive?
- [John] It is alive.
- [Ben] Oh, should I,
I don't-- - No!
Don't touch it! - Oh yeah, okay.
All right, I won't.
- [John] My newest possession is behind you.
And I-- - No swimming!
Don't do it!
- [John] I pulled that from the beach in my hometown.
Don't tell.
And then, I just got that out of the trash
because the souvenir store
on the corner of 43rd and 9th just closed.
- So guys, listen to this.
There's a souvenir shop right there on 45th and 8th.
Isn't that right?
Yeah, right there, right?
It's between,
it's on 8th between 44th and 45th.
Closest to 45th.
It closed.
And so all of their stuff was outside,
and the Phantom cast rifled through it.
- [John] Really cleaned up.
- Really cleaned up.
People got clothes.
It was memorable.
- [John] Ben, do you wanna help me with my makeup?
- Yes, I do wanna help you with your makeup.
- [John] You wanna draw them?
- [Ben] Yes, I do.
What is this, a coyote?
- [Reporter] His two-year-old son.
- It was snapping and attacking and lunging.
- [Ben] Oh, whoa.
Sounds like Johnson Nights at the club.
Am I right, am I right?
It was snapping and attacking and lunging?
- Hey, well, if I had a nickel.
- You'd have a dollar 25
because you have done it 25 times.
- 'Cause they call me the coyote
out on these streets.
- [Ben] You looking for your Road Runner?
- Ah, yeah.
That was my favorite
Looney Tunes cartoon. - That was the best, right?
- Yeah. - It was so good.
No matter what, he planned everything.
Road Runner's gonna win.
- I think, who is the Road Runner
in our relationship?
And who is the coyote?
- [Ben] Well, I think,
like, in real-life relationship?
- Yeah! - I don't know.
I think I'm probably the coyote both times.
You're too slick and suave to be the coyote.
- Correct. - Just think if Wile E. Coyote
was the Phantom.
He'd be like, "Go!" with the chandelier,
and it would hit him,
but way off-stage and 20 feet away.
(laughter)
- I think that there should be
some sort of remount
or we should do a-- - Yeah.
- Our own interpretation. - All right,
we're closing this and we're opening a new one.
- [John] Okay.
(speaking gibberish)
- [Ben and John] Meep, meep!
- Jeremy. - Yes?
- [Ben] What do you think we should do
for the vlog this week?
- The vlog?
- Yeah. - Interesting.
- [Ben] What do you think?
- Well, that's more than a thought for one.
For a quick question.
- [Ben] Guys, guys, what should I do
for the vlog this week?
- Oh, hey, I think it should be
a nerve-racking-- - Something fun?
- Yeah, something fun! - Does it involve
pop rocks and soda?
- [Ben] Pop rocks and soda.
I like it. - Let's do ode to TikTok.
We can do a lip-sync
and some stuff. - Yes.
- [Ben] We're gonna do that.
We're gonna do that. - Yes.
- [Ben] Ray, what should I do
on the vlog this week?
- [Ray] Oh, I don't know.
- [Ben] Okay.
Carlton, what should this week's vlog be about?
- Marshmallows? - Great, love it.
Chris. - Yes?
- [Ben] What should this week's vlog be about?
- This week's vlog should be about
the football sport championship coming up.
- [Ben] Football sport championship?
- Yeah. - Sounds good.
- Go, 9ers!
Woo!
- [Ben] Should it be about the 9ers?
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Oh my gosh, hello! - Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
- Yes, yes? - What should
this week's vlog be about?
- It should be about a young understudy
longing for the chance to be on stage,
behind a mask.
(laughter)
- [Ben] Good answer, good answer.
- What?
(screaming)
(laughing)
Why do I scream every time?
- I don't know. - What do you want?
- [Ben] I wanna know
what I should do for the vlog this week.
(sighing)
- Can we just eat ice cream
on the vlog? - Eat ice cream, I like that.
- That's what I wanna do.
You wanna do that? - Good idea.
Yeah, eat ice cream. - I think people would love
to watch us eat ice cream.
- [Ben] I know, we can try and get permission to do it.
It might be a Rocky Road.
- Oh.
(laughing)
Oh, bad joke.
- [Ben] Natalie, Natalie, Natalie.
What should the vlog be this week?
- I mean, there's nothing wrong with eating ice cream.
- You suck. - No, you pick another thing.
- [Eryn] You have to come up
with something else! - You can't be,
just affirm someone.
- How about we eat cookies? - Although, my idea was great.
- [Ben] What? Cookies?
- We sample different cookies
from different bakeries.
- [Ben] What if we get cookies and ice cream,
and we eat them?
- Yes!
We can make cookie ice cream sandwiches!
- [Ben] This is what I was thinking
in my heart. - In your heart of hearts?
- [Ben] Like a Levain cookie with an ice cream on it?
- Stop, I can't!
That's like, that's my dream.
- [Ben] Yeah, it would be
the chocolate, peanut butter
Levain cookie. - Yes!
- With vanilla ice cream. - What kind of ice cream?
Just vanilla? - Vanilla!
Yeah. - Yeah, just vanilla!
- [Ben] Don't mess that up!
- You can't, I know. - Okay.
- I know. - Don't mess that up.
- You're right, you're right. - I pick
the cookies and cream cookie
from-- - No one cares, Natalie.
Raquel, Raquel.
What should the vlog
be about this week? - Oh my god!
I'm half naked! - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm kidding!
The vlog should be about
Carlotta and her life,
and how important she is in the show.
- [Ben] Okay, all right.
I'll get right on that.
Any ideas for this week's vlog, guys?
Anything? - Ooh.
- What does the Phantom do when?
Dot, dot, dot. - I love it.
- Ooh, that's good. - That's good.
- Phantom's favorite video games.
- Like, what does he do
right before he goes to sleep?
What does he do right before
he uses the bathroom? - He reads.
He poops.
He reads and poops and reads and poops and reads.
Hey, Ray.
He reads and poops and reads and poops.
♪ Angel of music ♪
♪ He reads and poops ♪
So we've got a lot of great ideas for this week.
I will get back to you guys,
and let you know exactly
what we're gonna do for the vlog.
So please,
check out this week's episode of "Face Off."
And we will figure out
what the topic is gonna be for the,
oh, wait a second.
("Angel of Music" by Andrew Lloyd Webber)