And just today, when I wore these pants that are a just little...
...bad in the crotch.
Here we go.
This must be allowed.
You can call it lime.
Here you go.
A waffle, monsieur.
Goodbye!
Here you go!
There's nothing!
There's not a single tear.
I haven't had a bad childhood.
And I have been taken behind an altar and...
Here, of course, the girls will be on a whole different level.
They just have to think about yesterday and the cup will be full.
Is it cold?
Have you not gotten further?
What have you done, Bård?
It's been in the microwave but it didn't work.
Vegard has, guaranteed, gone for the most nerdy solution.
If Vegard has... 'I'll make myself a siphon!'
A siphon, yes!
A siphon?
If there's liquid, Vegard will always go for siphon.
A garden hose siphon!
Hose and siphon.
Shall we take a look? Yes, let's do that!
This is fantastic! There's a garden hose right here.
If someone has just taken som slalom skiboots and sawed them off, or something...
...it's such a disappointingly bad idea.
You've just ruined a shoe.
THIS is making a shoe.
What's the drying time for these shoes, then?
It is...
...24 hours.
Ok, don't do any cutting back to...
...'using existing shoes is cheeting'!
'If someone has just taken som slalom skiboots and sawed them off, or something...'
'...it's such a disappointingly bad idea.'
I just have to...
...I think I'm gonna go over and try to find someone that can drive far.
Exuce me!
Are you going far? Are you finished now?
Can I set this in you car and we'll just drive?
I know this is really strange.
Do you do this a lot? People with toy houses that needs moving?
First time.
It's the first time?
Can I borrow that for like a minute?
Thanks! Thank you so much!
Okay!
Yes! Why wasn't he here before?
And I would like, Olli, even though you're standing there...
...being Sweden or Switzerland or whatever you are...
...and refuse to take a stand, I would love for you to see that there is no water left in the bottom here.
Now I'm happy.
Well, I'm Finnish so...can't forget that.
But they were on the nazis side.
At least in the beginning of the war, and then they went over to...
...ours? Later?
Are you seriously wondering? Yes.
That's... Dry!
It's moisture. MOISTURE!?
Now I'm using grandpas method of wiping with the whole roll.
If we're gonna talk, right, I want to write things down...
...and here, for example, it says: (speaks backwards)
Right?
It'll sound totally weird if you just read it like that, right?
So you have to record it and you have to reverse it...
...and then you have to...
...rehearse it the way it sounds.
All the ducks shall fall down. You have to stand behind the white line when the ducks fall.
You can NOT touch the ducks! No you can't!
I'll say it works 1 out of 10 times.
Yes, those are the times I do it.
I'm unable to deliver some lighthearted comments...
...I feel I'm just getting totally pissed at this whole assignment.
'You wanna join this show? It's supposed to be really cool.' 'Yeah, cool!'
Atle Antonsen, shit dude.
I'm probably in last place. And I'm doing everything wrong...
...and it's actually just a fun solution like 'you could just take of the lid'.
'You could just...there's like no problem with that assignment.'
Only now do I realize how frustrating this was when you were 2 years old...
...and your parents were standing there like...
'Yes! Are you gonna put it in there?'
I'm not able to do it with my mental capasity.
Alright?
The only thing I have is aggression.
ATLE ANTONSEN!
Is a bitch!
'Daddys gonna be a little late home from work today...'
'...because he needs to stop at the liquor store and buy everything they have.'
Done!
I'm spending all my time on this.
There's no doubt about that.
Come on! A little faster in here now!
Oh yeah!
Hey. Are you so good coming over here to daddy?
(in 'Ivo Caprino' voice) "Oh, it's surely not all that bad. All you have to do is just stop your blinking."
[Finnish sounding gibberish]
Maybe I can get a small camera...
...and keep filming?
Vegard came second with 37 minutes.
37!? It's super long!
Bård, you said...
"...as long as I don't loose by just a little bit".
You managed that pretty well with 2 hours and 47 minutes!
I can do a pretty good impression of a pig.
[Pig noises]
A good pig.
[Singing 'Wild Child']
[More piggy noises]
"Say as many words you can without using the letter 'S'."
"The task is over the second you say a word with 'S'..."
"...or repeat a word. You have 1 minute."
"Time starts now." Starts...
Thing. Thing. Thing. thing. The thing. The things.
Nice things. But that thing was in a whole special room...
...where he had all the things.
He. He. He. He. He. He. He.
"...or repeat a word."
Shit assignment!
I reacted like an 'Ex on the Beach' contestant when they said
COSTUMEEEE!
You watch 'Ex on the Beach'? Nope!
I couldn't swallow it.
So you just spit it out again? No, but it...
Where did it go? ...it got stuck here.
If there's anything that's hard to swallow, it's jello.
STOP IT!!
STOP IT NOW!
I'm having a good time.
I've never baked a cake before...
...I never thought is was fun.
Did it take a long time? I spent the entirety of today.
Oh, you did?
And it turned out like this.
It's more 'matmoms'. 'Matmoms' yeah, so therefore I made...
...some kind of meat bread.
Is it a 'Beef Wellington'?
It is a 'Beef Wellington' that I've never made before. Oi, oi, oi...
...it's perfect!
...second place for Vegard, and it is first place for Bård's cake.
A garden shitter...
...so you don't have to go inside to poop...
...and it rotates with the sun.
If that's not suitable for Atle Antonsen...
...then I don't understand anything.
The only thing that's a shame, or it's good, is that it goes from west towards east.
So now the sun has gone slightly to the right, so you have to go all around.
It says "throw something heavy as far as you can"...
...but there is no deffinition on what is heavy.
Everything is heavier than a stamp, I mean.
What's interesting here is kilo x meter = points.
And it'll fly away! (or something along those lines)
There is two 'meters' here and I'm unsure how much I'm able to influence the different...
If I find a giant rock.
I can manage to lift a rock that's 40 kilos...
...maybe?
Actually...how heavy are you?
OH, HOLY FUCK.
Bård, your ball weighed 185g, you threw it...
...you threw it 18 meters.
If you times that together what do you get?
I wasn't paying attention. You get 3,3 points.
Oh, so fucking slow you guys are.
Come on now and laugh a little.
Pip, pip!
That's approved!
Now do it together. Are you gonna laugh simultaneously, too?
Or else I might loose it.
I have brought 'fart bombs'.
These are 'fart bomb bags'.
Have you tried them? Yes, you press them like this...
...and they inflate. Throw it!
Oh god!
Like that and it'll take some time and then they...
Is that now activated? Yes, it's activated.
Have you activated one...
And then some 'sauce' will come out of it, which is...
...not that great to get on yourself.
They are kind of old so they might... They probably smell better!
Look at that. The breeze went that way.
Right, the smell went out to the audience. Well thats good.
That was fun!
Or is there someone in the audience that...
Shall we give one to the audience?
I have a kayak.
We didn't really catch it this time, but towards the end he gives a little burp.
I'll do it one more time.
Nope. Yes! You said no just when he did it!
To get smoke you have to get what is called 'incomplete combustion'.
And that means that either...
...the thing is to wet to burn or it doesn't get enough oxygen.
So you have to make a not very efficient bonfire.
That doesn't get good enough combustion.
I wonder if there is anyone at home watching that is thinking...
"I wanna get to know HIM".
"I wanna be friends with him".
I'll make some calls, find some furniture that is being given away.
And then I'll have 200 kr left...
...that I wanna give to UNICEF.
The thing is that you have to keep yourself above water somehow, and then you can...
​[Sped up technical talk]
​[More sped up technical talk]
Well see then!
I can confirm that the capillary effect is present.
Do you think I'm spending a lot of time just looking at it?
No. No, because analysis is important.
Things that go in the kitchen. Things that go in the laundry room.
Things that go in the bathroom.
This belongs in a drawer with light-related stuff.
Well, to Atle it's just edible and inedible.
Not food. Food.
Vegard is gonna try to draw an asterisk.
I'll draw...
...I'll draw an asterisk.
"Happy Birthday to you!"
"Holy fuck! Oh my god! Oh my..."
"Holy shit! Holy shit!"
"Holy shit! Fuck!"
"Oh my god!"
"Mom! MOM!"
I though it was difficult to find something I should have thrown away a long time ago.
I'm good at throwing things away, so I don't have any...
Blah, blah, blah!
So I went down in the basement to look for something and I didn't find anything, but...
...between to boxes I found something that I should have thrown away ages ago...
...and that is...
Is it a dead mouse?
...it is dog poop.
Is this 200 kr in helium?
Fuck, Olli.
That wont lift anything!
I can let this go and it'll go just over there.
Minnie Mouse. She can't even keep herself up.
It's a balloon that sinks.
Now I'm standing here linke an idiot.
But that's not my fault...
...when they deliver sideways helium.
Ready, set...
I can't even see it. It went so quick.
HORRIBLE!
Put something on your head whilst keeping both of your arms behind your back.
Perform a verse...
...whilst the thing is on your head.
Your hands must be behind your back for the entire assignment.
First wins. Your time starts now.
It's already started?
...to become a 'PLAN' sponsor...
...of a child in Benin.
That is for 10 years and 1000 kr per month.
We had a mirror like this once, that my wife owned...
...and I hung it above the toilet...
...so that when people were visiting they just see a huge version of...
What I'm now gonna do it spray the spray in sideways...
...so it creates a funnel effect.
How are we doing on time? You have 7 minues left.
I sincerely hope no one has tried to do this indoors.
If you do this indoors you're a total idiot.
Now I'm having a good time.
I'll agree with that.
Is it a good sign that several members of the crew have left.
I'm really having a great time.
'More contact surface' thinks the physicist back home.
Alright, it's fine! NERDS!
I have to win...maybe I'll get to win this one.
I have to win this.
Or maybe someone like Vegard have just put it in a bucket and lit it on fire, or something.
I mean, I'm not netagive towards the assignment...
I'll go out somewhere else to do it.