ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NEWS THESE DAYS KNOWS WE'RE IN
TURBULENT TIMES.
>> OUR COUNTRY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE DIVIDED.
AND AS A RESULT, IT'S HURTING.
>> James: SO TONIGHT, KRISTEN WIIG AND I DECIDED TO BRING A
LITTLE BIT OF JOY TO PEOPLE BY SINGING ONE OF OUR FAVORITE
SONGS.
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL, AND POWERFUL SONGS
EVER WRITTEN.
>> AND MAYBE WITH THIS SONG, WE CAN START TO HEAL OUR NATION.
>> James: I THINK WE CAN, KRISTEN.
♪ WELL I HEARD THERE WAS A SECRET CHORD
♪ THAT DAVID PLAYED AND IT PLEASED THE LORD
♪ BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE FOR MUSIC
DO YA...
>> ♪ WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS THE FOURTH, THE FIFTH
♪ THE MINOR FALL AND THE MAJOR LIFT
♪ THE BAFFLED KING COMPOSING HALLELU-JUH.
>> ♪ HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
♪ HALLELUJAH HALLE-LOOO-OOOH-JUH--
>> James: RIGHT, SORRY, STOP THE MUSIC.
SORRY, KRISTEN, IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE PRONOUNCING HALLELUJAH
WRONG.
>> REALLY, AM I?
>> James: YEAH, YOU WERE SAYING HALLELU-JUH.
>> HUH, THAT'S WEIRD.
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS.
>> James: THAT'S OKAY.
LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.
♪ YOUR FAITH WAS STRONG BUT YOU NEEDED PROOF
♪ YOU SAW HER BATHING ON THE ROOF
♪ HER BEAUTY AND THE MOONLIGHT OVERTHREW YOU
>> ♪ SHE TIED YOU TO A KITCHEN CHAIR
♪ SHE BROKE YOUR THRONE AND SHE CUT YOUR HAIR
♪ AND FROM YOUR LIPS SHE DREW THE HALLEE-HOW-YAY.
♪ HALLEEHOWYAY HALLEEHOWYAY
♪ HALLEEHOWYAY >> James: WAIT, STOP!
STOP THE MUSIC!
KRISTEN, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> James: YOU PRONOUNCED HALLELUJAH WRONG.
>> I DON'T THINK I DID.
>> James: YES, YOU DID.
AND NOW WE LOST THE DOVES.
CAN WE GET THE DOVES BACK?
NO?
LOOK, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, KRISTEN, BUT... DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO PRONOUNCE HALLELUJAH?
>> YES, OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE... THAT WORD.
>> James: HALLELUJAH.
>> YES.
>> James: HALLELUJAH.
>> YES.
>> James: OKAY, THEN LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.
JUST MAKE SURE TO SING IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
>> OKAY, I WILL.
LET ME GET BACK INTO A STATE OF TRANQUILITY.
♪ BABY I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
♪ I'VE SEEN THIS ROOM AND I WALKED THIS FLOOR
♪ I USED TO LIVE ALONE BEFORE I KNEW YOU
>> ♪ AND I'VE SEEN YOUR FLAG ON THE MARBLE ARCH
♪ AND LOVE IS NOT A VICTORY MARCH
♪ IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HOLY-LOO-OW!
♪ HOLY-LOO-OW >> James: STOP THE FIRE RAIN!
STOP IT!
KRISTEN, WHAT WAS THAT?
>> WHAT ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT NOW?
LET'S JUST SING THE SONG.
>> James: I'D LOVE TO SING THE (
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, PEACEFUL SONG THAT WILL HEAL THE WHOLE WORLD
IF WE GET IT RIGHT!
JUST REPEAT AFTER ME: "HA."
>> HA.
>> James: LE.
>> LE.
>> James: LOU.
>> LOU.
>> James: YUH.
>> YUH.
>> James: HALLELUJAH.
>> HOLLABACK GIRL.
>> James: NO!
THAT WAS OUR LAST FIRE RAIN!
JUST FORGET IT.
LET'S JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE SONG AND DANCE-- IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
I DON'T KNOW WHO WILL BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE BUT IT WON'T
BE US.
>> HEY, COME ON, JAMES.
DON'T GIVE UP.
>> James: NO, I'M DONE.
I CAN'T BEAR THIS CROSS.
>> JAMES.
JAMES, LOOK AT ME.
DON'T LET ISIS WIN.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY.
LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
HALLELUJAH >> HOLLY-DOO-DAH.
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HAYLEE-ROO-HAT.
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HALLE BERRY
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> CHALLAH BREAD
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HICKORY FARMS
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HOW-ARE-YOU?
I'M GOOD.
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HOWDY-DO-DEE
>> James: HALLELUJAH >> HALLELUJAH!
>> James: YES!
>> HALLELUJAH!
HALLELUJAH!
YES, THAT'S IT!
LET'S DO THIS, QUICK!
♪ MAYBE THERE'S A GOD ABOVE
♪ BUT ALL I'VE EVER LEARNED FROM LOVE
♪ WAS HOW TO SHOOT SOMEBODY WHO OUTDREW YOU
>> ♪ AND IT'S NOT A CRY THAT YOU HEAR AT NIGHT
♪ IT'S NOT SOMEBODY WHOSE SEEN THE LIGHT
♪ IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HALLELUJAH!
>> ♪ HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
♪ HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH
>> HELLO-JULIA!
HELLO-JULIA!
>> James: WHY ARE YOU SINGING "HELLO JULIA"?
"HELLO JULIA"?
WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?
>> I HELPED THEM WARM UP BEFORE THE SHOW.
>> James: JUST FORGET IT.
HELLO-JULIA!
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