- Hannah, I like you and I like your breasts.
(laughing)
- Same, I second that.
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- Hey everyone, welcome to Drunk Advice.
I'm here with Rose and Rosie.
(screaming)
This is probably one or my most requested.
- Really?
- Drunk Advice, yeah.
- Well here it is, cheers ladies.
- Cheers. - Yeah, cheers.
- There are three rules to Drunk Advice.
- Okay.
- Rule number one, be drunk.
If you don't drink, be in the spirit of drunk.
- We're drunk.
- I was gone like two hours ago.
- Same.
(laughing)
- Rule number two, have a friend with you
or friends. - Friends.
- Friends and wives. - And life partner.
- Don't call me life partner.
Yeah, Hannah's life partner.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
Of course.
What would our name be?
- All three of us?
- Hosey, hoesay, hose.
- Hoes or Rohana?
- Rohana!
- No I don't, I like hoes.
- I like hoes.
- Rule number three, don't take our advice.
- Aww. - I like that.
- I have faith in our, no.
- I can't remember if I synced it.
(clapping) There we go.
- No you did.
- I did already? - Oh my.
- The fucking gay agenda, trying to turn everyone.
Sure.
It's working. - It's working.
(laughing)
- We tweeted asking what you needed advice for
with help problems.
- So you guys need help problems with advices,
so we're here to give those advices to help problems.
- Okay, ladies get your phones out.
- Right.
- So we're just gonna read out your problems
and try and help you.
How does one come out?
- I knew we were gonna get that one!
I knew it was gonna be the first one.
- What you do is you just get Rose and Rosie around,
a few drinks and it just comes out.
- It literally just comes out, flows out of you.
- Honestly, it's a very complicated question,
but I would just say, hmm.
- What would you say Rose?
- I would say only come out if you really want,
do you need to come out?
- No I wouldn't say that, I'd say if you really want
to come out, sing it, because people are always
so start struck. - Yeah.
- And just your voice is so magical, they'll be
so invested in the song, that they might not even
take in the lyrics.
- Might not even hear the words.
- Also flash mob.
- Buy one of those, what do they call
Harry Potter things that scream like a message?
- Oh yeah, howler. - Howler.
- Howler.
- I would like to get one of those things
that you turn upside down and the glitter comes down
and it just says, "I'm gay," yeah.
- That was so gay. - I'm gay.
- That was so gay.
- And maybe a rainbow.
How can I find a girlfriend?
She's right here.
- Aww, you just find them on the internet don't you?
- I find Tinder, yeah, Tinder.
- Is that really what people do?
- Have you been on Tinder.
- Yeah I have used Tinder. - Right.
- Our life is so interesting. - Thank you.
It reminds me of single me, if we get divorced,
like I know who I'm clubbing with.
- Go clubbing anyway.
Even though I don't really like to go clubbing,
I much prefer like a good bar or party.
- Yeah bar, I'll go barring with you.
- Let's go barring.
- Let's go, have you joined the Common Girl's Cocktail Club?
- No what is that, but I want to?
- It's only a pound to join up, but it's an actual
club so you pay one pound and you're in a club.
- How to find a girlfriend, how much money have you got?
- I'm glad you're on it.
Wait why are you paying for a girlfriend?
- Why did, you said it not me.
I wouldn't even know how to get a girlfriend
if I was single now, I can't talk to women.
You're asking the wrong person.
- At Christmas, ask if anyone wants to come round
and watch Carol, and if they decline
they don't wanna be your girlfriend.
If they, what's the opposite of decline?
Accept. - My God!
- I was gonna say if--
- What did you think of the sex scene in Carol?
- Do you watch Carol?
- I did watch Carol, I'm trying to remember.
- She watched it.
- Oh come on, it was an Oscar nominated film.
I fucking love Room.
- Yeah, Room is good but it's not lesbian like Carol.
- I liked the sex scene in Carol I think.
- Yes, exactly, tits. - From what I remember.
I was just like, I'm into this.
- It was good, I fancy Cate Blanchett, so.
I would dig Carol.
- She's too old for me.
- Oh I like old women.
- You say that, what's your limit?
- What's your limit?
- I'm 24, so I reckon my age limit is like 35.
- I like your style.
(laughing)
- How old do you think I am?
- You're like 28 aren't you.
- Yes, I'm first born, I'm happy that you knew that,
'cause I knew that we're best friends.
And second of all I'm happy that your cut off point
is 35 because I'm no where near that yet!
(laughing)
- If I get divorced within seven years!
- My cut off date is 60.
(burping)
And he was losing his hair.
- I'm good don't worry about me.
(burping)
- Why have we not hung out more than we already have?
- Because we literally only hang out in America.
- Every time.
- How to deal with that I am still unbelievably fucking hot?
Do you mean like sweating right now?
How do we deal with this?
Stop filming, turn off your studio lights.
- Get a portable fan.
- Open your windows, stop drinking.
- Stop, no don't do any of those things,
'cause this is literally a cocktail for the most fun ever,
obviously, are we talking about hot,
or are we talking about oh my God, I'm sweating?
- I was thinking about hot.
- If you're hot like this right, why is that an issue?
- That's not a problem. - Enjoy it while it lasts.
Because you know things go south.
- What are you saying about gravity?
- Labia and nipples, gravity.
- Labia?
- Yeah I feel like they get longer.
- How does one deal with changes
without completely breaking down?
- Changes can be great. - Ch-ch-changes.
♫ Turn and faces strange ch-ch-changes
- Oh you harmonized, you guys.
- Did you do it, did we?
Changes and how to not, what was it, how to not break down?
- But changes can be good things.
- Exactly.
- For example-- - Not Brexit though.
- A negative change or a perceived negative change
can often leave, leave, lead to a positive outcome.
- Yes. - I'm drunk.
- Well I don't know about Brexit.
- Well I was engaged to a man and lived with him.
- Are you joking?
- I was engaged to a man, I lived with a man,
and then we broke up and I thought it was the worst thing
in the world, and then I met Rose.
- And that was the worst thing in the world.
- And now I'm with Rose, we have a dog and a cat, so.
(burping)
- Yeah, sure.
How do I make a move on someone?
- Wink at them.
- Oh my gosh, I used to use that when I was a teenager.
I would spot a boy that I thought was cute at a party.
- Would you wink?
- And I'd just sort of wink at them across the room
and then they would approach me.
- It works.
- I'd just get really uncomfortably close
to someone until something happens.
- I'd touch someone a lot, like if I really like them.
(laughing)
- Yeah no for real, oh Jesus.
- That's what I do, just like.
- I don't even know how to make a move,
like I've got a huge problem with flirting,
'cause I don't really understand it.
- Shall we flirt?
- Oh my God, can I see this?
- Yeah, let's flirt.
- Rose and Rosie tutorial and advice on how to flirt.
- Hannah you can mark this out of 10, both parties.
- I'm watching from here.
(laughing)
- So am I.
Hey.
- Oh wait, I was gonna flirt with Hannah.
- I thought you were flirting with each other.
- Oh I wanted to flirt with Hannah.
- Okay, fine you go first.
- Hi!
So I heard you're a Hufflepuff.
- I am! You too?
- Oh my God, do you like to scissor?
(laughing)
- I thought you guys were gonna take your turns,
and then I would judge, it's like Robot Wars.
- Okay.
Hannah, do you like robots?
- I do like robots!
- You do?
- You do!
Hi I like R2D2, but I could R2D2 your two.
- You just swooped in on my time,
I didn't do that to you.
- Let's go to the movies and watch Ghost Busters.
- So Hannah, what do you do for a living?
- I'm a Youtuber.
- You are? Me too!
- What no way, how many subscribers do you have?
(laughing)
I couldn't take myself seriously, I'm sorry.
- I know you really with someone was gay, like really wish.
Are you ready for this guys?
- Yeah.
- How to make your internet crush
notice you on social media?
- Spam them. - Spam them.
I was gonna say that as well.
- They'll notice you, but not in a good way.
- That's true, they will notice you.
- But like if you're single, like spam is not bad.
- Don't take our advice, rule number three guys, remember.
- How do you keep a good healthy relationship?
- I spilled my drink.
- God.
- Depends, with yourself?
Masturbation.
- Deep and true.
(laughing)
- How often do you masturbate?
- How does someone become more confident/outgoing?
- Watch my videos.
- There you go, there you go, subscribe.
- That'll help. - And then you're good.
You're good.
- I think that listening to good music
can make one feel amazing and drinking.
- Pumped, Worth It by Fifth Harmony
makes me feel so confident. - Exactly.
Have a confidence playlist.
- Guys can we have a little like dance party after this?
- Yeah.
- Fifth Harmony dance party? - Yeah.
- Yes we can.
- How do you cope with constantly being the third wheel?
Hi guys, welcome to my life.
(laughing)
- So funny, 'cause I was gonna say,
I don't know Rosie, how do you feel?
(laughing)
- How do you make, can, how can I make--
- Okay, you can't read, let me try.
How can I make less strong, this is very good English,
my attraction for Rose Ellen Dix,
I don't know if you know her.
- Guys I make a video with you and literally
all of these questions are like,
how does one be gay?
How to pick up ladies?
- Embrace it Hannah, embrace it.
- How would you pick up a lady Hannah?
- Pick up a lady?
- I'm keep to know from your experience.
- Okay, eye contact first of all.
- I agree, that's how I play it, eye contact.
- Eye agree!
- I reckon, with a girl I would like, be really tactile.
- That's exactly what I fall for.
If you touch me more than you should,
I'm like yeah.
- I stare and touch, I'm like.
(laughing)
- Yeah, that's weird.
- Advice on how to work from home.
(laughing)
- Advice on how to work from home eh?
Let's just filter out all the gay
and comedy related questions.
- Final questions, would you wait for someone
to ask you out or grow a set and do it yourself?
- Yourself.
- But wait a bit.
- Well it depends on how long doesn't it?
Not years.
- I would drop some heavy hints, give them a week,
and then be like, so do you wanna go out with me?
- I don't think I'd wait that long.
- I'd wait a week for romance.
- Doesn't it depend if you're in love or not.
- I like to woo--
- You're never in love in the beginning though.
- Oh, you're obviously not me.
- Thank you for watching Drunk Advice,
oh my drink's gone, here we go.
Cheers. - My God.
- Cheers everyone. - Cheers.
- What a wonderful evening it's been.
- Thank you so much to Rose and Rosie
for joining us on this lesbian adventure.
- Ah, eh.
- I enjoy lesbian adventures.
- It's been a great adventure.
- Fucking subscribe to Hannah Witton.
- Fucking subscribe.
- Subscribe for tittays.
- Also subscribe to Rose and Rosie
'cause we did a video on their channel.
- Do you even remember it?
- I do remember it because um, isn't it something
like Hannah Witton Coming Out Exclusive.
- Coming Out. - Yes it is!
(laughing)
- We played Never Have I Ever, Youtube edition
on their channel, so link in description,
go check that out.
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- Let us know if you say labia or la-bia
in the comments below.
- That's weird but I like it, bye!
- Bye!
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