Hello Internet! And welcome to behind the meme! Today we have a look at the green m & m!
Valentines day! Everybody’s favorite holiday! It’s the one day of the year that you can
expect to get laid for the low low price of candy, roses, a card, dinner, gas, wine, and
more than likely some plan b pills. I mean, that’s what you can expect if you are lucky.
If you’re anything like me your valentines day more than likely consisted of some cheap
fast food, feeling depressed, watching porn so you don’t feel as depressed, but feeling
depressed again afterwards so you end your night drowning your sorrows in late night
television and cheetos!
Anybody else? or was it just me?
While shopping for those cheetos at the grocery store or watching tv while depressed you very
well may have come across advertisements for m & m candies! You know! Those candies that
melt in your mouth and not in your hands? That’s what she said.
“m&m’s the milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand”
M&M’s have various mascots to help sell their tasty treats. The most popular of which
are the red and yellow characters. But another color has become popular in their own right!
Of course I speak of the green m & m who happens to be the only girl in the group and therefore
the sexiest!
I know, it’s weird that I say a cartoon candy is sexy! But trust me! That is nothing
compared to the rest of this meme!
You see all the way back in the distant past in the year of 2017! There was a group of
posts on the tumblr page of the user Relishboi That started what would become a very odd
meme!
It all began when another user known as “brownreasontolive” left the very mean comment saying that he
hated the site.
Relishboi did what any normal person would do in that situation and responded with an
image of the green m & m and the caption that said “Come sit down next to me idiot”
To which he received the response “ i will sit next to you at any time ms green.”
The two went back and fourth for a bit until The posts evolved into some weird form of
role-play that put the green m & m in the role of a dominatrix when she said
“Now listen to me young man, I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to
do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to gamestop, and I need you
to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back
empty handed you’ll be in big trouble mister. You will never see the light of day.”
Wow! That went from 0 to 88 quicker than a delorean.
That exchange has since gained over 100,000 notes with many users liking what they just
read.
So whats the big deal? the green m & m simply asked you to go to gamestop and buy a playstation
2 game. It’s really not that hard. Why not just listen to her so you can complete the
task and see the light of day again. Well….turns out, there is no such game as bambi for the
playstation 2! It sadly doesn’t exist!
So here we have a fictional cartoon character who somehow became a dominatrix asking for
a video game that doesn’t exist on a retro console ! Yeah, that about sums it up
The closest thing that we do have is an old playstation 2 commercial that was directed
by david lynch that was titled bambi.
So there is somewhat of a bambi and playstation 2 connection But as far as real games on the
console goes? No bueno.
But of course it doesn’t stop there. We are talking about the internet after all!
Since the initial post the meme has gained popularity with the actual dialogue of the
green m & m becoming a copy pasta in which people use it in various ways and for different
characters.
and The sexy dominatrix persona of the green m & m has itself evolved. With people referencing
the original tumblr post with various pictures of items that have the green m & m on them.
Becoming particularly popular on twitter, with ms. Green demanding her subject to complete
the task she has asked them to do.
GameStop themselves even got in on the fun when they tweeted out a caption contest in
which they encouraged users to begin their caption with the phrase “now listen to me
young man”.
Damn! You cannot make this stuff up. Let me tell you that.
So there you have it! What started off as a character a company uses to advertise their
product turned into a demanding dominatrix that wants a video game that isn’t real!
But hey! That’s the internet for you and on the internet memes are king! Thank you
all so very much for watching! Make sure to subscribe so you can catch my next video and
stay up to date on all your favorite memes and trends! Much love and appreciation! I’ll
catch you beautiful people next time!