What was the one with Ms. Garrett?
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and answer your questions.
So let's just start this right off.
The first -- Okay, so, the first question here
I believe is in reference to --
And a savvy -- savvy viewer will notice
I'm wearing the exact same outfit
in the exact same spot as three weeks ago.
And that's because --
It's -- It's untenable, what they ask us to do.
But they asked me to put on the same outfit
and come back to the same location.
They rented this trailer again 3 1/2 weeks later
just to have some type of uniformity
and continuity in these Web chats.
And I could have done this the first day
and just done each episode in the same chair
and banged it all out.
But that's not how they let you do it.
So it is three weeks later.
It is rush hour, and it took about two hours to get here.
But I'm back, and now it looks like it was seamless.
The first question's also a reference
to the last time I was here about a month ago.
"Did the broccoli give you farts?"
Which is what Joe asked me.
Joe: You want broccoli?
No, I'm all right.
Gives you the farts?
I have eggs. I have eggs and bacon.
Eggs don't give you
the farts?
No.
I was getting steamed spinach,
and then he wanted to get broccoli.
But I never even got the broccoli.
So nothing happened to me.
But in typical Joe fashion, that day, he did shit his pants.
Well, that wasn't a fart.
[ Laughter ]
By the way, and that was just from --
He didn't even eat. He just...
Uh, my apologies to everybody in this area.
Definitely [bleep] myself a bit.
Brittany from Twitter, @Brittany, wants to know,
"What's your favorite pair of shoes?
Mine are my DCs that I've had for five years."
Oh, cool. I'll put it to you this way.
You won't catch me going a day without shoes.
Not in public. So I'm a real shoe guy.
But I recently started to really like sneakers last year,
and I started to collect them,
and I started to get more knowledge of them.
And I think out of those things that I got,
my favorite shoe right now is probably a Michael --
a Jordan 1 UNC off-white, like, light-blue.
That's one of my favorites right now.
You could Google it. It's cute.
"Loved your Regal Beagle T-shirt."
Oh, wow. "What are some of your other favorite TV comedies?"
Regal Beagle is a reference to the show "Three's Company"
that was a popular sitcom in the '80s, I believe,
with John Ritter and Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers,
and they played roommates.
And John Ritter pretended to be gay
because it was frowned upon by the landlord,
Mr. Roper or Mr. Furley, depending on when you tuned in,
that they live together out of, like, I guess wedlock?
I don't even know.
And the whole conceit of the show was that --
Every episode had the exact same plot line,
which is that one of the characters misunderstood
or misheard another character through the door,
and the whole entire 28 minutes
was then just people working under false pretense
and then figuring it out in the end.
And after four years or five years and hundreds of episodes,
no one ever said, "You know what?
Why don't we not jump to [bleep] conclusions" --
excuse my language, but...
So, while I watched "Three's Company,"
I always had a burning tension right under the surface
that I wanted to strangle these people.
They didn't learn from their mistake.
It's maddening.
So, really, it's about three irrational people.
Anyway, Regal Beagle was a bar that they went to on that show.
"Love your style.
Do you pick your own clothes, or do you use a stylist?"
No, I just pick my own clothes most of the time.
Actually, to this day and age,
I don't think I look too fashionable,
because I really just throw on sweats and athleisure
and go the easy route.
I think I know good style. I just don't practice it.
That's a great statement to end on.
So, thanks for joining us. Appreciate it.
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If a bike-shop owner ever asks you to go to the back,
just don't go.
A step past that, if he asks you to put on a cheetah unitard,
don't put it on.
And then, by all means, if you're in the back
and you put the cheetah on and you haven't listened yet,
don't let him tickle you.