DONALD TRUMP DECIDED ON HIS FAVORITE PASSAGE FROM THE BIBLE.
IS THERE A FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE OR BIBLE STORY BUT
HAS INFORMED YOUR THINKING OR YOUR CHARACTER?
I THINK MANY.
WHEN WE GET INTO THE BIBLE, SO MANY.
TALK
ABOUT AN EYE FOR AN EYE, YOU COULD SAY THAT, BUT YOU LOOK AT
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY, WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH
OUR COUNTRY, HOW PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US AND HOW
THEY SCOFF AND LAUGH AT US, AND THEY ARE TAKING OUR JOBS, TAKING
OUR MONEY, THEY ARE TAKING THE HEALTH OF OUR COUNTRY.
WE HAVE
TO BE VERY FIRM AND VERY STRONG.
WE COULD LEARN A LOT FROM THE BIBLE, THAT I CAN TELL YOU.
THAT IS DONALD TRUMP'S FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE.
CONTROVERSIAL, THOUGH, BECAUSE ONE PROMINENT CHRISTIAN DOES NOT
AGREE.
HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST.
HE SAID --
IRONICALLY, DONALD TRUMP, THE EXACT KIND OF PERSON WHO MIGHT
SUE THEE AT THE LAW.
[LAUGHTER]
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY SUED DONALD TRUMP FOR HIS COAT?
I AM
COMING FOR YOU, I WILL TAKE YOUR COAT, YOUR CLOAK, AND YOUR EYE
AS WELL.
AND AS MANY HAVE POINTED OUT, THE ORIGINAL VERSE
WAS NOT AS HARSH AS DONALD TRUMP THINKS IT IS.
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
WAS ORIGINALLY SO YOU DON'T TAKE BOTH OF HIS EYES.
SO YOU DON'T
MASSACRE HIS COW AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY, EVERYTHING HE OWNS,
WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS ALSO IN FAVOR OF.
DONALD TRUMP SAYS
LET'S KILL THEIR FAMILIES, HE DOES NOT EVEN BELIEVE AN EYE FOR
AN EYE.
AND JESUS SAID DON'T EVEN DO THAT, TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK.
AND TRUMP IS LIKE, WHAT A FOOL JESUS CHRIST WAS.
I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN THOUGH, VOTE FOR ME.
THE DEGREE TO WHICH THEY WOULD'VE HATED JESUS CHRIST --
THAT GRANOLA LIB.
IF HE TURNS HIS CHEEK, SMACK THAT ONE TOO.
GIVE THEM YOUR COAT?
GIVE THEM FREE STUFF?
THEY WON'T LIFT
THEMSELVES UP BY THEIR BOOTSTRAPS IF YOU JUST GIVE THEM
BOOTSTRAPS.
HE HAS NEVER TOUCHED THE BIBLE IN HIS LIFE, WHICH IS
TOTALLY FINE, I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE MORE ATHEISTS RUNNING FOR
THE PRESIDENCY, BUT TO PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE -- I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU NEED THE BIBLE OR ANY RELIGION TO HAVE THE HEALTHIEST
MORAL CODE AND SYSTEM OF VALUES THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, I
THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF EXAMPLES THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
THE
PROBLEM WITH HIM IS THAT HE SAYS HE FOLLOWS THIS BOOK THAT IS
SUPPOSED TO BE THE BLUEPRINT FOR PERFECT MORALITY, HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT IT SAYS AND HE GETS IT WRONG.
SO HE IS IN FAVOR
OF TORTURE, OF MURDERING INNOCENTS, KILLING CIVILIANS ON
A MASSIVE SCALE, WHILE HIDING BEHIND A BOOK THAT WE HAVE A
GOOD FEELING AT THIS POINT HE PROBABLY DESPISES.
AND WHILE HE
HAS NOT FOOLED ALL REPUBLICANS, IN LOTS OF EVANGELICAL AREAS THEY
STILL PREFER TED CRUZ, HE HAS FOOLED OF MILLIONS OF THEM.
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH JESUS IS HE WAS PART OF THE
ENTITLEMENT CULTURE AND HE WANTS ISIS TO KILL YOU.
THAT IS NOT THAT FAR OFF OF HOW THEY WOULD'VE PORTRAYED THE
REAL JESUS CHRIST, IF HE EXISTED.
JESUS OF NAZARETH, A
MIDDLE EASTERN REFUGEE, HE WANTS ALL THE RICH TO GIVE THEIR MONEY
TO THE POOR?
HE MAKES BERNIE SANDERS LOOK LIKE A CAPITALIST,
BUT THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HE SAID.
HE WAS A REFUGEE, AND WHAT
DID THEY DO TO HIM?
THEY TORTURED HIM AND THEY GAVE HIM THE DEATH
PENALTY.
ALL THE THINGS THAT DONALD TRUMP IS NOW AN ADVOCATE
OF.
AND WHAT IS DONALD TRUMP?
HE IS A MONEY CHANGER IN THE
TEMPLE.
THE FIRST GUY THAT JESUS CHRIST WOULD HAVE THROWN OUT.
SO
THIS FOOL PRETENDS HE IS A CHRISTIAN WHEN HE HAS NOT READ A
WORD IN THAT BIBLE, DOES NOT BELIEVE ANY OF IT, LET ALONE THE
GREAT STUFF THAT JESUS CHRIST TRIED TO TEACH THESE CHRISTIANS,
AND APPARENTLY TO SOME DEGREE WITH THE LIKES OF TRUMP, FAILED
AT.
AND ONE LAST THING.
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED ABOUT
THIS 1000 TIMES.
YOU WILL GET ASKED ANOTHER THOUSAND TIMES
BECAUSE YOU CLAIM TO BE THE BEST CHRISTIAN.
HAVE SOMEONE SIT YOU
DOWN FOR HALF AN HOUR AND EXPLAIN, HEY, THIS IS HOW THE
BIBLE WORKS, THIS IS THE OLD TESTAMENT, THIS IS THE NEW
TESTAMENT, THESE ARE THE DIFFERENT BOOKS.
LET'S GO OVER
A COUPLE OF VERSES, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, AND THEN
WE'RE DONE WITH IT.
LEARN TWO CORINTHIANS.
MY FAVORITE VERSE IS JOHN 3:16, THE ONE THAT SAYS ACCEPT
SATAN IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL.