♪ THIS SINGING TELEGRAM BUSINESS.
IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A GO OF THIS, WE HAVE TO SPLIT SHIFTS.
DEMI: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE DRIVING.
JAMES: I'M DOING ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING HERE.
DEMOE: SORRY. JAMES: WHO ARE WE GOING TO NOW?
THIS IS SARAH?
DEMI: HE'S BEEN WITH THE COMPANY FOR THREE YEARS.
SHE'S BEEN PROMOTED.
SHE LOVES COUNTRY MUSE EX, WE HAVE TO DO A COUNTRY SONG.
JAMES: CAN YOU DO A GOOD COUNTRY ACCENT?
DEMI: I'M FROM TEXAS, I CAN DO A GREAT COUNTRY ACT SENT.
JAMES: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY TO DO THIS ONE? DOE DE-MEE: BORN READY.
I DON'T -- DEMI: BORN READY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T CALL THIS PLACE BLOWJOBS.
BLOWIES.
JAMES: YOU COULD OPEN A HAIR DRYING LINE, CALL IT DEMI
LOVATO'S BLOWIES. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SARAH.
YOUR COLLEAGUES HAVE SAID THAT YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
>> YES. JAMES: YOU'RE A SHOP EDUCATOR.
THEY WOULD LOVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU BY GIVING YOU A SINGING
TELEGRAM. THIS IS A SONG FOR YOU.
♪ SARAH WORKS AT DRY BAR SHE'S BEEN WITH THEM FOR YEARS
WHEN IT COMES TO BLOWING PEOPLE SHE HAS NO FEARS SARAH'S BEEN
PROMOTED LOOKS LIKE SARAH'S JOB WON'T
JUST BE BLOWING ANYMORE SPORSE SHE'S A SHOP EDUCATOR FOAST A
SHOP EDUCATOR WITH A TITLE AND ONE ONLY HOPES
A SALARY THAT'S GREATER IT DOESN'T ALWAYS BLOW TO BE A
SHOP EDUCATOR ♪ [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: CONGRATULATIONS, SARAH.
I ENJOYED THAT. I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BRINGING JOY
TO PEOPLE'S DAY.
DEMI: YEAH. JAMES: WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
CRUISE, MARRY, SHAG.
ONE PERSON YOU HAVE TO MARRY, ONE IS A ONE NIGHT STAND, THE
OTHER PERSON RATHER THAN KILLING THEM, YOU HAVE TO GO ON A CRUISE
WITH THEM BUT DON'T SLEEP TOGETHER.
TOM CRUISE, HUGH JACKMAN AND MARK RAFALO.
THAT'S THREE GOOD ONES. DEMI: I'D GO ON A CRUISE WITH
TOM CRUISE BECAUSE HIS NAME IS TOM CRUISE.
YOU HAVE. TO
JAMES: YOU'VE GOT TO MARRY RUFALO.
DEMI: I HEAR THAT HUGH JACKMAN IS A NICE FAMILY MAN.
JAMES: YES, I WOULD MARRY JACKMAN AND LET MARK RUFALO GO
TO TOWN ON HIM. DEMI: DO YOU LIKE IT RUFALO?
JAMES: OK.
GIVE ME THREE.
DEMI: RIHANNA, BEYONCE, NIKKI MINAJ.
JAMES: I'LL MARRY BEYONCE.
GO ON A CRUISE WITH NIKKI MINAJ.
I GET THE FEELING SHE'S BEEN WITH GUYS WHO HAVE MORE TO OFFER
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
YOU KNOW. ANACONDAS AND ALL THAT.
TELL ME A BIT ABOUT THIS PLACE WE'RE GOING NOW.
WHO HAVE WE GOT HERE? DEMI: CORY.
HIS 25TH BIRTHDAY, HAS A LOUD LAUGH AND LOVES MAYO.
JAMES: HOW DOES THIS HAT LOOK?
MAKE ME LOOK STUPID?
DEMI: NO IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A STUD.
JAMES: IT'S SO HOT IN THIS OFFICE.
DEMI: I FEEL LIKE MY BODY IS CHAFING.
I FEEL LIKE A SWEATY SACK RIGHT NOW.
JAMES: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU CORY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, RIGHT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. S THAT SONG FOR YOU.
JAMES: MAYO MAYO, MAYONNAISE IS YOUR
FAVORITE SPREAD HEY MR. CORY MAN
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MAYONNAISE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPREAD
EVERYBODY MAYO
MAYO, MAYONNAISE IS YOUR FAVORITE
SPREAD ♪ JAMES: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORY.
DEMI: I THINK IT'S A HIT. WE [BEEP] KILLED IT.
JAMES: THIS SINGING TELEGRAM LIFE IS EXHAUSTING.
DEMI: MENTALLY, I FEEL LIKE I NEED A VACATION.
JAMES: YOU DON'T GET ANY TIME TO YOURSELF.
IT'S CONSTANTLY BRINGING JOY TO OTHER PEOPLE.
DEMI: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WOULD BE GREAT?
IF WE GAVE TO OURSELVES.
DEMI: COULD I HAVE TWO BOBA TEAS.
WE SHOULD SING FOR THEM.
JAMES: HEY, GUYS, WOULD YOU RATHER MONEY FOR THE TEAS OR
WE'D SING YOU A SONG? >> MONEY.
JAMES: YOU'RE A JAPANESE TEA I SAY BOE BEE
I WANT YOU IN BELLY ♪ DEMI: SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS REALLY
GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HAVE AUTO TUNE.
MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE A NATURAL AUTO TUNE.
JAMES: WHAT WOULD THAT SOUND LIKE?
DEMI: ALL YOU DO IS YOU BITE A BALLOON.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: TELL ME ABOUT THE PLACE
WE'RE GOING NOW.
HE'S A DENTIST, RIGHT?
DEMI: DR. ENGEL.
HE RAISED $6,000 FOR YMCA HE SAID IF HE RAISED A TOTAL OF
$10,000 HE WOULD SHAVE HIS HEAD BALD.
JAMES: WOW. DR. ENGEL, HOW ARE YOU.
DEMI: HOW IS IT GOING.
JAMES: WE'VE HEARD YOU RAISED A LOT OF MONEY FOR AN AFTER SCHOOL
PROGRAM AT THE YMCA SO DR. ENGEL, THIS IS FOR YOU.
DEMI: YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF HER MOUTH.
♪ DOCTOR, YOU'RE A BIG FAN THANK YOU FOR THE MONEY YOU
RAISED AND THEN WILL YOU GET A MOHAWK
YOU RAISED MONEY FOR THE YMCA
YOU RAISED 6K FOR THE YMCA ♪ [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: YOU SAID IF YOU RAISED $10,000 YOU'D SHAVE YOURSELF
BALD YOU RAISED $6,000. IF WE MADE THAT UP TO $10,000,
WOULD YOU LET DEMI LOVATO SHAVE YOUR HEAD?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
JAMES: WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO START DEMI?
DEMI: MIGHT AS WELL GO THIS WAY.
JAMES: IT'S REALLY HAPPENING. KEEP THE EYEBROWS OR YOU WANT
THEM TO GO AS WELL? YOU SURE?
THAT'S A WEIRD CHOICE.
JAMES: THAT WAS NOT WHAT ANYONE WAS THINKING.
DEMI: THAT WAS AWESOME. JAMES: WE MIGHT BE THE WORLD'S
FIRST SINGING TELEGRAM MOBILE BARBERS.
AM I WRONG? DEMI: NO.
JAMES: THERE'S A BUSINESS HERE. I'M TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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