It's that special time of year,
where we're being sponsored by Hello Fresh!
That's right! A meal kit delivery service!
That's delivered right to your door
with the freshest ingredients
that you can cook in 30 minutes!
Who can cook it?
Anybody! That's right!
I cooked it!
Now, normally when we're sponsored by Hello Fresh,
I will do the cooking.
As I actually get Hello Fresh.
I love them. They're a brand I actually use.
And I love to cook!
And Alison seems terrified of cooking.
I've never cooked before!
This is the most I've ever cooked!
They send just the right amount to cook with.
There's no waste.
They have two dietitians on staff,
to make sure the meals are nutritionally balanced.
I'm trying to eat healthier.
And YOU can get $30 dollars off your first week if you go to
hellofresh.com and use the code JBU30!
Pretty good deal!
That's less than $10 a meal!
I made this!
I mean, you were so worried
it wasn't going to be good, and then,
it's great!
Like, I didn't even make this correctly guys,
and it still tastes good.
Now they also have
their new spring meals,
and they're going to have breakfast options.
Are you kidding me!
Wait, what?
They're going to have breakfast options?
Yeah!
Like, I don't have to eat cereal
I think is healthy, but isn't anymore.
Look at it. It's Spring Greens Gnocchi,
and then, and then, I mean,
are you kidding?
It looks exactly the same!
G: Yeah, you put less... A: Minus the paper plate!
I actually get hello fresh,
and I didn't know about the breakfast options. So...
Yeah cause you don't do any of the prep
for our branded videos.
Man, go off.
Just carrying the weight of this whole company
on my shoulders.
But, I get to actually be like
"Wow! Really?"
♪We've got an♪
♪International Question! ♪
♪International Question!♪
♪Internationa-♪
I feel, like ,have more energy, from the veggies!
Amy, Austrailia, wants to know,
"How was high school?"
Pretty bad.
Bad.
Very bad.
Whose, do you think, was worse?
High school experience?
Yeah, mine, right?
I mean, like, were you almost, like,
taken out of school?
Uhhhh, no.
Yeah
G: Why were you... A: Did you have knee surgery,
where you couldn't walk?
Why were you taken out of school?
My, my parents almost had to
take me out school,
because I was, just, like,
in a bad way!
You were pregnant?
No, that's why I took my leave of absence.
hahaha
Yeah, you never went to Choate,
you just got pregnant.
That would be the most shocking of all.
That anyone would've had sex
with me in high school!
It's a real tough one,
because I was, definitely, uh,
didn't have a lot of money,
and was in the closet.
So those are two in my favor, in terms
G: of... bad high school A: OK, but, like, not having a lot of money in high school,
well, like, what are you gonna do?
What, are you going to, like, invest your money?
G: Well, we were at... A: You had food, you weren't hungry.
No, but we were at ,
I was at a rich kids' school.
And I was less popular, because....
That was probably because of your personality.
I was at a religious school,
and I was in a religious community,
and I was trying to, like,
I felt, I knew I was very libral,
and I knew I was, like, queer,
and knew that everything was, like,
I, and that everything was getting,
like, repressed.
I was very upset.
Did you have to sleep on a desk bed?
What's a desk bed?
Exactly! A desk bed is like a bunk bed,
but the bottom level is a desk,
and then the top level,
is a bed, that is VERY close to the ceiling,
and I couldn't even sit up.
At your school, you had to do that?
Yes, and then the next year,
my roommate wouldn't let me keep the lights on.
And I had this machine,
after my knee surgery,
where, like, you had to, like,
put, like, these pads on your knee,
and then you had to electrocute yourself.
And I had to do that in my, in my bedroom,
like while my roommate was being mean to me.
heHEHE, wHAT!
Yeah, you wanna play this game?
he-Wha-he, I have so many questions!
Had a group of friends,
lost that group of friends.
Got a new group of friends,
that were like,"Um, yeah, no, you're too depressed."
Lost that group of friends.
Looking back, I was like, " I get it."
This is my ten year anniversary,
this year.
Oh, I skipped mine.
G: I was like... no, no way. A: I'm not going.
G: There's no way. A: Are you kidding me?
I mean, it got much better in college.
Definitely much better.
Not for me.
OK
It got better about 6 months ago.
What troupe were you,
like, what were you like
I was like, kind of goth.
I was like, a loser.
I was, oh, I was like a brown-noser.
G: Uuggh, God! A: What's that?
like, you just, like, sucked up to the teachers,
and, like...
Like, I tried too hard in class.
G: Uuugggghhh, Someone I would... would not have been friends with. A: What's that? So I'm terrible?
Oh my god
All I did was my homework.
While, girls across the hall
were just doing cocaine,
and face timing with their vaginas.
G: Face timing? A: Well, back then it was Skype.
You were so miserable,
in these like, you know,
situations, that would've,
that are like rich kid situations.
And then I was like, OK,
in these like, bad situations.
My dad was still drinking,
that was not great.
yeah
I had to try to hide my dad's alcoholism
from my sister, who was young.
And then, we were, like,
going to move out of the house
every other week.
That sucks.
I also had a lot of orthodontry work.
So, like, we're talking, like,
full braces, we had, like, bands,
but I also had this thing
called a herbst appliance.
Where it was like, a little metal screws
right here,
so it was, like, this.
And I had these bars,
and if I opened my mouth wide enough,
the bars would open and flip out.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you think that, like, if it wasn't 2017,
you would've died.
Like, if it was Victorian times,
you would've just died as a baby?
Yeah
Maybe I'll go to my 15 year reunion.
G: I''m not going anywhere near that shit A: No, never.
I need an Oscar first.
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