(upbeat Christmas music) (doorbell rings)
- [Johnny] Who is that?
- I don't know, ask.
- [Johnny] Who is it?
- Oh my gosh!
Is the house talking to me?
Who is that?
- No, it's us!
- We're talking to you from the doorbell.
- (gasps) In the doorbell?
Whoa!
How tiny are you?
(door opens)
- Who are you?
- I am Sparkles the Christmas Elf!
How did you get from doorbell size to so big?
- You're a little too big to be a Christmas Elf.
- Well, technically, I'm a human that was raised by elves.
What the sugar plum?
(upbeat Christmas music)
This is the biggest Christmas tree I've ever seen!
(gasps) It has to be like 37 feet tall!
Icicle?
You can put icicles on Christmas trees?
(gasps) Oh my gosh, what the...
Are you...
Oh
my
Santa
Claus!
You keep food on the ground?
I've never seen anyone do it like this before!
(exhales in delight) So good!
Oh, so crunchy! (chewing)
- That's dog food.
- I don't think so.
If this were dog food, would I put syrup on it?
(upbeat synth music)
Woo!
(Sparkles exhaling in delight)
(Johnny mouthing disgust)
(Sparkles exhaling in delight)
(Sparkles groans)
(kids gag)
(suspenseful music)
You didn't tell me about this!
- I'm pretty sure we haven't told her anything.
- Are you their elf on the shelf?
- What?
- No one touch him!
He'll lose his Christmas magic!
- This is our brother, Milo. (explosion booms)
- No, he lost his magic!
He lost his magic because of you!
He lost his magic! (Milo laughing)
We need syrup!
Where's your syrup?
He lost his magic!
How do we save this elf's magic?
- He's not an elf, he's our baby brother.
- No!
- She's not kidding!
He is our brother!
- You sit on a throne of lies!
(doorbell rings)
- (gasps) Santa!
Oh, sugar snaps, it's Santa!
Santa?
- It's just a package.
- Presents?
Presents!
Oh, I wonder what's inside this present!
(gasps) Present!
Open!
Where do you keep your sharp objects?
In the workshop!
They're in the workshop!
Where's your workshop?
You don't have a workshop, you're not elves.
(drawer opens) Hot dog!
I'm an adult!
It's not, oh!
Ooh, presents!
(gasps) It feels like Christmas!
Oh my goodness, it feels like Christmas.
Oh my gosh! (dramatic music)
Oh, I'm bleeding!
(whimpers)
- Can I see it?
- No!
It's redder than the red part of the candy cane.
- Hey, I think you're gonna be okay!
- It's bleeding.
It's redder than Rudolph's nose,
but not as shiny.
But very red!
Oh my gosh! - Just calm down.
(breathing sharply) - Sing to me.
- What?
- Sing to me!
- No!
- Sing to me!
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
♪ Rudolph has ♪
♪ One horse sleigh ♪ ♪ A red nose reindeer ♪
- In unison!
Please, I've lost so much blood.
I think, I think I'm fading away.
So much blood. - Is she gonna die?
- Sing, sing, sing!
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪ ♪ Dashing through ♪
- A little louder.
♪ Sing a sleighing song tonight, oh ♪
- Dance moves are appreciated.
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
- (gasps) I'm alive!
(gasps) Ketchup!
- Who mails a box full of ketchup?
- I totally forgot I did that!
- But why?
- It's an old elf joke!
This guy knows what I'm talking about?
- No, I don't.
- He is not an elf!
- Yes, he is, he's an elf on the shelf.
He just lost his magic 'cause of you guys.
Hey Sparkles, how'd it go?
Fantastic!
We did so many activities, and then I almost died!
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
It was the magical spirit of Christmas that healed me.
- It was ketchup, ketchup almost killed her.
And she ate dog food.
- Dog food with syrup!
- We probably should've left pizza money.
Next time.
- How much do we owe you?
- Money's for bank robbers and pirates!
I only get paid in hugs!
How do you pay rent?
Where do you live?
Hug time!
Hug!
Half a hug!
Cha-ching, all paid!
Bye, see you later!
This was so fun!
Bye!
(jolly Christmas music)
(Milo panting)
- It's snowing!
- Dude, we are definitely hiring her again!
(upbeat jingle)
- Oh my goodness.
Yes!
(gasps) My goodness!
I can't believe these squirrels left these nuts behind.
They're delicious!
(gasps)
(toy springs up) (both screaming)
(Milo laughs)
Oh my gosh, that was so scary.
Let's do it again.
(toy chiming) (toy springs up)
(Sparkles screaming) (Milo laughing)
That was so scary.
We're gonna win this time.
This is how you play this, right, we're trying to win?
You do it.
- I push button!
- You were tricking me?
(gasps) (toy springs up)
(both screaming)
(Sparkles screaming) (Milo laughing)
- Ooh, scary!
(Justin laughing) - Let's do it again.
- Yeah.
- I got a cramp in my belly, it's reeling!
Hold on, I gotta- (Justin laughs)
- [Justin] Uncle Mommy down!
Uncle Bobby down!
Uncle Bobby down. (laughs)
- Belly cramp!
- Oh, I feel better now.
Okay.
(toy springs up) (Sparkles screaming)
(rock music)
- [Johnny] Epic Toy Channel.
(family giggling)
- You sit on a throne of lies!
(laughs) I ripped my costume open!
Oh my gosh!
(cereal crunches) (Sparkles exhales in delight)
(Sparkles gasps)
(Sparkles laughs)
It's all stuck together! (laughs)
You didn't tell me about this?
Save this elf's magic!
(both laughing)
(Milo laughing)
He lost his magic!
He lost his magic! (Milo laughing)
So big!
(family laughing)
- They're super nice!
- [Cassi] To find more of our videos,
search for "Epic Toy Channel".
(rock music)
- [Johnny] Epic Toy Channel.
(Cassi exclaims)
(upbeat synth music) (underwater splashing)
(dog barks)
- [Cassi] Where are you going?
- This is no longer us versus them.
It's time to battle!
- [Johnny] Hey guys!
(funky electronic music)
- He has really good moves!