Hello and welcome to the WrestleTalk News
I’m El Fakidor Laurie Blake
And we had some bad news over the weekend...
No, it’s not that we lost the predictions to the Cultaholic chumps
Or that we’re going to have to do a lip sync dance routine at Wrestling MediaCon.
Which you can buy your tickets for by clicking the ‘i’ above my head or link in the video
description below . You grief tourists.
It’s difficult to explain, but look how distraught Oli was when he found out
Yeaaaah, we found out that the beautiful, talented, Oli’s soulmate Nia Jax was dating
Luke Gallows after he tweeted: ‘not to be weird but with a strong heart I have to report...
I’m dating Nia Jax.’
Bad brother, bad. What’s that? I’m getting some updates through on my earpiece that I’m
definitely wearing.
It’s all over. Luke’s tweeted: ‘The rigors of high profile relationships are grueling,
it’s with a heavy heart that I have to announce that @NiaJaxWWE & I have mutually decided
to part ways. Thank you for respecting our privacy during these trying times. #onedayrelationship
#sadday’’
And this pic of his heartbroken face,
Let’s check in on Oli…
All better now. All. Better. Now.
Speaking of being all better now, I’m sure that’s what Rowan from the Bludgeon Brothers
wishes he was.
PWInsider has confirmed that the artist formally known as Erick suffered an arm injury defending
the Smackdown Tag Team Championships at SummerSlam on Sunday.
Rowan skipped a live event last night while getting his injury assessed, it’s been reported
that some WWE stars are saying it’s a bicep injury, but we can’t be sure until we get
official word.
but the Hammer Time Twins are billed to defend the titles against The New Day on Smackdown
tonight in a no disqualification match - sounds smart.
Also sounds like we might have some five time world tag team champions on our hands. Those
Zumba classes are paying off.
Speaking of classes paying off, all those martial arts classes have yet to do that for
CM Punk. Segway burn.
So maybe he’d be up for wrestling again.
Well, as he’s already billed for a meet and greet at September 1st’s All In most
people feel like it makes sense for him to also make his return to the squared circle.
(Because they don’t think that all the time).
Punk even teased himself earlier in the year that nobody had actually made a definitive
offer for him to return to wrestling, outlining how much they’d pay him, or who he’d wrestle.
Well, it turns out Cody and the Young Bucks heard that and approached him, as Mr Rhodes
told Wrestling Inc.
“Matt actually made a full offer or full pitch for his services and I think Punk is
focused on the Mixed Martial Arts element of his career. One of the reasons we didn't
first come out and say, 'here's who we want you to wrestle,' because I think we just wanted
him to be a part of the event for a lot of fans, he's captured their imagination even
with the amount of time he's been gone. He has a mythical presence to them.”
“ I always looked at All In with the perspective that it's about the present and future of
the industry and not really about cheap pops, even though I'm sure they'll be plenty of
those on the show. Matt had reached out to and made him a real offer. I think Punk is
set on not being part of it."
Sad, sad times.
It’s ok though, I hear if you say his name three times in a mirror he’ll appear.
CM Punk, CM Punk, CM Punk. This isn’t a mirror it’s a picture of John Cena. Dammit,
now we’ll never summon Punk.
But The Shield sure have returned! And possibly as heels! Click Oli’s Raw review onscreen
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reviews happen! I’ve been El Fakidor and that was lucha.