- This is my sword.
Hoo!
Cho!
Alright, so I'm here at the samurai place for the lesson.
Gonna learn a few sword techniques, and qua-cha!
It's actually true that by the end of this, I will be flyin' around like the Matrix.
So watch out for that.
Obviously when it comes to sword selection, he'll take one look at me and say, "you're
totally gonna nail this and give me like, a bigger sword!"
- This handle called the tsuka.
- Tsuka!
- Yes.
- And this guard called tsuba.
- Tsuba.
- Yes.
And the Japanese sword have only one edge, not both sides, only one edge.
And the top called...
Kissaki.
- Kissaki.
- Yes.
- It's still quite sharp.
- Yes, sharp.
- You can still kill someone.
- Must inside your obi, put in your sword.
Here.
And then your other hand, from top and hold the guard.
Yes.
And the right hand is hold here.
- Hold here.
- Yes.
Yes so, one more, three, two, one.
Yes.
- How do you make noise, when --
- When you point it up, sword makes sound, like noise.
Yes, yes.
And let's shout, heu!
Okay?
Three two one, heu!
- Heu!
- Three two one, heu!
- Heu!
- Three two one, heu!
- Hue!
- After down thrust you will saw a lot of any blood.
So, we have to clean up the sword.
And then, shake off and shwee!
- Shwee.
- Yes, one more.
Shwee!
- Shwee!
- Okay!
Step up front so is solid.
All together, sword.
Ho!
Right your hand.
Hu-eep!
- Hu-eep!
- Up, and Hu-eep!
- Hu-eep!
- Up, and Hu-eep!
- Hu-eep!
- Okay, go in the scabbord, shwee!
- Shwee!
- Heu!
Heu!
Ho!
Hoo!
Woo!
Shwee!
- Hue!
Hue!
Hoo!
Hue!
Hoo!
Shwee!
Hoo!
Shwee!
So that was my performance.
Absolutely smashed it!
Am I officially a samurai now?
- Yeah.
- Hue!
- Okay you are great samurai!
Congratulations!
- Thank you.
- Okay thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
Check it out.
I even got a certificate and I didn't even think I would.
How cool is that?