poof, poof, poof, neeuuuuuuur
is that just your normal breathing?
notice, how the glimmer, on the top is this head
matches, that of this surroundings
I thought, I saw a hippo, getting out of the water
but I just, I followed you over here, the hippopotamus, has spotted us
and we will run for our lives!
you brought me down here, on anticipation I was going, to watch you flip a tyre
You brought me down, No! Who won in 79? you are alcoholic?
79?...... What? Was that 89?
the final starts in two days and i'm feeling very very confident i'm looking at people around me i'm
looking at Brian and Thor I think Brian's beating the head so I'm talking to him um you know I'm
coaching him and I think he's beating the head you know every time I nudge something about the final
events just say I'm going to kick his ass on this kick his ass on that winner overall doesn't seem
to argue he doesn't seem to fight back you know and to me that sort of says he's almost admitted.
puf! ...puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... puf!... neeeeeeeeee
is that your normal breathink?
is only one animal here mate
the Beast ¡uhhh!
I honestly see Brian as my biggest threat in this final mind games are such a big thing in
strep sports it's it's the alpha male you know if you can dominate someone mentally
as well as physically then you're [ __ ] you've got them you know last year Brian
was walking around the place and like every time he'd come up to you'd slap you on the
back really hard and grip your neck and you know it'd make you feel like he was a bigger stronger
man than you but I i've swapped it around this year I'm doing it to him don't slap me
Don´t slap me, with your s***ty alpha male slap! thinking you´re all dominant
Is that right?
I felt like a ***ing vagina, just landed on me back
I thought I saw a hippo getting out of the water, but I just, I followed you over here
I've actually just texted Brian he's asked me to go and meet him at three o'clock
in the yard so we've got 20 minutes um! yeah! he doesn't know i've tested the tire so i'm going
to go down with him i'll cut it up uh and I'm just going to tell him i'm not going to touch
the tire just because it looks so dangerous and I'm scared of ripping a bicep,
uummm, so get him play with it, see what he feels and what see what he thinks
ill keep telling him how dangerous it is, and how he should be careful not to use his arms.
getting in his head - that is what it is all about.
Are you ready for the World´s smallest pair of shorts?
Alright Ed, ready? lets get the pink pound
you are ready for another trivia question
Whats´up Brian? Does that turn you on?
Alright Colin, see if you can answer this
This is a very wrong scene isn´t it
Wanna see Colin?
I kinda like it!
uuhhh! it´s ***ing chewing my ass
you can´t unsee certain thinks! yeah!
you brought me down here, on anticipation I was going to watch you flip a tyre
you brought me down here, No! you ***ing text me,
saying what time are you going to the yard ¡oh!
I don´t recollect that, I can show you mesagges
Are you going to do it or not? I wanna show you how to flip a tyre Ed,
cause I´m such a good *** ing friend,
come on B
You´ve got a change to step in here if you want Brian? is that right! Anytime
that was just the warm up
*** ing hell that´s hard. Let´s go
¡Let´s gooo!
Who won?
World Strongest Man
in 1987?
1987, Go on give me that question? Don´t answer. Give me the question thought?
Who won in 1987? Im not very good at this ...
John Pall? ¡Naaa!
I don´t know, Don´t know?
Colin Bryce?
83 Ka....eerrr, 83 Kazz, last tittle
83 was Geof, uuuhhhh! and then .............84
was
was that the missing year? 80 fff
then jhon, then Geoff had another one, it had to be Jon Pall in 87?
incorrect, it was Geoff´s second one, ¡No!
it didn´t happen in 87! ***n it! that was the year it didn´t happen!
Couldn´t think is that right? yeah! Come on Brian, Did you know that Ed Hall
Did not know, ¡Come on Brian!, Who? Ed didn´t know who what?
he didn´t know who Vasyl Virastyuk was, Vasyl Virastyuk
Ed couldn´t train with us then, I know, he would´ve been out
he wouldn´t make it through the door, yeah! ¿what was the thickness of bars they used to do?
I believe a little thinner than that, five eighths, you´re kidding, I think five eights or
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
is that dangerous
that´s an event right there
I´m not doing it if you´re not doing it
why don´t you show me how it´s done?
Why don´t you show me, you are a f....ing like, how many years more experience than me?
4 world´s strongest man titles, which is exactly my point
exactly so you should show the ....ing new blood, how it´s done, ¿you know what I mean?, alpha rober out...... alpha rober out
Who won in 79? Jouko Ahola? 79? What? Was that 89?
You are thinking 97? swap the numbers around, sorry, sorry yep
So it was Bruce Wilhelm did 2 and then Don Reinhoudt? Correct!
that Pigeon is ****ing tauting you Brian
Stop changing the subject and fliyp the tyre ¡No! Come on
Flyp the tire Bro....... Chicken s***t
I´m sensing, are you worried, I´ve picked it up, I´m not worried about it, I don´t see you pick it up
well I pick it up, well that sounds like a load of s***t, Before you came, I was easy
It was easy! Colin did it too!
Are you that insecure about my bollocks hanging out Brian?
Sometimes you just look at him and you´re just like.... A peace of work
the guy just got up you know like it was nothing and just kept going
Um, oh no, the beast is in the background. Hahaha
(Brian SHAW strolls in shot)
Security, can we move the elephant from out of shot please.
What are.you doing coming over here.
Of all the places you can come and hit some poses in!
(Eddie talks to cameraman ): Zoom in on him.
And here we have a natural Hippopotamus in his natural habitat.
notice how the glimmer on the top of his head matches that on his surroundings
Look how he pisses so elegantly into the grass.
Feeding mother nature.
Oh! it looks like it's spotted us.
This is very, very dangerous
a natural hippopotamus can run at 25mph
We should be very very still
When you go to the watering hole.
Oh [ __ ] the hippopotamus has spotted us! And we will run for our lives!
Hahaha.. Thanks for that dude. Hahaha
Right in the middle of the shot. There is Brian going for a piss through the trees!
We got the National Geographic chat from Eddie there. Yeah, Doing the commentary.
Doing his best David Attenborough. Hahaha
go on I..I reckon we can do this up
alright we have to do health and safety you have to have on Brian
C'mon...hahaha uhhh are you ready hahaha...hahaha
hahahaha...hahaha. It fits perfect. 0:10:21.377,1193:02:47.295 ayyy this f***ing perfect
You will tear a pec! hahahah...hard hard...
good. There we go.
Yeah!!! hahahahah....ahh it fits beautifully