- Hey, what's going on, guys?
Lawson with Custom Offsets.
today's video, we're doing another roasting
your guys's (beep) box.
It's one of my favorite series.
Today, I brought Biggs along,
and we are gonna roast some (beep)-ty (beep)-boxes.
Are you excited?
You haven't ever done this, have you?
- No, and I'm really curious
on how the audience is gonna take me roasted (beep)-boxes
because I know that I've been
in videos where they think that I buy wish parts,
which you know, maybe I do, maybe I don't.
But I mean, if you're gonna show me your (beep) box
you're gonna allow me to call it a (beep)-box,
then we're gonna roast her up.
Let's go.
- That's one thing to keep in mind, guys.
These are all trucks that have been sent to us.
We're not going out and picking on anyone.
These people voluntarily sent their trucks in
for us to roast.
So just keep that in mind.
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Let's hop to it.
All right, first up, we got Wesley.
"Hey, guys, I'm Wesley, 18 from Minnesota.
"I've got a 2002 Silverado
"that I've driven through a pond in a snow storm.
"It's got 33s on it, and it's tuned
"with a custom rattle can paint job to hide rust."
Nice, Wesley.
Nice!
"Hope I make it.
"I watch your guys's YouTube videos religiously."
Thank you, Wesley, totally appreciate that.
"Also just bought a Ram I'm gonna actually make into a build
"with wheels, tires, and suspension from Custom Offsets."
- Nice.
- All right, yup.
It's a (beep)-box, Wesley.
- [Biggs] It's pretty terrible.
- I mean, it's not the greatest.
Look at these rain visors.
Just take 'em off.
Wesley, just take 'em off.
There's less rain visor and more non-existent rain visors.
Just take em off.
They're busted everywhere.
There's dents all over this thing,
and that hood rattle can job, (clicks) very nice.
Really enjoy that.
- [Biggs] What in the?
That's how you open your door.
- [Lawson] There's like bungee cords to your mirror.
- [Biggs] No, seriously, that's how you open the door.
You just gotta pull that thing, and it just opens right up.
- [Lawson] Nuh-uh.
- [Biggs] I swear.
- [Lawson] How?
- I don't.
- It's attached to the damned mirror!
- This is a (beep)-box.
He had to do what he had to do.
- Why would he have a bungee cord going to the mirror?
- 'Cause look at his handle.
- To open the damned door?
- [Biggs] He took a hatchet to his handle,
so he doesn't have an outside handle.
So he just pulls this, and it opens from the inside.
(dial-up buzzing)
- Oh, you're saying if we were to stand outside.
- Yeah, how do you get in from the outside?
Yeah, so he tied it to his mirror so it doesn't flop around,
and he pulls that like a little truck horn.
(horn blows)
It opens the door from the inside.
- This is a piece of (beep).
Wesley, I like it, though.
It's good job.
I mean, it's a piece of (beep), yeah.
- [Lawson] Steve gives the best rim jobs.
(laughs)
- Literally, I'm speechless already.
I don't even know what to say.
I mean, it looks like someone took a combine
into the side of his truck.
- Yeah, this thing's churched, yikes.
Nice truck, Wesley.
Onto the next one.
(sneezes)
- This is so hard for me to do 'cause they're so (beep) bad.
- All right, next up we got Brooks Grove.
"Hi, my name is Brooks, and I'm 16 years old.
"This is my first car, so I haven't had much time
"to work on her.
"Also, Don't mind the sub box.
"I just have it in there because I'm too lazy
"to take it out.
"The missing door panel, it's because I have it off
"to fix the window motor."
I actually don't really have anything bad to say.
- I don't either.
Yeah, take that sub box, I mean, or put a sub in, I guess.
- Yeah, and obviously,
this is the door panel that he's talking about.
That's just, he's fixing the motor on the window.
And past that, I would say I'm very impressed
with the interior.
Interior looks super clean.
- Yeah, it looks better than Junior's Bronco.
- Exterior looks like it could use a little bit of work.
Personally, I don't dig the two-tone
that's going on right here.
You got some peely boys on the hood.
- [Biggs] Gives a character. I feel that.
- [Lawson] Yeah, the bumper's a little chewed.
She looks like he took it off-road.
Your front wheels look beefy as hell,
and I don't know what the hell is going on
in the rear back here.
Look at the rear.
That looks (beep)-ed.
Why is that like that?
- [Biggs] He smashed his fog light into the bumper.
- Yeah, that thing is in there now, nice and flush.
He went for that flush job.
- I mean, that's a good idea.
I might just put some cubes onto the back of my bumper
and just hit it on the wall, boop.
- Just (beep), just crush it into the wall.
That's a good idea.
Let us know in the comments section
if you wanna see Biggs do that.
- Don't let us know.
- 10,000 likes, Biggs'll back into a building.
(beep)
- Okay, yeah, I would just say obviously,
it's a solid start.
It's your first vehicle.
I'm not gonna roast you like crazy (beep),
but obviously, the two-tone paint job,
not my favorite thing.
The interior is actually fairly clean.
Everything else, it looks like you're from North Carolina,
so that's why it's pretty clean.
- You're halfway to doing what Junior would do
to this thing, so.
Yeah, it looks like you can take that whole piece off.
Your paint job is nowhere near perfect,
so maybe just rip those things off and let her eat
and see what happens,
just 'cause those are ugly as hell, Jesus.
Looks like nursing home steps up into the door,
to be honest with you, like the ramps.
- Ouch, damn.
- Other than that. - Rest in peace, my grandma.
- Yeah, other than that, I don't hate it.
- Well, that's what we got for you, Brooks.
Nice first whip.
I dig it.
All right, next up Travis Schneider.
He's got a 1990 Dodge Ram D250.
"It's been through a lot,
"like lost brakes and went into a garage door.
"It's got half of a set of dually in the back."
What? - What's that even?
- What's that even fricking mean?
Travis.
- [Biggs] That means it's a dually, and he only has?
- Oh, police showed up to take your (shit)-box away.
- [Biggs] (laughs) He ran it straight there.
- [Lawson] Is that a damned?
Oh my God.
Rest in peace, your garage door, Travis,
or your mom's garage door.
- [Biggs] Honestly though,
the fact that he ran through the garage door
and the front end of this truck doesn't even look
like anything happened to is hilarious to me.
- [Lawson] Dad's gon' be pissed.
- Full send. - Full send, yeah.
- [Biggs] He rattle canned full send on the back.
- Full send into the damned...
What the (beep) is going on here?
Why is that like that?
- It's cause it's a dually,
but he only has one set of tires on it.
So he only has the outters.
He doesn't have the inners, I think.
I'm gonna go with that.
- Travis, why, why?
Half these trucks I see I just wanna go see in person,
and I just wanna see them
(beep) just beat the outta these things
'cause I feel like he's just doing this
'cause he just doesn't give a (beep) about it.
- [Biggs] I feel like jumping ditches with this
would be kinda fun.
- [Lawson] Yeah, there's a common trend
in this series, too.
They're always like the 16 to 18-year-olds,
which I can't lie, when I was 16 and 18,
I beat the ever-loving piss outta my first couple vehicles.
- I wanna say I wanted to or was going to,
but it was too clean for me to do that.
My first truck was really nice.
The condition that I got it in, it wasn't (beep)-ty at all.
So like I couldn't make it (beep)-ty.
Now if it was (beep)-ty and I knew it was (beep)-ty,
then I'd probably yeet her off-road, something.
- Travis, fix your mom's garage door.
Fix your brakes.
- Take this to the salvage yard,
and get the money for the truck to replace the garage door.
Win-win.
- I like that idea.
We're gonna end that on that idea.
All right, next up, Quentin, Quentin.
"Hey, Custom Offsets, my name's Quintin.
"I have a 2000 Chevy Silverado 1500 with a 5.3.
"It has gone through hell and back and then back to hell
"for its final resting place.
"2010 Chevy headlight, light bars, LEDs all around,
"straight pipes, manifolds back,
"not much of a storyteller,
"but the pics do most of the work."
All right.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
Quentin!
- You put way too much money into this.
- Quentin, yeah.
- Quit.
- Back to hell, you're right.
This thing, there's no coming back from this.
What is going on?
- [Biggs] Why do those look like newer generation headlight?
- [Lawson] They are!
He's got a 2000, and he put 2010 headlights on,
and look how (beep) massive they look.
(Biggs and Lawson laugh)
- [Biggs] Oh, this is bad.
- This is the best one I've seen
since we started this series.
This is.
- I mean, I'll give it to him,
they don't look good, but you made 'em work.
(beep)
I don't know how you made them work, but you made 'em work.
- Oh, man, he's got like Boost Auto tow mirrors on there.
He slapped newer gen,
two newer generation headlights on there.
He's got the LEDs along the bottom.
- [Biggs] He has...
Is there three whips in the back just in a line?
- [Lawson] Yeah, I think.
There's actually four whips.
- [Biggs] This is bad.
- [Lawson] And that light bar, holy (beep), that's ugly.
That thing is massive.
- [Biggs] Yeah, I'm a big fan of light bars
'cause I'm 12 years old, but.
- He's got light bars on top of his light bars.
Why?
Why is it that many light bars?
- Or what are those?
What are those?
- [Man] What are those?
- He's also got like a little, tiny almost like a light bar
but it's not a light bar
underneath the license plate, as well.
- He is literally trying to show people
how (beep) his truck is.
He's lighting his whole truck up with light bars,
saying, "Look at how."
This is bad.
- [Lawson] I can't tell what wheels you have,
but my guess is it's nothing (beep) great.
(Biggs laughs)
And then at some point, you added some lights
on top of the truck, which, okay, cool, cool.
Your truck is red with the gray two-tone on the body,
and then the whole front end is black
with big-ass chrome bumper.
- I'm gonna just say
that you should sell those tow mirrors,
sell every light on there,
and hope to break even on the truck,
which doesn't look very hard to do.
- And all of his captions just say, "mud life"
or "LED lights," or, "light show, nightlights,
"color halos, custom."
Oh, that's (beep) custom, all right.
- It is real custom.
- Oh, man.
- It's about as custom as you can get.
- Quentin.
Who knows?
Maybe, you know...
How old's Quentin?
- 15.
(laughs)
- Why'd you say 15?
That's rude, but I like it.
I dunno, I could talk about this pile
all (beep) day long.
Quentin, nice truck, buddy.
Keep doing your thing. - Oh, it's beautiful.
I love it.
(microphone slaps)
- (beep) rip!
- Yeah, (beep) that microphone.
(applauds)
Well, that's what we got for you guys
on today's roasting (beep)-boxes.
Once again, if you guys wanna be featured,
you guys can send in your submissions
to tv@customoffsets.com.
Also, if you guys need wheels, tires,
suspension, accessories to freshen up those shit boxes,
custom offsets.com.
We'll see you guys on the next one.
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